Hi Chris - Do you recommend I take the water saving brick from my toilet and put it in my fuel tank 🚗⛽️?. #auspol

This man is randy … 😉 Trump is no longer rooting for him. #auspol

Journalists narky after free business class trips to Israel 🇮🇱 to escape Canberra Winter on hold due to Iran war. #auspol

Anthony Albanese to urge Australians to 'play their part' in Iran response in TV address. Where “their part” is being economically sodomised by countries that share our values 🇺🇸🇮🇱. No vaso to be provided due to petroleum shortages. #auspol

Does tinned tuna count? #auspol

PM Albanese is asked if he believes testicles come in handy, given Australians are paying the price for actions of Israel 🇮🇱 government. “That’s a decision for Jillian Segal who has mine in a jar.”🤦‍♂️🤯 #auspol

DNA of economists is missing any genes 🧬 related to empathy. #auspol #DismalCnuts

Architect of high petrol prices gives update on progress on fcking the world. #auspol #NPC

“From the bowser to the cashier.” #antisemitisim2.0 @albomp.bsky.social do something! #Auspol #insiders

Thanks 🙏 Isreal and US for making it so much quicker to put $70 of petrol in my car. Every petrol station should be flying their fllags 🇮🇱🇺🇸 as a show of appreciation. #Wimning #auspol #insiders

Who wore it best? #auspol #Scomo2.0 #insiders

Proud parents watch kid finally manage to do something by himself that doesnt involve websites now only accessible by VPN. #auspol

Anal Win Ravoir United States, GenealogyBank Historical Newspaper Obituaries, 1815-2013

Eerie calm before the storm.

AI taking more jobs from immigrants in USA. #auspol

Comment made me chuckle 🤭

Redbull gives you ….. second … #couchpeloton

Come on Tom … do it for INEOS #couchpeleton

One Nation launches campaign athem. #auspol

When you go out on a limb and recognise Palestine (along with 150 other countries) and this is the thanks you get. #Tears4Albo #auspol #PennyCryFFS

Here we go again …ffs #auspol

Jillian rips Albo a new one. “Albo getting booed by just a handful of Muslims proves he is a antisemitite” #auspol

I want to eat crackers and good cheese. No crackers 😢 Tasty cheese slices 😢 #FirstWorldProblems

Albo urges end of war with Iran. “On the positive side this will better allow bombing the shit out of Lebanon 🇱🇧 “ #WinWin #auspol

Jillian rips Albo a new one. “Clearly its antisemitic to link petrol ⛽️ price to actions of Israeli government”. #auspol

Albo reaches out to One Nation Voters by being pissed 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺by lunchtime. #auspol

Imagine getting pissed 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺 and passing out in the gutter for three weeks straight. This man needs help. #auspol

I wish to announce my appoitment as fuel supply cooridinator envoy… looking forward to a 3 week fact finding tour of luxury hotels followed by a SMS report once my $675k invoice is paid. #auspol www.perthnow.com.au/news/anthony...

Fyi - i have advised bureau of meterogy that I will be washing my car Thursday week. They have adjusted the forecast for Friday accordingly.

Out and about wearing shirt inside out. 😔

Eric moves to number 2. #auspol

Goods to see standing up to rape victims is not being left to Linda Renoylds alone. #Auspol

I wish to advise that I am resigning from the RBA board to spend more time with my private island.🏝️ #auspol

Gina’s spokewoman makes a good point. #auspol

V for your fcked and I’m not. #auspol

Where to start? #auspol

Scientists find 9 out of 10 heads of reserve bank tortured animals as children and enjoy their liver with fava beans. #auspol

Scientists 🧑‍🔬 confident Australia can be 💯 % fuel self sufficient once the Senator hits puberty and his oily zits run wild. #auspol

Cant wait to retire so I can start trollling CEO’s, billionaires and Zionists on linkedin.

WTF is happening in the world … “Meanwhile, police said in a statement they had charged a woman aged in her 60s with allegedly producing and distributing child exploitation material with Mr Silvey” #auspol

Snipers at the #Oscars to stop another terrorist roasting.

Weapons of mass destruction. #auspol

Sulphur from souls of Billionaires discovered on Mars. www.sciencealert.com/curiosity-cr...

Barnaby regrets spending so much time rooting and drinking when in Govt. #auspol #imsiders

I need to buy a playstation. 🍕☑️ 🍻☑️ #couchpeloton

Albo returns serve … “Play the man, not my non existent balls” #auspol

Barnaby’s looking for someone to pay his bar tab. #auspol

id give my balls a tug but osha says its a two-person job and i work alone

“Homosexuality is not real for me but it is for the guy I woke up with.” #auspol

Bruce Wayne addressees concerns of Robins (aka Anus’s) masculinity. #auspol