Not a parody account… FMD somebody needs a wedgie. #auspol

If you can save the country you can save NACC. By Phil #auspol

Front runner for next Nacc commissioner. No conflicts when it comes to robodebt plus deep subject matter expertise. #auspol

Tough day in the SBS commentary box today… weather tick ✔️ can break survive ✔️ Good to have Caleb onboard #couchpeloton

Dad teaches son about the birds 🦅 and bees 🐝 . #auspol #ForrestJim

Sometimes I feel so happy Sometimes I feel so sad Sometimes I feel so happy But mostly you just make me mad Baby, you just make me mad #LouReedPaleBlueEyes @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social

I wish to apologise to Visma… #BoringIsUnderrated #couchpeloton @ineedmygirl.bsky.social

Is Visma allergic to breaks? #mostboringteamever ? #couchpeloton #SorryJustTurnedOn

A little more effort #Moon #nofilter

Underwhelming moon. #WhatsAFilter

Bedroom eyes by man in back row #auspol

Will kale 🥬 change my life?

What language does Marles translate to head? #auspol

Bad case of Barnabyitis. 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻 #auspol

Delta Goodrem 🇦🇺praised for her costumes at Eurovision. Israel believe they would have won with such a humanising wardrobe choice. #auspol #Eurovision2026

Tasmania at risk of becoming Australia’s Epstein island. #auspol #YourABC

Turns out its the same place I watch #insiders 😉 #auspol

High cost of statute to be offset by rent free location in conservatives heads. #StatuteOfGettingOnTheBeersety #auspol

Phew … 😮‍💨 i was worried they may have been zionists.. #auspol

Bloody hell … second hand bikes are expensive #couchpeloton

Good news … benefits from selling water rights to offshore tax havens 🏝️exempt from Anus’s plan. #auspol

Japanese snack manifactuer switch to black and white packaging to save oil.. We 🇦🇺 get 7% diesel from Japan… #auspol

Headline should have been … Tech Bro Overlords let Trump carry their luggage on China trip. #auspol

I miss my mum… Forever in my heart ❤️

Very sad news

Where to begin with this headline. 🤦🏽🤦🏼‍♀️🤦‍♂️ #WTFABC

LNP headquarters has a Hitler bunker vibe tonight ….. #auspol

Susssssan Ley earlier today… #auspol

Julie Bishop stepping down from ANU to spend more time on working on Guns 💪 control. #auspol

Does Julie wear Prada? #auspol #OurQueenJulie

Queens are born not appointed.. #ourqueenjulie

Old Turkish men cashing in on their nose and ear hair.

Not quite sunset 🌅 #EveningWalk

Check out the Flying saucer 🛸 hovering over my backyard… Rather have aliens 👽 probe my anus than watch #insiders. #auspol #happysunday

@ettemedia.bsky.social - listenting to latest espisode on apple poscast .. just after Fran’s no on first nations coverage an ad to join WA police played…. Bizarre … made me chuckle … keep up the good work

Pauline’s mile high grifting club… #auspol

Fingers crossed its a direct flight to the Hague. #auspol

Anyone know what the nearest grassy knoll to Washingron Hilton is? Few options for Book depostitories #auspol

Clive Palmer’s beach vacation upsets locals. #auspol

Worst planker ever. #auspol

Fannie Breath Massachusetts, Town Clerk, Vital and Town Records, 1626-2001

Migrants will be forced to prove they have pasty skin and only wash once a week. #auspol independentaustralia.net/politics/pol...

JD vance seen buying items from Victoria Secrets underage russian hooker range. 🤣 #auspol

Lucky Freo? #afl

This seem excessive punoshment by parents for kid who didnt eat his vegies.

Linkedin 2026 … recommending people who dont agree with ypu have their leg hollowed out to become a beer mug 🍺 . #FMD #Auspol

This has made my year. #couchpeloton

Who wore it best? #auspol

Big ear elder abuse. #auspol

Podium nervous after upstaging Melania by showing more human like personality. #auspol