PSA FOR ALL SOFTWARE AUTHORS do not name your software after an animal or computing-unrelated object. I will find you and kill you

eating off-brand hot chip & dissembling

ayo #generalstrike

airports take a huge amount of highly desirable land near dense population centers. we should put them underground #urbanism

being able to fly is incredible privilege, but everybody in the world should know I don't fuck w/ them unless they're spiritually in boarding group Dogshit Ass

Whenever you see someone recommend Cloudflare or something else that decrypts and re-encrypts TLS for something, esp. for something related to open social media or media storage etc., reply with this picture from the Snowden leaks

still can't believe this shit

bruh

A pretty cool thing about the Fediverse: It will still be around in a decade. Even two decades. Usenet still exists. IRC still exists. Email still exists. When you build platforms on open protocols and standards, it doesn't actually matter what corporations try and do to enshittify it. So long […]

[pol] it really is such a simple proposition: billionaires or everyone else. the two are mutually exclusive

bruh

"constructors" are probably the dumbest part of object-oriented programming. yeah let's just syntactically assume this operation is infallible, in a language full of shared mutable state and with no sum types

what the fuck are "containers" actually supposed to achieve. "isolation" but not from anything malicious. so like. isolation but only if the thing didn't actually need to be forcibly isolated. that's like how I can lead a mule anywhere it already wants to go

"everything is connected" but instead of hippie woo it's about side channels

there's a lot of toxic individualism out there

there are eyes everywhere for those w/ castles to see - bentham

feeling super pissy about weather rn. these confessions of a wet bird will shock u

boutta blow the market cap on sleepymode

Like a lot of older nerds with a fondness for abstract ideas about The Internet, I’ll never forgive people like Mark Zuckerberg for what they did to the computer.

[drugs] fortune cookie and baiju type shit

[drugs] who up smoking dirt

for ppl new 2 jorts, please remember we have an emoji for everything. e.g. :stored_4:​

I'm innovative. I can think of any type of shit you never heard of before. I'm envisioning a halal chipotle knockoff. we're gonna buy 500 5-star google reviews

they jort horses, don't they?

the thing about those "saint luigi" votive candles is that luigi isn't a saint yet. that mf still needs a miracle... like beating the fkn case

why does youtube show you a histogram of how many people watched a section of a video. what I want a histogram of is how loud shit is at that point

hey jorse. y'all got any shit yr trynna get to catch on culturally. like not a vibe shift but like a sandwich topping or idiom b/c lmk and I'll get everyone I know on the bus

Quiet Internet Theory

this reply may have legitimately changed my life. installed a couple of these babies on the toilet seat this week and they are rock fucking solid. I feel like I could take a running start and the thing still wouldn’t budge. top tier toilet engineering

[drugs] heroin juice in the vape pen. call that feel good ink

been thinking about it recently and wondering if jorts really *do* thorse

the indomitable human spirit

does anyone want to join my picture frame thrifting guild. ok it's more of a spreadsheet

https://www.theatlantic.com/zephr/decision-engine hmmmm makes u think

[dependencies] tokio = { version = "1.2", features = ["smooth-yoda"] }

[llm slop] oh. is that what happened to plt_hulk

why is LB my only bookmarked post

death grip5. is this anything.

[drugs] desperately need to find some time in my schedule for a bit of drugs #drugs

np: death grips - I see it with my sightballs

[food] maybe this makes me bougie but life is too short to eat nothing fries. please put at least one herb on there

zebra.horse

me (clueless): *enters my password to log onto jortshorse.dog*

the only thing worse than when a video buffers is when software decides to throw away shit it already buffered

getting really into harm reduction recently. when I see a harmful mf I reduce 'em

introducing my children to the alphabet with this

should I buy micro wasps