When and where? 🥵 I'll make sure when have enough water to stay hydrated. Also, I hope you like a hairy hole. 😘 ngl.link/guidelessmet...

Happy Sinner Sunday to my slutty subs! Just had dinner and I'm feeling relaxed. Do you want to ask me a silly, serious, or spicy question? Tell Sir how you want to serve him? Don't be shy, boy. 😈 ngl.link/guidelessmet...

Feeling fresh after my shower on this Sunday. Needing a good boy who would worship my butt.

Watched "If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You" on a whim. Holy fuck, that movie was incredibly stressful. Whoever labeled it as a comedy is cruel. That poor woman went through so much in such a short period of time.

"What the hell is your secret, Stevie? You just stand your solid ground, refusing to be anything but you.” I haven’t rewatched Schitt's Creek since it ended, but I would often find myself revisiting this scene over the last few years. It’s such a powerful heart-to-heart talk. RIP Catherine. 💙

I had just finished an appointment when my coworker shared some bad news: Catherine O'Hara has passed away. I've been holding back tears ever since, trying to process the loss. In the last year, I saw her in The Last of Us, The Studio, and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. This is unfair.

I absolutely love bulge pics, especially if the guy has a hot underwear collection.

Maybe I'm aging myself here, but hearing Lady Gaga cover this song brought tears to my eyes. Mr. Rogers' lessons are so needed in these difficult times. (Her rendition starts at 1:50 if you want to skip ahead.)

Started watching the newest episode of The Pitt and a patient came in after vomiting her chilaquiles and huevos. That's so sad. 😪

It would be nice to have an emotional support bulge (or pair of nice tits) at work. Something I could squeeze when I'm stressed. It would spice up my day!

Post 4 pics to defend your bulge card.

The last two guys I hooked up with both said they loved touching my body and even asked if I worked out. What a boost to my confidence! Their compliments made me feel good. Maybe I should focus on being a little more active this year. What do you think? @sinnerwear.bsky.social

Let's stretch and get a little workout in. Get our hearts pumping and get a little sweaty before we switch to our singlets. ngl.link/guidelessmet...

Hope my bloomfies have been warm and cozy on this snowy Sinner Sunday. Anyone want to ask me a silly, serious, or spicy question? Confess something to Sir? Feel free to ask! ngl.link/guidelessmet...

It snowed today and Nina is not having it. She's been under blankets all day long.

Yesterday evening, I had the opportunity to play with one of the biggest, thickest hogs I've ever seen! It got me thinking: for those who are more experienced, how do you relax your body to handle a hog like that?

Thirsty Thursday? Thighsday? Fursday? Whatever you celebrate, please enjoy.

Freshly showered and a little sad that I don't have a man feasting on my perky butt! Hump Day is almost over, so get over here!

Just saw a video of Hilary Duff singing "Fly" at a concert and now I'm wondering what year it is. Also, she looks and sounds so fucking good!

I wish I had a shower buddy who I could gyrate on while singing in the shower. Here I am shaking my hips to my music and no one is around to witness it.

Rub my tummy and run your fingers through my pubes? #tummytuesday

My work day just barely started and I already want to rip my hair out. It seems that people forgot that yesterday was a work holiday.

🎶Como cien millón de besos todo el día That's the only thing que me da alegría Sabes que yo quiero hacerte cosas sucias Y quemarte con estas caricias🎶 #mcm #monochrome

I think I'd want a combination plate of Mexican dishes - chilaquiles, mole, enchiladas verdes, coliflor en salsa de chipotle. All with an ice cold Dr. Pepper. Yes, baby. You can. Wear something comfy but sexy. Arch for me in bed. 😈 ngl.link/guidelessmet...

Happy Sinner Sunday, my feral bloomfies! I'm in the mood for a walk before the sun goes down. Who wants to join me?

Had to ask my mom if she was a Swiftie because I found this in her flower vase she was preparing. She said no. Guess a worker must've lost their bracelet when packing a bag of pebbles.

Damn, looks like S2E2 of The Pitt kicked off FCF.

To the man who said our bread was ugly and had no culture, fuck you.

A year full of Mario, Donkey Kong, and Samus seems about right. #nintendo

Been slightly under the weather today. Currently in bed and sipping on a hot drink. I just want to be healthy again.

The way I had to resist the urge to move my body at the sandwich shop earlier. "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado had started playing. That song will forever be a trap for me because I love it so much.

Sir, this is a Wendy's... Just kidding, of course you can. Just be sure not to choke when it fills your mouth. 😈 ngl.link/guidelessmet...

My reason for staying hydrated today? A piss pig wants to be my urinal today. Time to recycle. 😈

Sir is wondering why you didn't show up for your under-the-desk service, boy. As punishment, why don't you start cleaning the soles of my shoes with your tongue?

Feeling all tidied up! The powers are restored.

Ready to see more of Dr. Robbie's handsome face on my screen.

sorry for endlessly applauding your victories, commenting on all of your selfies and liking all your posts. it will happen again

introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw: 🐾 Lady Gaga 🎆 Phantogram ♋️ Kali Uchis 👔 RBD ❄️Snow Tha Product

Sir's feeling horny and wet tonight. Be a good boy and lick that precum up for me? 😈 #thirst #monochrome #mcm

No matter how crazy my day is at work, I love that I can log in to Bluesky and enjoy an endless smorgasbord of tits, biceps, pits, bellies, bulges, butts, legs, feet, and body hair. You boys make my day.

Let Sir take those Sunday scaries away from you. All you have to do is listen and obey. That's a good boy.

I think I have moments where I feel like all of these. I also have moments that I feel asexual. 😅 Realistically, I'm a side/top who leans heavily into kink play. ngl.link/guidelessmet...

I watched 100+ movies in 2025! Huge change from my old habits – I used to watch maybe 5 a year. They provided a much-needed escape from reality for me last year. Thanks to lots of constant nudging from @ljdomac.bsky.social, I'm finally a bit more familiar with the film world.

New group of words to block this morning. Helps to maintain a bit of peace.

Got a Bingo this time!

Today was the only day I had to work this week and I'm already so tired.

Gosh there is nothing cooler than seeing your friends succeed and do amazing things.

A quick reminder that it's okay to rest and put yourself first this year. Beyond just a "Happy New Year," I'm wishing my Bluesky friends strength, patience, peace, and health in 2026. Take a moment to watch? ✨️

My final thirst trap of 2025 before I take all the holiday lights down! Also, this will not be the color of underwear I'm wearing when the clock strikes 12. #bulge #brief #bikinibrief #gay

The Stranger Things finale just depleted all of my tears. What a fitting end to a great series.