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my parents would describe me as "who"?
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hey gang whats up
about 1 year ago
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a perfectly symmetrical improv troop called Yes Anderson
10 months ago
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own up right now. which 200k of you are taking the shot without the chaser
11 months ago
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ye man
11 months ago
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this is me btw. if you even care
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11 months ago
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this is my impression of JFK if he wanted to fuck the moon: we choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because i am hard
12 months ago
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i want to travel the world! so i can play balatro in other countries
about 1 year ago
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*bob mortimer on would i lie to you*: i was coronated the king of djibouti in 1983 [8 minutes of whimsical nonsense] mortimer: it's TRUE!
about 1 year ago
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hey man really looking forward to the party!! is it cool if i cancel like 15 minutes before i leave on the day?
about 1 year ago
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hey gang whats up
about 1 year ago
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dan mentos
about 1 year ago
wow they're just like us
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in the iceland club. straight up "bjorking it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My veanus (as a boy)
about 1 year ago
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ive never made an honest mistake. only dishonest mistakes. oh i misspelled a word? did it to fuck with you
about 1 year ago
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"aww the cat distribution system!" i say, stuffing a zoo lion into the back of my three door
about 1 year ago
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headline: man who stole 18 animals from the zoo named me: HE DIDNT HAVE A NAME UNTIL JUST NOW???
about 1 year ago
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laughing and smiling today
about 1 year ago
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what the fuck does this mean
about 1 year ago
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bleep n bloop
about 1 year ago
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happy 2οΈβ£0οΈβ£1οΈβ£2οΈβ£
over 1 year ago
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*doing that thing where someone dies and i close their eyes but i do it one at a time*
over 1 year ago
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i am getting so good at identifying birds! for example, if you show me pictures of two different birds, i will almost always be able to tell you that they are both birds
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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guy at moorgate going absolutely hog wild on a flute over a trap beat at midnight, not even busking. i love this city so much
over 1 year ago
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this was the only way we could get him to stay on the tree
over 1 year ago
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didn't read the "Police driver who hit" part of the headline and cheered out loud on the bog
over 1 year ago
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she was so right. i AM listening to Oncle Jazz
over 1 year ago
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we interviewed some people about what they make of this, clearly good news. but, for measure, we also interviewed some absolute fucking idiots
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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using AI to power a loud klaxon any time i think about her
over 1 year ago
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thomas
over 1 year ago
uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya
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Ed Balls
over 1 year ago
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i thought my 20s would be crazy partying every night but it's mostly making sandwiches. then tidying up from making sandwiches.
over 1 year ago
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saw a poster for the wildlife photographer of the year competition and it had a picture of a monkey on it and my immediate thought was "there's no way he knows how to use a camera"
over 1 year ago
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so is this where people hang out now
over 1 year ago
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there are so many films that dare to answer the question "what if there was a fucked up guy". most of the time it's bad
over 1 year ago
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there is nothing stopping you from changing your name to "fuckwit", i say to my son Jorts Shitmouth
over 2 years ago
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my name is Anklebert Sandwich the 2nd and i was a production assistant on the movie President Widelegs
add a skeleton here at some point
over 2 years ago
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DΓ‘iligh
over 2 years ago
Only a matter of time now.
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