Ryan Zeinert
@ryanzeinert.bsky.social
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America’s last living blogger. theCDP.net
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*The Go-Go’s tour bus breaks down somewhere in California* “Where are we?” “I think Yorba Linda.” “Of course I’m Belinda; what city are we in?”
over 1 year ago
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oh when you do it it’s a “smell tour” but when i do it it’s “huffing inhalants”
12 days ago
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happy nut shave november 🪒
15 days ago
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I love when a baseball player breaks a record from 150 years ago because it’s always like “Freddie Freeman just bumped Ole’ Hootie McPickleshitter III down to the number two spot.”
#WorldSeries
17 days ago
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We made it to 18, which means Drake just turned his TV off.
#WorldSeries
19 days ago
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Freddie Freeman (FILE PHOTO)
#WorldSeries
19 days ago
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If this goes to the 14th Mary Hart gets to pitch.
#WorldSeries
19 days ago
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I’m a cuck for complicated board games. I don’t want to play; just put me in a chair in the corner and let me watch.
26 days ago
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Congrats to the Dodgers. Another very cool victory for unregulated Capitalism. 👍
#BrewersIn7
about 1 month ago
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The unmitigated temerity to request a read receipt.
about 2 months ago
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“Brock is here, Hulk is dead, call me back.”
#WWE
#SummerSlam
3 months ago
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HHH is not your friend.
#SummerSlam
3 months ago
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How many times is my wife going to watch ‘Threads’ before I call for an intervention?
4 months ago
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I don’t think HHH is getting it. We don’t want
#WWEEvolution
in the name of equality. We want it because we want it.
4 months ago
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Moons(ault) Over My Mami.
#WWEEvolution
4 months ago
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I think I finally got my wife into 311. Very big day for me.
4 months ago
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The Outrunners are alive with pleasure.
#AEWAllIn
4 months ago
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Brandon Thurston
5 months ago
NEW: An inspiring moment of self-realization in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes being gay and occasionally kills its critics
www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/30/o...
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Opinion | From defiance to dignity: CM Punk's redemptive turn toward nihilism
An inspiring moment of self-realization as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes gay people and occasionally kills its critics
https://www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/30/opinion-from-defiance-to-dignity-cm-punks-redemptive-turn-toward-nihilism/
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i ain’t opening that
5 months ago
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No particular order. Honorable Mentions to Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dawson City: Frozen Time, The Dark Knight, Collateral, The Ring (2002), Cloverfield and Bowling for Columbine.
5 months ago
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Diana Moskovitz
5 months ago
Wrote about why there will never be another podcast quite like "WTF with Marc Maron." Gift link so everyone can read it!
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There Will Never Be Another "WTF With Marc Maron" | Defector
I heard Marc Maron announce he was ending his podcast the way that I imagine he’d’ve wanted me to—while walking through my neighborhood in Los Angeles, through wired headphones, just a little too hopp...
https://defector.com/there-will-never-be-another-wtf-with-marc-maron?giftLink=80c2ee0166f51f83ddf1eb10bbcb63f6
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Potato salad hits different on a paper plate with a plastic fork.
6 months ago
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If someone compliments me, I still secretly think my mom told them to (I’m 43).
6 months ago
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Weezer plays the grand opening or we riot.
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Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Kenosha
Get ready to experience a world of rock 'n' roll excitement, thrilling gaming, and unparalleled entertainment at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Kenosha. Located in the heart of Wisconsin, our destination is...
https://casino.hardrock.com/kenosha
8 months ago
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@smokingpopesmusic.bsky.social
Sufjan Stevens never got around to writing his Wisconsin album. But with “Fox River Dream,” “Madison,” “Racine” and “Welcome to Janesville,” the Popes are already halfway there. This lifelong Wisconsinite appreciates you. 😀👍🩷
8 months ago
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@hotshotrobot.bsky.social
Allow me to be one of many people (I’m guessing) asking that you watch Monday night’s Daily Show opening.
9 months ago
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Man Intensely Passionate About Government Efficiency Drives Truck That Travels 10 Yards Per Gallon Of Gas
9 months ago
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How many times is Red Lobster gonna go out of business?
9 months ago
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Shoutout to CP3 and Wemby for trying to hack the Skills Challenge and the NBA being humorless mobsters about it.
9 months ago
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It’s not fair that I can’t afford a new furnace; all I did was live way outside of my means with no savings for 43 years.
9 months ago
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how we doin on breadsticks over here
#SuperBowl
9 months ago
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A whole lotta Threepeat merch is heading to Burundi.
#SuperBowl
9 months ago
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GREEZE UP THEM LAMPPOSTS REAL GOOD, PHILLY
#SuperBowl
9 months ago
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My man Brady’s lookin’ a little waxy.
#SuperBowl
9 months ago
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A moment of empathy for the Chiefs who can’t watch Kendrick tear it up because they’re getting yelled at so much
#SuperBowl
9 months ago
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Legit thought it was Luigi Mangione at the start of that Pringles Commercial.
#SuperBowl
9 months ago
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That’s Appleton, Wisconsin’s own Willem Dafoe in that Michelob Ultra commercial.
#SuperBowl
9 months ago
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Self-aware Jeremy Strong getting that Dunkin’ money.
#SuperBowl
9 months ago
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward
10 months ago
Hey, I started a new blog and opened with a post about this! If you like this take go there and subscribe or whatever. Trying to bring some positive words to the toxic wrestling internet discourse. 🤼
heart-punch.ghost.io/how-timeless...
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How "Timeless" Toni Storm Exorcised her WWE Demons on Collision
The Toni Storm/Mariah May confrontation on Collision offered several callbacks, including some subtle nods to Storm's time in WWE.
https://heart-punch.ghost.io/how-timeless-toni-storm-exorcised-her-2/
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We Sat Down With Ska Legends The Band That Recorded The Lava Soap Commercial 🏁(
@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
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1990 Lava soap commercial
YouTube video by KnucklesDragging
https://youtu.be/7Bljlj2ry9o?si=xDAdeQq9WvPfwqVr
10 months ago
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In David Lynch and Bob Uecker, we have lost two pieces of what little remaining Americana we had left.
10 months ago
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At the end of today’s RedZone broadcast, Scott Hanson will be lowered into a giant toaster and eaten by the Iowa State Cyclones.
10 months ago
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My favorite albums of 2024 are as follows: HM. Shredders - Close Cuts EP/Serious Dudes EP 25. DATAGIRL - Hello World 24. Knocked Loose - You Won’t Go Before You’re Supposed To 23. That’s Matt! - The Lone Rager 22. The Lemon Twigs - A Dream Is All We Know 21. DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ - Sorcery
11 months ago
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Nate: “Do you think Danny Smith can fit some more gum in his mouth?” Ian: “I hear he’s switched to Dubble Bubble.” J.J.: “That’s a tough chew, Ian.”
#KCvsPIT
#NFLonNetflix
11 months ago
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The
#Lions
,
#Vikings
and
#Packers
are 33-4 against all teams that aren't the Lions, Vikings or Packers.
11 months ago
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My favorite TV shows of 2024 are as follows: HM. Adam Sandler: Love You (Netflix) 10. The Manhattan Alien Abduction (Netflix) 9. 3 Body Problem (Netflix) 8. X-Men ’97 (Disney+) 7. Conan O’Brien Must Go (HBO) 6. The Bear (FX) (1/2)
11 months ago
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In the future, when young people ask about how terrible the 20s were, we’ll have to clarify which century they’re referring to.
11 months ago
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I’ve got a houseboat docked at the Himbodome.
11 months ago
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That scene in The Running Man where Schwarzenegger puts Richard Dawson into the rocket sled and it accelerates until it explodes but with Mr. Beast.
11 months ago
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If your commercial has a doorbell noise in it, both me and my dog are boycotting your product.
11 months ago
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@hotshotrobot.bsky.social
The first 10 minutes of Saturday Night’s Main Event are pure serotonin. There’s so many different flourishes/throwbacks you’ll notice.
11 months ago
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