Wistfully bumping 2 Live Crew following Miami’s championship loss.

Kenny Omega making an Antiques Roadshow appearance.

I wrote a thing about Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada and This World We Live In. I dunno if it's good or whatever, but maybe you'll dig it and share it a bit? #NJPW 🤼 heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...

My biggest life change so far in 2026 has been getting the Cheesy Bean + Rice Burrito instead of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

I’m a little worried about Will moving to Milwaukee in 1990 because I’m afraid he’ll be killed and eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer. #StrangerThings

Shout out Ted Wheeler; a real one to the end. #StrangerThings

I was physically inside of a Starbucks and Walgreens today, and it’s very apparent we’ve lost some type of war.

2025 Mixtape Vol.2

2025 Mixtape Vol.1:

Top 50 Albums of 2025: 50 - Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In The Earth Again 49 - Ash - Ad Astra 48 - Cheem - Power Move 47 - White Reaper - Only Slightly Empty 46 - Doja Cat - Vie

Geese (band): Not great Geese (animal): Also not great

My wife laugh-reacted to a text but she’s sitting right next to me and didn’t laugh at all. She’s completely and utterly full of crap.

My 2026 resolution is to stop laughing

My Spotify Top 5 Artists: Hootin’ Jim & the Waddlers Shit Factory (h)onk PLOP GOBLIN Dale Earnhardt III

If I finished Jeopardy in the red and couldn’t play Final, you wouldn’t be able to drag me back out for the credits at gunpoint.

7up is the Uncola. RC is the Unc Cola.

#WWE is 0/2 on PLEs since they got the #ESPN bag. #SurvivorSeries was one of the most meager and horribly-paced shows they’ve done in years.

Shout out to WIAA D4 State Football Champions Winneconne Wolves.

oh when you do it it’s a “smell tour” but when i do it it’s “huffing inhalants”

happy nut shave november 🪒

I love when a baseball player breaks a record from 150 years ago because it’s always like “Freddie Freeman just bumped Ole’ Hootie McPickleshitter III down to the number two spot.” #WorldSeries

We made it to 18, which means Drake just turned his TV off. #WorldSeries

Freddie Freeman (FILE PHOTO) #WorldSeries

If this goes to the 14th Mary Hart gets to pitch. #WorldSeries

I’m a cuck for complicated board games. I don’t want to play; just put me in a chair in the corner and let me watch.

The unmitigated temerity to request a read receipt.

“Brock is here, Hulk is dead, call me back.” #WWE #SummerSlam

HHH is not your friend. #SummerSlam

How many times is my wife going to watch ‘Threads’ before I call for an intervention?

I don’t think HHH is getting it. We don’t want #WWEEvolution in the name of equality. We want it because we want it.

Moons(ault) Over My Mami. #WWEEvolution

I think I finally got my wife into 311. Very big day for me.

The Outrunners are alive with pleasure. #AEWAllIn

NEW: An inspiring moment of self-realization in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes being gay and occasionally kills its critics www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/30/o...

i ain’t opening that

No particular order. Honorable Mentions to Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dawson City: Frozen Time, The Dark Knight, Collateral, The Ring (2002), Cloverfield and Bowling for Columbine.

Wrote about why there will never be another podcast quite like "WTF with Marc Maron." Gift link so everyone can read it!

Potato salad hits different on a paper plate with a plastic fork.

If someone compliments me, I still secretly think my mom told them to (I’m 43).

Weezer plays the grand opening or we riot.

@smokingpopesmusic.bsky.social Sufjan Stevens never got around to writing his Wisconsin album. But with “Fox River Dream,” “Madison,” “Racine” and “Welcome to Janesville,” the Popes are already halfway there. This lifelong Wisconsinite appreciates you. 😀👍🩷

@hotshotrobot.bsky.social Allow me to be one of many people (I’m guessing) asking that you watch Monday night’s Daily Show opening.

Man Intensely Passionate About Government Efficiency Drives Truck That Travels 10 Yards Per Gallon Of Gas

How many times is Red Lobster gonna go out of business?

Shoutout to CP3 and Wemby for trying to hack the Skills Challenge and the NBA being humorless mobsters about it.

It’s not fair that I can’t afford a new furnace; all I did was live way outside of my means with no savings for 43 years.

how we doin on breadsticks over here #SuperBowl

A whole lotta Threepeat merch is heading to Burundi. #SuperBowl