Girls, I know I left you for the Love weekend, but I'm home now AND not in the office for the next week. PLEASE let me do my homework!!

It took me nearly 49 years to eat at a White Castle for the first time I shouldn't have rushed

I'm attending AnthrOhio as my first furry con since the disaster that was AC2025. I bought some seriously neon yarn 🧶 to keep my hands busy and came wait to see how much I get done by the end of the event!!

"Hello, homeowner's insurance? My emotional support tiger ate somebody and their family is trying to sue me." .... "But that's her job. They were causing me to be upset and she made the stressor go away!"

@fiofirefox.com this very much made me and @yseralotha.bsky.social think of you

Best laundry helper!

May this historical day be an inspiration to senators today 🔪💖

In today's random WTF moments, why did the Starbucks barista get WEIRDLY aggressive at @yseralotha.bsky.social this morning? "Did you have a drink order? Did you have a drink order?" Yeah. This one I'm reaching for!

Getting my very first pedicure today. Why did I wait so long?

We don't need to discuss why I needed this Oodie. Just appreciate that it has a cat pocket!!

This is Darth Potato. He is CHONK and I love him. @yseralotha.bsky.social wins at giftmas this year

My cats' breeds are It's a Good Thing He's Pretty, Chaos Gremlin, and Orange Girl. All adopted from the local shelter because that's where you find the best babies for your home!

This is me, poking my head up to remind the world I'm still breathing. I still haven't managed a healthy balance between online and offline love, so I'm currently revelling in my disconnected bubble

It's 80s week at work. So of course I had to buy stuff to dress up as "favorite 80s tv or movie character" and "80s film or music star" Chuky and Madonna are at least easy, although Madonna is more expensive than I'd like.

Fun Fact: I work in insurance claims. My wife is in financial services.

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I present to you a great song from Wicked. youtu.be/Fe9N3Xcwtso

Self care Saturday! Nails done and yarn bought. Gonna knock out the final week of school then start a new baby blanket!

I'm building days tables about a fucking farming sim! So I can decide how to earn the most resources. In an idle game!!

Today's identity struggle: When it comes to grades, I was always taught "anything less than perfect is failure" I literally fought with myself every time I get back an assignment with a handful of points off. EVEN WHEN IT'S STILL AN A

I had MOST of a glass of wine with dinner and I'm feeling it. This is why I don't drink anymore

Deep philosophical conversations with my wife are a true constant in the universe "Give me Halloween all the time! Jesusween! Chocolateween! Jesusween Part 2!" Me: "The Return of the Christ?"

"I am the fluff that meows in the night. I am Catman!" --Yeti, probably

I was a busy woman this month!

Nothing like going to the outlet stores during a thunderstorm!

Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...

Not me and @yseralotha.bsky.social being total children and repeatedly popping open the M&M tubes by squeezing them. Nope. We're adulty adults who know how to behave in am adult manner.

Does anyone else have regular periods of questioning their very identity? Not gender or sexuality. Literal Who am I? What do I even want out off my life? Do I like this thing or do I think I'm supposed to? Do I have any actual goals??

I am finding that I am extra thin skinned lately. A friend shared screenshots from a chat where someone talking down about me was tangentially included in the conversation. Nearly an hour later and I'm still trying not to cry because some asshole I don't even like was mean about me.

I am DESPERATELY attempting to do homework and just...can't focus. Send caffeine and days off.

We used to have two cars, but had to scrap one when it became unrepairable down to the frame rusting through. We made things work. Now our trusty little Fiesta has hit a point we can cannot afford to maintain. I can make do with the bus, but my wife cannot.

As per usual, Rowan remains offended that I keep trying to do my schoolwork. How DARE I find anything more important than her!

I'm trying to research a company for my school assignment. I have found multiple corporations with the same name and wildly different addresses. Not to mention one with a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WEBSITE that connects to somebody's personal contact list....

Age verification? My first video game was on a cassette tape, not a floppy disk.

Random thoughts I've had about my boobs over the last few months: "Why do you keep wanting to be in my armpit?" "Godsdammit, why won't you stay where I put you?!" "Fuck, I'm all sweaty again" "Ooh! The girls look good when I'm in the pool!" "Didn't I just tell you to get out of my armpit??"

Seeing furry drama in my city's subreddit is killing me. When NORMIES start commenting on what the furries are doing, it's time to sort your shit.

Today is National Kitten Day. Allow me the pleasure of sharing Maple's latest hijinks!

I'm revelling in watching the drama (and maybe participating, but who's counting) But maybe I should ensure my skyline has more important things included too

I gots my nails did again! New salon and I'm impressed with how much care they took compared to where I usually go. Might have found a new salon...

I had an acquaintance reach out to me today, asking if I wanted their mom's craft stuff. This is the second time this has happened to me and I only hope I can honor how much this woman was loved by her family

This class is more intensive than the last ones. I don't get to drag my feet and fluff off after my assignments are done. Because there's still more that needs done!

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Oh no! Maple! Smoking isn't good for kittens!

After years of waffling, I bought myself a present to make traveling easier. My fingers are sparkly and I have no idea how I'm going to depot the giant plastic set

Success? I still don't grasp drafting, so I'm pulling off sections from the bat and pretending they were drafted as I need to add to what's started. I've spun up what I had pulled off so far and will call this Good Enough For Now

People don’t necessarily want to hear than an individual has been banned. They want to know what steps are being taken to ensure the safety of the minorities that people like that individual target. Scapegoating one person doesn’t protect everyone else.

I'm not surprised. Here's the test if you want - www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr...

I have made it home from Anthrocon and am in my own bed. Naptime calls to me