Well I got tickets for Sabres round 2 game 5. My kids won't be able to go to college, but I'm going (and we're talking pre-sale retail price)

Watching highlights with what I think is the national broadcast and they clearly had no faith that Doan was going to get to that puck.

Help I cant stop watching Sabres highlights

Even getting 3 more years like this from Tuch might be worth the money.

Benson hounded them all night AND beat Swayman.

The night sun shines down on Buffalo tonight.

WHEN DO ROUND 2 TICKETS GO ON SALE GO SABRES!

ZACH FLIPPIN' BENSON!

Po K Mahn ! Gotta catch a feeeeeeeeew!

Eat shit, Boston

I hope the Sabres make it to the finals but I don't know if I will survive. Forgot how stressful playoff hockey is.

That Kalshi commercial with the alien highlights both insider trading/betting and unnecessary violence against things you don't understand. Online betting is a disease.

Every Sabres goal this postseason has been a beautiful goal.

Doan scores in maybe his next shift, after getting leveled like a minute before.

I have this image of game 5 Sabres / Bruins that I don't want to say because I don't want to jinx it. If it happens, I'll reveal what I thought it what was going to happen. I'll text tge answer to myself so I don't forget what the thought was.

can stop, must stop

I don't get any draft updates all night and then I get one about the Dallas pick!? THE DALLAS COWBOYS!? Let me be absolutely clear. Fuck the Dallas Cowboys.

NHL officiating is always shakey, but I think the ones on tonight's Sabres game were flat out drunk. Luckily it didn't matter. Go Sabres!

Classic NHL refereeing in the Sabres / Boston game (derogatory)

Jeremy Swayman should disappear for like 2 weeks. Not die or get hurt or be in trouble or anything. Just kind of wander off and disappear for a long while.

The NFL draft is important to: - the players eligible for draft and their families - the NFL organization - professional sports analysists and writers - perverts

I know others would disagree, but for me the difference between watching Sabres playoff hockey vs paying attention to the NFL draft is the difference between having a nice dinner vs being skinned alive with dull knives during a 7.5 earthquake.

I figured it out. They tried to lean into in the silliness and camp of the 60s TV Batman show with dialougue and acting while retaining the Tim Burton-esque sets and visuals. That's why it didn't work.

This is Josh Allen's fault.

I am exhausted from cheering. Go Sabres!

Tomorrow I get to watch, live, the Buffalo Sabres in their first playoff game in fourteen years. Go Sabres!

candy is a gateway drug

Shaved my beard down to stubble in preparation for playoff beard. 7 yr old: You look different. Me: I shaved my beard down farther than you've ever seen. Do you like it? pause 7 yr old: You look different.

That was the most fun I had at a losing game. Go Sabres! And eat inifite turds forever, all Texas based sports teams!

Atlantic Division Champions!

Call the 30 for 30 "Worst to First" Buffalo Sabres are the Atlantic Division champions!

Hardly anyone in the Chicago Blackhawks crowd is applauding throughout the entire National Anthem. Country broken.

Once again, either option is bad. He thought he was Jesus? Bad. God complex is bad. He thought that was a doctor? Also bad. Anyone thinking that is a doctor should not be trusted with major decisions.

He should probably be removed and dissected immediately to see what evil does to organs.

The Buffalo Sabres are having a phenomenal season with a historic run of wins and are now 0 for 10 on 5 v 3 hockey.

For 40 minutes the Artemis II crew was completely cut off from Earth, just suckin' and fuckin'.

Happy Easter! youtu.be/uAa7OB9Ej2c?...

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

Angine de Poitrine are prog rock Primus.

To celebrate a playoff birth the Sabres are giving some peak drought nostalgia so far.

Gonna celebrate the Sabres breaking their 14 year playoff drought by busting my dead pal Jesus out of a cave.

Sabres clinch a playoff spot! Suck it, New York Jets!

Buffalo Sabres are about 10 minutes from clinching a playoff spot for the first time in 14 years, thanks to the Red Wings currently being down 0-3 to the Rangers. So Patrick Kane is helping Buffalo out after all.

Someone come tell my kid the truth so I don't have be the Easter Bunny anymore.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Zaphod Beeblebrox!

I'm gonna bang your parents late April Fools I already banged them.

ESPN 2 and MSG teaming up to emotionally obliterate Buffalo and the Western New York area.

Sabres are dealing with the same thing Sabres fans are. They got too good too fast and the human brain can't fully comprehend what has been happening. A slide down was bound to happen. Still enough games to go into round 1 hot.

Everyone knows it's best to limp into the playoffs.

Sabres better stop this bullshit tomorrow. Taking my youngest to her first game ever.