You’re playing chess. I’m playing Sorry. My therapist keeps telling me to stop apologizing

How can I not have a princess complex when guys at work open doors for me and say I deserve royal treatment

I'm pretty sure someone at work figured out my necklace is more than just a necklace...

I want a cute stoner boyfriend, and my new job is filled with potential candidates but I don't wanna be messy already

Calling sobriety "straight edge" is cringe as hell

I think the art theme for today is #light. I'll see myself out. 😈

I have never been in a funnier group chat than my work Teams chat

I used to get in trouble for smelling like weed at work, and now I come home smelling like it #cannabisindustry

I’m going to get insanely high for the entire day

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

Brat summer is never over 💚

Why is it so damn difficult to find any tattoo sleeve ideas that aren't floral??

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