NEW! "A Guide To Politely Declining Family Heirlooms Without Using The Words 'Gross,' 'Bonfire' or 'Dumpster'" 18 x 14 inches unframed 24 x 20 5/8 inches framed Antique Frame acrylic on panel SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami". See the show via the link in bio!

"Coronavirus Is Wreaking Havoc On My Kissing Booth Business, Even After I Removed The 'Tonsil Hockey' Option From The Menu" acrylic on canvas #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

NEW original paintings drop VERY soon! Sign up for my mailing list at mattadrian.com to see them as soon as they're released. The show is titled "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami" and will feature scads of new paintings and their infamous titles. #birdart #art

"Plagued By Guilt—And Also A Plague" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Sometimes A Cough Is Just A Cough" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"It Puts Me In Mind Of That Japanese Game Show Where Contestants Dressed In Poop Emoji Costumes Scream Children’s Songs At Unsuspecting Pedestrians." acrylic on canvas #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"He Fancied Himself A Quarantine Libertine—In The Afternoons You Would Find Him Wearing Only A Pair Of Latex Gloves" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"He Ticked All My Boxes: Flat Earther, Anti-Vaxxer, Terrified Of 5G Cell Towers—And The Man Could Make A Mean Bleach Smoothie" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"He Ticked All My Boxes: Flat Earther, Anti-Vaxxer, Terrified Of 5G Cell Towers—And The Man Could Make A Mean Bleach Smoothie" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"I Hail From The Great Commonwealth Of Massachusetts—Please Allow Me To Regale You With A Few Colloquial Vulgarisms" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Horny For Normalcy" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Here’s The Opening Number From My Solo Show That’s About Flunking Out Of The Musical Theatre Program And How I Lay That Failure At The Feet Of My Tin-Eared Parents, Who Never ONCE Sang ‘Happy Birthday’ In Tune" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian

"What Earned Me The Nickname 'Congenital Idiot' Was When I Lurched Shitfaced Out Of A Karaoke Bar High On A Deranged Dream That Blue-Eyed Soul Could Save The World" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"No Substance Is Too Viscous For 'Glistening Jim, The Gunk Juggler'" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"I Apologize For Being Pissy—It’s Just That Social Distancing Is Anathema For Someone Whose Most Uttered Phrase Is ‘I’m A Hugger’" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Surprise, Surprise - This Self-Described 'Cheeky Bastard' Turned Out To Be Just A Run-Of-The-Mill, Garden-Variety Bastard" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"My Sciatica Bloometh Afresh" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"I Always Have To Stop And Ask Myself—Is This My Extreme Paranoia And Anxiety, Or Am I Just Freaking The Fuck Out?" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Shit Just Got Higgledy-Piggledy" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Prior To The Stay-At-Home Order And Subsequent 24/7 Cohabitation, My Quirks Were Considered Harmless And Eccentric" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"The Feckless Schmendrick" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Living In A Constant State Of Excitation Requires A Real Zest For Life And Not A Small Amount Of Cocaine" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"A Bungled Body Shaming Incident Has Left Me Feeling Both Cocky And Mortified About My Badunkadunk" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Play That Slow Jam From The 2020’s, You Know—The One About Wiping Down Groceries With Disinfectant" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Being Isolated From All Social Obligations And Wallowing In Idleness Does Not Excuse Uttering The Phrase ‘Let’s Get Gross’" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"My FOMO Got So Bad That I Felt Like I Was Missing Out On Everything In My Peripheral Vision" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Cooking Skills Aside, I Admired How She Gingerly Steered Dinner Conversation Away From The Wadded Up Napkins Filled With Half-Masticated Meatloaf" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Spice Up Your Side Piece Sex Life By—You Guessed It—Adding A Side Piece To Your Side Piece" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Monetizing Thoughts And Prayers" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Spice Up Your Side Piece Sex Life By—You Guessed It—Adding A Side Piece To Your Side Piece" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Yes I Wallow In Misinformation And Yes I Am Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers, But Guess Who Won A Gold Medal In Mental Gymnastics—This Guy" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Utilizing Prestidigitation In The Acquisition Of Gastronomical Delights" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Utilizing Prestidigitation In The Acquisition Of Gastronomical Delights" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Empirical Evidence Suggests That One Of The Greatest Problems Confronting Civilization Is The Ascendency Of The Anti-Science Fuckwit" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"I Hail From The Great Commonwealth Of Massachusetts—Please Allow Me To Regale You With A Few Colloquial Vulgarisms" Happy Massachusetts State Day to all who celebrate! #massachusettsstateday

"Lately I’ve Been Getting A Real Aggro Vibe From My Weighted Blanket" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Had I Known It Would Lead To A Ten Year Familial Estrangement, I Wouldn’t Have Been So Cavalier In Talking Shit About Sandy Bullock" acrylic on canvas #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Aquatic Twerking For Seniors" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"During The Videoconference My Colleagues Patiently Explained To Me That While There Are No Bad Ideas, Loud Trumpeting Farts Are A No No, And Also Not Ideas" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Being Labeled 'Non-Essential' Led To The Discovery Of A Sub-Basement Beneath My Already Low Self-Esteem" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"My Body Pillow Is Technically A Garbage Bag Stuffed With Old Sweaters, But I Got Me A Hankerin’ For Hugs So It Will Have To Do" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Once I Suspect People Have Seen Through My Pretension And Priggery, I Overcorrect And Start Straight In With Hand-In-The-Armpit Fart Noises" acrylic on canvas #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"I Stopped Having Garage Sales After Someone Asked To See A Manager" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"My Online Dating Profile Was Flagged As 'Click Baity Bullshit'" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"If A Leprechaun Appears And Advises You To Get Your Glandular System Checked, Don’t Drown Him In A Ditch Like I Did—Get Your Damn Glands Checked" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"I Watched The Cinematic Event Of The Year On That Thingy I Usually Use To Sext" acrylic on panel #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Who Was I To Argue With An Algorithm" acrylic on canvas #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"These Scratches Are Not Self-Harm — I Am In An Abusive Relationship With My Cat" acrylic on canvas #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"A Local Teen Was Able To Diagnose His Grandmother’s Dementia By Noticing A Subtle Shift In The Quality Of The Memes She Was Always Printing Out And Mailing To Him" acrylic on canvas #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart

"Music To Unfollow Friends By" acrylic on canvas #birds #originalart #acrylicpainting #mincingmockingbird #mattadrian #birdart