what’s up losers

no desire to eat a Crumbl cookie it is like edible AI art to me

listening to ella fitzgerald

taylor lorenz jumpscare on my timeline i hope she blocks me here too

who up theying their them

new york wants LA’s nachos so bad

me eating a gogurt:

thinking about the time i was getting a tattoo and the other artist was talking to his client and i couldn’t understand him but i thought it was really cool to see a deaf artist at work. whole time he was just scottish.

when someone hasn’t followed me back yet on here, it’s because they’ve always secretly hated me, have been planning my downfall, and are thrilled to get away from my stench when I haven’t followed someone back, it’s because this is me trying to navigate the app:

this panda express was just ok i guess

AirPods died at the gym, it’s just me and my demons now

just saw the ugliest penis against my will… i thought this was supposed to be a safe space

My Nonna back in the old country. She was so beautiful ❤️🇮🇹

wait bluesky blurring someone’s picture when you block them… that’s so cunty. send them into the shadow realm exactly.

Love arguing with people with law degrees like yessss you went to school for this but I’m gonna fight anyway

Gm

So how this work?

cock balls

cock? balls?

cock…. and balls……..

cock and balls?

genuinely keep forgetting about you little freaks here… hey

this place needs some cock and balls

so who got exotic carts?

bluesky? skeets? bitch where are the sluts?