They should create a burger restaurant / urgent care combo and name it Hamburgent Care 🍔

From yesterdays demonstration, I felt powerful and will keep fighting

Washing machines and dryers should start playing 90s- 2000s bangers as their end of cycle jingle. I’m talking Michelle Branch, Natalie Imbruglia, the Gilmore Girls theme song…

Costco should have claw machines where you can win special Costco samples (and also squishmallows)

Hooded merganser at Alice Kek Garden whom I saw swallow two whole crawfish 🪶

Black Elfin Saddle (Helvella Dryophila) #mushroom #mycology

Rainy day forage among the oak trees. Found lots of amanitas! #FungiFriends #mushroom #amanita

Kangaroos are like moose that can punch you in the face

This should go without saying, but watching the show “Suits” is the ultimate red flag. You want to watch a show about white male corporate culture? For fun????

Do you think ghosts watch the Super Bowl?

Bird friend of the day 🪶

Loggerhead shrike! Songbird turned bird of prey 🪶

Ring billed gull 🪶

Quite literally a silly goose 🪶

Alligator lizard (Elgaria multicarinata webbii) snoozing in the sun 🦎

Ring Billed Guls, Ruddy Ducks, Canada Geese, Northern Shovelers, and Buffle Heads at the lake today 🪶🪿

Street sweeping is a scam made up by parking enforcement. You think I care if there are leaves on the street??

I needed this today. You may too.

DID YOU KNOW that you can get a well reviewed stun gun on Amazon (or wherever) for <$30 and/or a high-powered pepper spray device with UV tracking dye for about $10 apiece - and furthermore, did you know that holidays are approaching and that these things fit inside stockings for women of all ages

Cooper's hawk (Accipiter cooperii) looking out over the UCSB lagoon. #birds 🪶

A lone Wood duck drake (Aix sponsa) at Alice Keck Park in Santa Barbara #birds