Everyone talking about Justin Bieber was feeling love when he was performing with SZA have clearly never been very high or seen someone very high because that man was HIGH AF.

I just got a new comment on an old TikTok video I made concerning the Bateman & Cooper shit they went down last year and OMFG.

Cassie endured SO MUCH & she’s on the stand 8 months pregnant. She is the definition of a Survivor. She’s incredible strong and I wish her nothing but the peace and healing she deserves when this is all said and done.

The scariest animal on this planet by a fucking landslide is a Silverback Gorilla. It’s not enough that they are 300-450lbs of pure muscle, can be almost 6 feet tall but they also have fucking 2.5inch long FANGS.

*Working a tire clinic for summer tire installs* Customer: “Could you ask them to speed it up, I have things to do..” Yeah let’s just throw ‘em on no bolts, half the time there bud.

Rodney Hinton holding his head held high and looking at each cop he was walked in front of in the eye is an act of strength that moved me to tears. Police are legal organized crime that think they have the right to take any life. Fuck that shit.

One thing about Cardi is she’s always going to give us a LEWK and do something over the top.

It’s giving same silhouette she always gives us but with a hat 🥱

I’m not religious in any way, but idk fire tornados in Jerusalem is getting REAL biblical.

Im taking an IG break, so if you’re looking for me you can find me here for the next few days or however long I decide ❣️

I checked out the horror section but left with two litfics 💕

Look what I found today 👀❣️ @daviddemchuk.com If you’re looking for an incredible historical fiction about Mrs.Lovett you NEED to pick this one up.

Kanye is proof that conservatives are bad at art. He was arguably the most talented rapper/hip-hop artist until he went conservative. He’s churned out nothing of substance since. All that talent wasted to horrible fucking takes.

They should make this car illegal to buy for the general public. Why are you driving this car if you’re not a cop?!

Updated Reading Brackets:

April Wrap Reading Up

I got a new tattoo! His name is Drusus 🦇

The Christians are freaking out about The Popes Prophecy saying 2027 is the end of times. I’ve lived through so many of theses and unfortunately, here we still are lol.

I actually went to bed early for once and was rewarded with a zombie apocalypse nightmare 🙃

Fuck this book is so good

It’s tire season again so it’s time for my twice annual scheduled bout of ✨ depression✨

Such a sad and unsettling read!

the safety of trans people is more important than the stupid wizard book you read as a child.

Me sharing my DHgate link for my $40 YSL bag with the girlies on TikTok right now:

Men get mad at me because I talk shit about men but I would just like to point out that there’s a brothel in the Philippines that used to have an Orangutan that was very popular amongst its patrons who are MEN. I said what I said.

“As far back as I can remember, I wanted to be a gangster.” - Henry Hill

“You full of shit, you close your mouth and let your ass talk.” Is one of Wayne’s hardest lines tbh.

Awake and ready to make it the world's problem.

I need it to be patio season ASAP or I’m going to end it all tbh

My dentist thought my fake YSL bag was real today. After I told her I can’t afford invisilign 😅 Girl you think I’m going to drop 6k on a purse and not fix my teeth? Anyways, S/O to DHGate. It was $40.

Try as I might, I can’t get into a novella where the MC is slowing losing their mind in a fever dream way.

This might be a hot take but anytime I see someone post AI photos for their books I just assume they use it for their writing too.

I really could not have picked a better person to have a kid with. My husband is an incredible Father. As someone who had two garbage parents, I’m so happy for my son he doesn’t have to grow up the same way.

My eyes are itchy, spring is here 💐

OMG LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM SEASON 3 IS TODAY

January 2022, I picked up a book to start reading again. Fast forward April 2025, I’ve been reviewing going on 3 years and have made some of the most amazing & incredible friends I could ever hope for ❣️

💋💋

Hearing all the stories about a certain popular author I had a public beef with making an absolute fool of himself at AuthorCon like:

1 ⭐️ Most angry I’ve been at a book since SGJ’s ‘Night of the Mannequins’. Thanks for creating a plot with so much potential only to give us ✨ NOTHING✨

If I ever say "with all due respect" buckle up because I'm about to say the most disrespectful shit you've ever heard in your life

This is so EXCITING!!!

Just registered my son for summer camp and it’s like 5million dollars 🙃😭

Everyone complains about the “terrible twos” however I’m finding 5 to be the most exhausting age.

Why do some extreme horror covers look like that? I want to read these books but the covers are so bad 🙃

As someone who’s worked in a dealership now for 2 years, everything people say about car salesmen is 100% accurate. They are the worst.

My favourite thing to do at work is go up to techs who have cars half apart and say the customer is expecting it at the end of the day. 😈😈😈

I find solace in the fact that I’m so much hotter than my Mom. She’s a totally self involved Narcissist who hates me for context lol

I swear I’m slowly turning into ThatLitFicBish

Gwen Stefani would have HATED current Gwen Stefani