Ryan Zeinert
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America’s last living blogger. theCDP.net
Widow’s Bay is easily my favorite TV show of 2026 so far. Everything I want it to be and more.
8 days ago
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Letterman on Colbert tonight was an all-time Late Night classic. A hilarious-yet-bittersweet trip down memory lane that reminded me of why I fell in love with this stuff in the first place. Must-watch.
9 days ago
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“Sir, it appears a fifth astronaut has emerged from the spacecraft.” Graggle, To Himself: “Just keep it cool. You’re almost to the helicopter.”
about 1 month ago
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and yet when I flip my car while sautéed on oxies and tell the cops I’m on the phone with the president I get tased
about 2 months ago
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Less than a decade ago this dude was bagging groceries. He’s the living embodiment of the American Dream and that shit ruled.
#BadBunny
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLX
3 months ago
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#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLX
3 months ago
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Bill Corbett
4 months ago
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
add a skeleton here at some point
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Really enjoyed ‘Secret Mall Apartment.’ I was aware of the story but worried I was going to find the responsible group of artists insufferable (they usually are). These were much more in the “Cool People Doing Cool Shit” category.
4 months ago
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Projected on the Wisconsin state capitol (taken from r/madisonwi).
4 months ago
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Permanent Revolution.
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Permanent revolution - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permanent_revolution
4 months ago
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Wistfully bumping 2 Live Crew following Miami’s championship loss.
4 months ago
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Kenny Omega making an Antiques Roadshow appearance.
4 months ago
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward
4 months ago
I wrote a thing about Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada and This World We Live In. I dunno if it's good or whatever, but maybe you'll dig it and share it a bit?
#NJPW
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heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...
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Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada, Wrestle Kingdom 20, 1.4.26: Just Breathe
You can't be your best anything if you can't get any rest. You can't get any rest if you can't take in a full breath. On Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Jeff Rosenstock, and me.
https://heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tanahashi-vs-kazuchika-okada-wrestle-kingdom-20-1-4-26-just-breathe/
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My biggest life change so far in 2026 has been getting the Cheesy Bean + Rice Burrito instead of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
5 months ago
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Shout out Ted Wheeler; a real one to the end.
#StrangerThings
5 months ago
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I was physically inside of a Starbucks and Walgreens today, and it’s very apparent we’ve lost some type of war.
5 months ago
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2025 Mixtape Vol.2
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BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7I1XZCLCmxTPwLkzfWFVH8?si=e3cdc4ab98ce4bc1
5 months ago
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2025 Mixtape Vol.1:
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I HEARD IT'S A MESS THERE TOO
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6A2wmlL9hOuXxeFpPQN4gS?si=48f9525b72a64afc
5 months ago
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Top 50 Albums of 2025: 50 - Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In The Earth Again 49 - Ash - Ad Astra 48 - Cheem - Power Move 47 - White Reaper - Only Slightly Empty 46 - Doja Cat - Vie
5 months ago
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Geese (band): Not great Geese (animal): Also not great
5 months ago
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My wife laugh-reacted to a text but she’s sitting right next to me and didn’t laugh at all. She’s completely and utterly full of crap.
6 months ago
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My 2026 resolution is to stop laughing
6 months ago
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My Spotify Top 5 Artists: Hootin’ Jim & the Waddlers Shit Factory (h)onk PLOP GOBLIN Dale Earnhardt III
6 months ago
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If I finished Jeopardy in the red and couldn’t play Final, you wouldn’t be able to drag me back out for the credits at gunpoint.
6 months ago
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7up is the Uncola. RC is the Unc Cola.
6 months ago
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#WWE
is 0/2 on PLEs since they got the
#ESPN
bag.
#SurvivorSeries
was one of the most meager and horribly-paced shows they’ve done in years.
6 months ago
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Shout out to WIAA D4 State Football Champions Winneconne Wolves.
6 months ago
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oh when you do it it’s a “smell tour” but when i do it it’s “huffing inhalants”
7 months ago
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happy nut shave november 🪒
7 months ago
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I love when a baseball player breaks a record from 150 years ago because it’s always like “Freddie Freeman just bumped Ole’ Hootie McPickleshitter III down to the number two spot.”
#WorldSeries
7 months ago
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We made it to 18, which means Drake just turned his TV off.
#WorldSeries
7 months ago
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Freddie Freeman (FILE PHOTO)
#WorldSeries
7 months ago
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If this goes to the 14th Mary Hart gets to pitch.
#WorldSeries
7 months ago
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I’m a cuck for complicated board games. I don’t want to play; just put me in a chair in the corner and let me watch.
7 months ago
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The unmitigated temerity to request a read receipt.
8 months ago
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“Brock is here, Hulk is dead, call me back.”
#WWE
#SummerSlam
10 months ago
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HHH is not your friend.
#SummerSlam
10 months ago
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How many times is my wife going to watch ‘Threads’ before I call for an intervention?
10 months ago
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I don’t think HHH is getting it. We don’t want
#WWEEvolution
in the name of equality. We want it because we want it.
10 months ago
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Moons(ault) Over My Mami.
#WWEEvolution
10 months ago
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I think I finally got my wife into 311. Very big day for me.
11 months ago
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The Outrunners are alive with pleasure.
#AEWAllIn
11 months ago
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11 months ago
NEW: An inspiring moment of self-realization in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes being gay and occasionally kills its critics
www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/30/o...
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Opinion | From defiance to dignity: CM Punk's redemptive turn toward nihilism
An inspiring moment of self-realization as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes gay people and occasionally kills its critics
https://www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/30/opinion-from-defiance-to-dignity-cm-punks-redemptive-turn-toward-nihilism/
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i ain’t opening that
11 months ago
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No particular order. Honorable Mentions to Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dawson City: Frozen Time, The Dark Knight, Collateral, The Ring (2002), Cloverfield and Bowling for Columbine.
11 months ago
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Diana Moskovitz
12 months ago
Wrote about why there will never be another podcast quite like "WTF with Marc Maron." Gift link so everyone can read it!
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There Will Never Be Another "WTF With Marc Maron" | Defector
I heard Marc Maron announce he was ending his podcast the way that I imagine he’d’ve wanted me to—while walking through my neighborhood in Los Angeles, through wired headphones, just a little too hopp...
https://defector.com/there-will-never-be-another-wtf-with-marc-maron?giftLink=80c2ee0166f51f83ddf1eb10bbcb63f6
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Potato salad hits different on a paper plate with a plastic fork.
12 months ago
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If someone compliments me, I still secretly think my mom told them to (I’m 43).
about 1 year ago
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