Reds certified frauds

Faking a catastrophe to get out of a social obligation. The only time I've ever related to the president

No team's vibes boomerang from immaculate to putrid quite as frequently as the Red Sox

To paraphrase JD from the other day, a third base coach who gets it right 100% of the time is leaving a lot of runs on the table. You want the odds of success to be higher than the odds he could be driven in later in the inning, so what, a 60% success rate? I think both sends were the right call

Mets incompetence overcomes all. Of course Michael Conforto hits the game tying double in the ninth as they try to avoid an 11 game losing streak

Cubs had a years-long run of very few elbow injuries. Those chickens have come home to roost

What exactly is Michael Conforto's purpose on this roster

I'll be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of the Cubs' "pee-ew stinky" celebration

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

Today's the day.

This mfer named Hoby

Strange, I thought Matt Shaw would be better at moving to his right

It is truly generational talent the way Benetti can single-handedly elevate a broadcast just with his presence

Hot take: the Nationals are not so good

EEN HEPP

That's our extended boys!

MIGGY 👋👋

Cubs need to trade Matt Shaw ASAP before other teams see him getting blown out in the strike zone by Miles Mikolas and realize he's actually not that good

NationLOLs

Go Cubs imo

I thought leaving Twitter for Bluesky I would be able to keep up with baseball news as well as I had before, but that is apparently not true because I am just now learning that Dodger Stadium has been renamed to "UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium"???

🫤

Baseball is the only sport that has the opportunity to do WWE-style entrances mid-game, and I am so glad they are finally leaning into it

Mike Trout

IMO the most important piece of Baseball-adjacent media ever created, made even better by the fact that the 2010 Marlins went 80-82

Nico Hoerner’s deal with the Cubs is done and will be for six years and $141 million, sources tell ESPN. It’s the fourth-largest contract ever for a second baseman and locks up the 28-year-old into the 2030s. Defense, running, contact skill — Hoerner does everything well.

Mike Trout

LFG!!!!

Of all the terrible K boxes, Marquee's is actually tolerable. I appreciate that it's just the subtle corners

Does Marquee's feed suck shit for anyone else or is it just me? It's super glitchy

Go Cubs imo

If the Pirates had any fans left, they would run Oneil Cruz out of town for this

Did the Pirates not have a Spring Training or

OhNo Cruz

Paul Skenes can't get off the Pirates fast enough

Lmao

PCA is going to pimp the shit out of a home run today and it'll be a highlight we see for the rest of his career

162

You hate to see it 😈

I feel the same way as Brett, even though all of my most vivid Opening Day memories are very weird (Neil Walker pantsing Ryan Dempster, Ian Stewart almost hitting a game-tying home run, Emilio Bonifacio 4 hits)

They missed the first ever ABS review for a stupid in-game interview. Incredible

Are they ever going to play a baseball game

I have the game muted and even I think Bert Kreischer was way too damn loud

This story is very sweet, but also Alex Bregman's kid sounds like a nightmare to be on a flight with

6 years $115M feels... light? for PCA

Pete Crow-Armstrong

I hope that when it happens it happens in a super embarrassing way

I know this is an obvious thing to say but we should talk more about what a racist this guy is. He’s as racist as George Wallace or Strom Thurmond but unlike them he often escapes having racism mentioned as a leading cause for all his decisions.

I'm fascinated by Cabrera lining up 4th. I hope he pitches himself into being the undeniable ace by midseason

Tough, but they had to make room for Ethan Relish somehow