I really hope Willow did actually shoot Drew #GH

Congressman Dipshit, please tell the court why you insisted on testifying today against the advice of counsel? #GH

Everybody loves New Orleans, Anita, you aren’t special. #BeyondTheGates

The thing about Anita’s illness is that I know how low the stakes are, so I don’t care. Not even a fan of the Kat/Eva baby swap, but I hope that’s where this is going. #BeyondTheGates

The most hilarious tarot card I have ever seen in my entire life...

This show needs another family! An infusion of characters at the very least. #BeyondTheGates

Oh is Anita sick? I had no idea… #BeyondTheGates

Carlton YUCK! #BeyondTheGates

Ashley got a man comin?!?!!

Episode 5: Samantha uses her brain to make Darrin’s shitty soap campaigns better and he yells at her and accuses of doing it with witchcraft. Burn him.

I could probably write five pages on episode 3 alone. What do you mean “look at how you’re dressed”?! Bitch lemme call my momma!

Don’t know if I’ve ever said it before but this is a Darrin Stephens hate account. If he has no haters, me and Endora are both dead.

Darrin Stephens loved Samantha as long as she hid everything about her culture and he could benefit from her physical labor. In this essay I will…

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

First, this is self harm. Second, imagine telling the world your misogyny scars imaginary digital hoes too.

ICE is cosplaying for them. It is their version of a Civil War reenactment.

Tyrell: #BeyondTheGates

Hey, guys. Just came here to say I want Leslie and Joey to fuck. Real bad. #BeyondTheGates

Now why is Leslie dressed like Sandy at the end of Grease?! #BeyondTheGates

Both my oldest boys are 14 as of today.

It’s the thuggish ruggish boneeeeeeeeeee

Alexis is better than me. Emotional blackmail or not, Drew can show me his law license or he can shut the fuck up. #GH

Danny with the girl on the back of his bike! Like father like son ❤️❤️❤️ #GH

At this DEBUTANTE BALL, are we going to meet a family that actually rivals the Duprees and can somehow breathe some life into this show? #BeyondTheGates

So the plan is to ban kids from social media to protect them from “the transgender” and all the while I keep NOT getting the answer to “If it’s trans folks endangering kids, Then where all these MAGA hat wearing pedophiles we see getting busted left & right coming from?”

Went to FB and told the Elders that maybe Anita’s illness will finally send Kat to therapy. They told me I’m the one who needs therapy. Joke’s on them! I’m in therapy, that’s why I know she needs it. #BeyondTheGates

My birthday’s in December, so I only get a few days of “I’m (age)” before it’s “Damn I’ll be (age) this year!”

Can't believe we really have to work for a living.

Carolyn Stoddard seems to have some pretty severe daddy issues. #DarkShadows

Holy shit that poor kid

Men who like pegging:

Kinky love ❤️

This was a great cartoon and they should really bring it back

"Now come get some of this favor" Baby #5 loading 😭😭

Histeria!

The worst timeline. Gotta be.

2026 Book 2 #BookSky

Sometimes it’s the acting. Sometimes it’s the dialogue. A lot of times, it is the storytelling. #BeyondTheGates

Fighting racism is a crazy parallel to draw because he didn’t beat that. #BeyondTheGates

Maybe this will be the thing that finally sends Kat to therapy. I can only hope. #BeyondTheGates

Nobody on this show (other than Kat) has a true adversary. #BeyondTheGates

The last few episodes have felt like someone was trying to reach their word count and another kept giving us the same WebMD information over and over. #BeyondTheGates

They’re going to get my viewership, but they are also going to get this criticism. #BeyondTheGates

This is a season premiere??? They could’ve fit all this into the finale. #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates needs another prominent family that infights (because that is the fun part) unless they have to rally against the Duprees.

Before I get ready to listen tomorrow, is this another entire episode about Anita’s illness? Because, if so, pass. #BeyondTheGates

I hope Irv Gotti is having a horrible eternity in Hell.

And we’re agreed, by the way, that Linda is Fake Norma’s baby? #PalmRoyale

Anyway! Time for Dark Shadows!!!

Episode 200: Bust. #BeyondTheGates