happy Whatever the fuck we want Wednesday 😤🏰

hitting that phase of sobriety where u get euphoric just walking a block

'Part 1: My Life Is a Lie How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America' https://www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-life-is-a-lie Very good short essay about living as a household of four in 2025. This explains a lot about the material conditions the people actually struggle with. Give it a read!

there are verified implementations of compilers, e.g. compcert. are there any verified implementations of a journalling filesystem?

2024 investment advice is to put all your money into "saying the quiet bit out loud" stock

wanna go 2 a rave again so bad rn but I'm on house arrest

trynna make this progressive house into a progressive home

The other thing I miss about DOS is "typeahead". It used to work. There was basically one keyboard and one "window" and they were connected by a FIFO buffer. Nowadays there are hundreds of layers of object between you and the guts of the API (including animated simulated layers of transparency) […]

pet cat stat progression guide

on my david lynch shit rn

[pol] insanely funny/cool how a death cult runs the world rn

lil horsie jort. is this anything

I'd like to see how many people who defend CSS have actually used any alternative

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miss me with fka twigs. I wanna see nba twigs

heard johbn mastodon died?????

it is fucking brick out

it smells like jortshorse in here

Clifford the Big Red Dog is limping down Fifth Avenue with the corpse of an animal control officer in his jaws. Emily Elizabeth is on the news begging him to come home, but I think they both understand it’s too late for that now

in all its courageous user-defending boldness #firefox has rounded UI corners a little bit more in v145

hmm here's an electronics/home automation question fedi might be able 2 knock out the park: how do I, without involving wireless, most simply add a dimmable LED light bulb to my LAN with a single cable (mains or ethernet)? cc @gsuberland maybe?

hmm here's an electronics/home automation question fedi might be able 2 knock out the park: how do I, without involving wireless, most simply add a dimmable LED light bulb to my LAN with a single cable (mains or ethernet)? cc @gsuberland maybe?

sniffing piss to somebody ghetto blasting dmx on the train, at least there's still a little honesty left in the world

in this economy thursday is the new friday. I don't know exactly what this means

civilization peaked at the playstation portable

where the absolute memes @ these days. who to follow #followednesday #chistes #memeschistososxd

in UNIX, everything is a file except for the beating heart of the serpent, which is an ioctl

is mcr a knife fight band?? asking for jorge luis borges

the best thing #firefox has done in years: https://blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/fingerprinting-protections/

Well, this is timely! New evidence presented ahead of the 50th anniversary of the disaster prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in heavy seas because the captain drove it under the water instead of on top. "I guess he was trying something new," say researchers.

There is a cardinal sin of the internet, a red line from beyond which no redemption can ever be achieved. You must never, under any circumstances, try to talk to someone about DNS.

what does it mean when hackers start citing scripture

it is so funny to realize some people are just consistently wrong about Everything. new take, unrelated to all the other ones? smack dab the opposite of correct, every time without fail

Is this anything https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

the first time I was in las vegas my father-in-law made us rent cars to get around, and when this came on satellite radio while I was being forced to navigate the strip at midnight I yelled at everyone in the car to shut up so I could fucking lock in

call me a pro footballer the way I'm crashing out on this grass

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

#firefox is developed via the same logic as the united states democratic party. it is truly the controlled opposition

god I hate #firefox so fucking much

every day I see someone new work themselves into a shoot the likes of which I could never have imagined in my wildest dreams

I love the anti-intellectual "please hide the real computer from the users" takes I'm seeing today

I wanna read an interview with the guy who makes all the cheeto shapes

people laughed at me when i said i was going to the globe museum but, listen: the globe museum goes pretty hard

I am a saint the way I put up with some extremely bougie motherfuckers because they happen to know a lot more than I do about computers

almost willing to give jimbo wales a dollar just to see what he does with it

pokémon dro. is this anything

it's 2025 and we still can't migrate mastodon accounts to Yo