I’m surely not the only one who read this as a cat costing $7k and assumed it was just chuck blazer’s legacy

They should say "João Félix!" in the ads when the cat makes another bollocks of something

Grabbed a few things from the Twitter archive last night and I was a poster, once

A uniform that's hanging in what's known as father's room, with certain named accessories

Don Fanucc' in THE GODFATHER PART II (1974) deserved to be shot for his habit of slapping people's cheeks, if nothing else

Yesterday a man was spelling something using phonetic alphabet over the phone to me. He started to struggle at D: ”eh…Dick” and when he came to a B “[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”

You don't see people making out a cheque against somebody's back any more

Not long now until we have the bumper, big-value RTÉ Guide

Tapping a toe to Eurythmics ar BBC4

This is wonderful m.imdb.com/title/tt8764...

Were they also recorded singing 'Dancing in the Moonlight' together?

Shocking anti-Irish racism on Coronation Street. Carla just got back from two weeks in Ireland and said “I haven’t had a decent cup of tea in ages”

Haribo Bone Shakers: (€1.10, down from €2.20) - Disappointing, like chewing candle wax that leaves residue on your fingers. I scoffed the 160g bag in an hour

And to think they let Red Hurley sing for the Pope

This goes very hard. The typeface on the old punt was the best. Shout out to 50 years of diplomatic relations with México. Here's to 50 more.

I am in amongst the Lidl jelly tarantulas

Watching my father watching a game of 25 after he was knocked out, he's the designated lift of two remaining players

Crunched the internal numbers, and it is 'All the Gold in California' by Brother Marshall and the Choir of Fire (Sturgill Simpson)

Was just wondering the other day about whatever became of a fella I played football with as a teen-ager, and then he appears in an fb group to sadly announce the death of his Tunnel Tiger grandfather

And people say the British press doesn't know anything about Ireland. They got this scoop, didn't they.

Among the things I'd do if elected as a Senator is to have a wry chuckle the first time my eyes were sore

Listen, fair play #aras25

Just met Florian Wirtz

Blew my niece's mind in telling her she gets to pick a middle name for herself when she makes her Confirmation in a few years, with the caveat that it has to be something kind of religious, she can't just choose something like Sabrina or Chappell

Even this morning, Miriam O'Callaghan was *still* pushing the line that Paul Murphy is Catherine Connolly’s campaign manager. Not a good look at all to keep erasing Béibhinn O'Connor’s hard work & massive effort. And honestly reflects badly on RTÉ’s standards of research & reporting. #Áras25

'Wilson Isidor' is a great 'perished on the Titanic' name

At Dublin airport, but only for a bus connexion, not jetting off on a sunshine getaway

If u know, u know

parents, please keep an eye on your children's sweets this halloween. I was just reading on whatsapp that a child from the area arrived home with an innocent-seeming pack of haribo that turned out to be full of photofits of the infamous yorkshire ripper.

Things that ring out; The boos The bells A telephone

How can they get away with selling the mop, the bucket and the wringer all separately? They're laughing at us

Be sure to check your children’s haul of sweets tonight. I found Jason McAteer’s tackle on Artim Sakiri in the 3-2 loss to Macedonia in 1997 in ours. Bígí cúramach!

Mate, you're a belle dame, but you're completely fucking sans merci

I would simply take the L rather than blame misogyny and the logistics of a Nebuchadnezzar-sized bottle of soy sauce being handed out

Luv 2 be shown an overly-loud, poorly-acted and vaguely racist viral sensation online sketch by a co-worker, franked by the imprimatur "this is comical"

I don't know who decided that carrying on a video conversation on loudspeaker with somebody while you walk through a shop and check-out was acceptable, but there's a hell of a lot of it about

Hmm, yes, but that giant bottle of soy sauce was clearly an inflatable

FIRST PERSON: This man has had 'All or Nothing' by the Small Faces going through his head for four days now. It could happen to you

In which Barney, an actual paid sports journalist apparently, pretends he isn't aware other football teams fans are regularly banned & MTV are being singled out, strongly insinuates this is bc of antisemitism & not their history racist agitation & violence, & concludes this is Zack Polanski's fault

Pliny the Aul' Boy obviously never read 'The Gobbler' by Adrian Edmondson

They should have sent more reps from the Tribes of Galway up there with Tim Skerritt, they'd have worn down that ALIEN (1979) with incessant busking

You don't see New York City career gal sitcom characters expressing a desire to have sex with John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr any more

Today I leaned there's a rock club at Charles de Gaulle airport called CDGB's

It's not a Mediahuis, it's a Mediahome

You don't hear much these days about the nouvelle cuisine

If I'm a guest of the incomparable Graham Norton this Friday night, I'll go in completely the opposite direction, on the edge of my seat in rapt attention to any anecdote, offering a "you're so, so brave, and I have total respect for your artistry"

That's Jim Gavin away the crow road

I'd have to say either Yes off The Holy Bible, or Take It Easy from The Very Best of The Eagles