But I remember Trump driving his friend Elon’s car / His body tan and wet beside the hated Boer

I would rather be beaten with a bundle of reeds than hear one more word about the Harry Potter HBO series

BREAKING: The Trump administration has farted

The best thing about The Last of Us, and the thing I’m most grateful for, is it has cultivated a fan base somehow even worse than Star Wars

Getting served memes made by the characters on Yellowstone

Remember when we were all gonna go to work meetings in the Metaverse

Finally, an AI assistant that can help me identify my own shadow

My love and attachment for the Animorphs series cannot be overstated. And yet somehow I also managed to build an adult personality without going around labeling people as Yeerks and Hork-Bajir

Hey, this may be a controversial/unpopular take, but “X” is a dumb fucking name for a social network

“I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain” uhhh yeah dude so have I, but you don’t see me bragging about it

The fact that the democrats could have done this any time in the past 15 years…. Man

Is it possible that Trump wants to buy Greenland because of its utility as a fallout shelter in the film "Greenland" (2020)

It's so funny that the reasons America is chronically unhealthy are painfully clear -- we eat like shit, we eat too much, and we have a car culture that minimizes any regular physical activity -- and yet the people with power have decided it's all because of the measles vaccine

Wow an actually good speech

tenting my fingers so people understand I'm a brain genius

why does this look so uncanny -- like he's keyed in front of a green screen?

Gotta be a better way to phrase that

They're called Sun Chips because every bag is forged in the heart of a dying star

Tried watching the Season 2 premiere of Yellowstone 1923 and was quickly reminded that the main theme of this show, and all of those shows, is cruelty, suffering, and sadism. Not fun or good!

The new season of Reacher is perhaps the most “written by AI” content I have ever seen

Apple slices with peanut butter: a "Dudes Rock" snack

I want a leader who runs the government like a business. Specifically like the worst family-owned business imaginable. A pet store where the tropical fish have all somehow contracted gonorrhea. A failing adult bookstore run by two feuding brothers who keep trying to blow up each others' cars.

Bond plots for the Amazon era: -Bond accompanies a team of divers to sabotage the NordStream pipeline -Bond and his CIA handler Felix Leiter escort a shipment of landmines to Ukraine -Bond goes undercover to topple an evil billionaire media mogul destabilizing the west, but finds him to be "cool"

12-episode "Blofeld" limited series coming 2026, starring Richard Madden as the titular villain under 40 lbs of prosthetic makeup

Saying that one country started a war when they were actually invaded pre-emptively and it was only 3 years ago….. that’s some wild shit

As awful as his personality and policies are, the one thing you can’t deny: He looks great

I want to be clear: I will not start caring about Justin Baldoni

Yo did Sam Altman recently destroy the portrait hidden his attic or what

The thing to remember is that a country is the same as a business. So if you just run a country like a business, everybody profits!

Getting Cookie Dough Bites at my screening of Captain America: Brave New World

Is this like a sequel to Horizon: Forbidden West, or

Me after realizing I left some trash on the plane even after the flight attendant went by collecting trash

Right now would be a dope time to launch a surprise attack on the United States

I learned how to share videos from my PS5 to my phone just so I could upload this

things seem bad

The problem with The Last Jedi is that it applied “when they go low, we go high” logic to the fight against fascism, and I think we’re all seeing how that worked out IRL now

2026: You speak the phrase "DEI" out loud near your phone mic and are immediately deported to an El Salvadorian prison

The Snyder Cut crew got their movie but not the respect they felt owed and now they must haunt the earth, lamenting for all eternity, drifting from social media platform to social media platform ever howling the worst-faith arguments they can fish out of the Acheron's anoxic depths

All of these ads about how we should treasure our differences were obviously made during a different administration lol

Refs already blowing it

Go Birds

The new Jurassic Park should be about megazostrodons

how do you look at this guy and not just want to spear his guts with a fucking halberd

Fantastic Four looks meh

Gonna go out on a limb and guess DEI was to blame

Yeah, we can all see that, fortune cookie, thanks

these people are segregationists and their position is that no one who isn’t a white man is qualified to do skilled work of any kind

Its great how the Trumpers have defined DEI to be the exact opposite of what it actually does

Well at least his voice is normal