Kat, you do not like this man. It is okay to dip. #BeyondTheGates

Please let Monica be the Impaler #BeyondTheGates

Day 6, and Frank Kennedy is dead. (Not enough dead Klansmen, tbqh)

How do we get Christopher B. Duncan cast as Anastasia’s even more uppity brother? #BeyondTheGates

I’m officially halfway done with #DarkShadows.

Kat’s gonna get a condo before we get a courtroom. #BeyondTheGates

What he came for was an ego boost. #BeyondTheGates

Being turned down in front of her family is your own fault for asking in front of her family. #BeyondTheGates

Tomas is a loser. #BeyondTheGates

My household group chat is called The Burrow.

Lulu is really raising herself. #GH

Pica in full swing. Appetite nonexistent. Dinner by 4pm or not at all. She’ll be skinny again for 40.

They really did Sami like that???

Please say no #BeyondTheGates

Tomás needs to buy a clue 🤦🏾‍♂️ #BeyondTheGates

Darlene “Back the Blue” Hawthorne #BeyondTheGates

The American South is like if the nobility had retaken France.

Day 5, and I don’t know why Frank Kennedy thought Scarlett would be happy with a baby when she hates being a mother to the kid she already has. #BookSky

Mind you, Vicky’s husband disappeared two weeks ago and Barny is already trying to marry her. #DarkShadows

The 4th of July is as much Black peoples as anyone else’s. And maybe more if you ask ME. There were Black men killed, fighting for and also on the necks of these “founding fathers” addressing their hypocrisy. LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.

Day 4 of not enough dead Confederates

It’s day 3, and Atlanta is on fire! #BookSky

Kenzie got in this villa, started having a good time, and forgot all about the money. #LoveIslandUSA

See how Kenzie’s wrong and none of the girls are defending her? #LoveIslandUSA

Day Two, and I have decided to read this from the perspective that Melanie is a mean girl

I love that Gio is taller than Sonny. #GH

Happy Birthday, America. You racist bitch. #BookSky

Whole show started about Victoria Winters and they replaced the original actress on a FRIDAY and she’s gonna die in a few weeks. #DarkShadows

I wonder if my life insurance policy has a double indemnity clause. Thinking of throwing myself off the back of a train later.

🐇 🐰

These men are fucking idiots and Titi is a bird. #LoveIslandUSA

Aniya never put KC down. That’s the difference. #LoveIslandUSA

KC’s defense team is fucking up. #LoveIslandUSA

On Birthright Citizenship: “The Reconstruction Amendments were an anticaste, antisubordination reset for the Nation, not a mere spot treatment for the dark stain of slavery.” -Justice Ketanji Brown 💅💕

HELLO!!!!! They have had to REAFFIRM the 13th 14th and 15th Amendments SEVEN TIMES in the past bc white ppl KEPT ignoring them or doing work arounds. It has ALWAYS been about racism.

Real quick! I thought this was Jim Beaver.

I have not been using this Kindle and Audible subscription to the best of my ability, it seems. And that ends now.

NOBODY DOES

July Reading: Gone With the Wind 🎧 The First Family 🎧 Plum Bun 📖 What Never Happened 🎧 #BookSky

I haven’t watched an episode of #GH live since Robin ruined Patrick’s wedding.

Fuck Andrew Johnson. In perpetuity.

Thomas Pitt. I see what they did there.

Somebody tell Sonny what Rocco did! #GH

“…so that I may sit upon a throne of swords?” accurately describes what a lot of people were willing to do for that chair.

D-wight is in here recapping the BET Awards for me at 4am.

Rhaenyra started talking to Jace I had to pause it and call my son. #HouseOfTheDragon

They already added Jace to the tapestry 😭😭 #HouseOfTheDragon #DemDragons

I’m no better than a man…

The love island producers are 3 horny.