“That tracks tbh”- a friend

Y’know, I think if PH were to make there own personalized recap thing like Spotify Wrapped, then that would finally be the thing to motivate me to make an account I can’t be alone

I neeeeed someone’s hairy ass in my face so I can make out with their hole

Full moon tonight? (It’s a waxing gibbous actually)

Hairy sweaty tgirls got me bricked up like I'm hiding from the big bad wolf. (I am absolutely NOT hiding, bring that knot over here girl)

Trying to balance in my mind how I can both get my shit together and keep being a massive slut

I don't have kids because I respect children too much to subject them to me

im just a stupid puppy chop up my body and leave me for the bugs

We have all been there, right?

Kinda regret upping my fire starting skill so much, as it’s never been useful to me outside of visiting my parents

Alvin and the Chipmunks were the OG NightCore, and my mind shall not be swayed on this topic

I wanna smoke weed on the couch with you

Y’all I haven’t had my face shoved in someone’s musky bush in, like, ages. I’m gonna shrivel up and blow away with the breeze

I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick. Thank you for your time.

Getting into Extreme Horror was the best decision I’ve made- you mean I can read about salacious sex scenes AND brutal dismemberment? Excellent #ExtremeHorror #Horror

Sonic should have morph ball bombs.

Once more I have gotten a tattoo

Today is my fifth anniversary on HRT. Currently remembering how terrified I was that the changes would be too radical and everyone would notice I was a girl, while desperately wanting the changes to be radical and for everyone to notice I was a girl.

Fat girls can have small boobs too 😭😭😭

Emo nerd Skateboard epic fail #emo #scene #art

Guillermo del Toro: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of frankenstein del Toro: but del Toro: this frankenstein is a little different Bram Stoker: yes we know, guillermo, this frankenstein is hot del Toro: del Toro: oh del Toro: i've mentioned this before?

Sweaty, hairy, musky girls and girlies who literally get lightheaded at the thought of them 😵‍💫

Still clueless

Hey does this angle make me look fat? 🤔

Bet if I sold my sweaty work clothes there’s some perv out there who’d want ‘em

Just in: Zohran Mamdani has become New York City’s first Muslim mayor, after the democratic socialist scored a resounding victory beating Andrew Cuomo with the highest voter turnout in decades. on.ft.com/4nG7JkO

Thinking about that time my nose started bleeding on a date and she immediately started bullying me for how turned on I must be if my nose was bleeding. Of course, this *did* turn me on, causing it to bleed more. Scratched an itch I didn’t know I had

So glad I found these! Such pretty decorations. And on the Lord’s day

Sage-coded characters 1. Lisa Swallows (Lisa Frankenstein) 2. The Dwarf in the Flask (FMAB) 3. Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) 4. Te Kā (Moana)

Kinda an older one, but GOD I need this again 🤤

“hope you don't mind my bush and my hairy asshole” My Taimi match said, not knowing who the fuck she’s talking to

ever do that thing where you really firmly pallet wrap a silly girl and then you threaten her with a knife and whisper in her ear until she's brain dead and then hold a vibrator on her and make out with her till she cums and then make her cum again while she's still reeling and then a third time?

sighing & looking out the window wistfully ,, thinking abt fat girls ,,,

Did not realize how much my chest was out when I took this, but I’m not upset about it

Hey so gen z protesters in Madagascar just impeached their own president

A snide comment prompted some reflection and writing from me on the blog. Many thanks to everyone who responded initially, and I hope this reassures many more that nobody can 'age out' of #goth! #gothicstyle #ageing #subculture #gothsubculture #goths

Tim Burton is funny to me. He’s like “Come watch my new movie, it’s really dark and complex, and also Johnny Depp fucks my ex-wife in it. Full penetration. But don’t read into that- we’re all just friends. Anyway, yeah, so it’s a home movie…”

charlie kirk spent his short life advocating for people at schools & picnics & churches & synagogues & movie theaters to get their heads blown off anytime and you should suck it up and be fine with it, and now the worst people in the world want you to be sad that he got what he wanted for you

Hmm, need more lesbian vampires

Fat trans women.

Y’all, can I confide something in you? I wanna tongue-fuck this girl so fucking bad

Oops, I did it again

My jaw hurts from eating ass too vigorously earlier in the week. Utterly crushed because it might hinder my ability to eat ass again Defo doing it anyway though

I need to work up to taking this in my ass. But me oh my, can I get it all the way down my throat Teehee

Tonight, multiple people told me that I gave the *best* head What a rush I come with references