oh when you do it it’s a “smell tour” but when i do it it’s “huffing inhalants”

happy nut shave november 🪒

I love when a baseball player breaks a record from 150 years ago because it’s always like “Freddie Freeman just bumped Ole’ Hootie McPickleshitter III down to the number two spot.” #WorldSeries

We made it to 18, which means Drake just turned his TV off. #WorldSeries

Freddie Freeman (FILE PHOTO) #WorldSeries

If this goes to the 14th Mary Hart gets to pitch. #WorldSeries

I’m a cuck for complicated board games. I don’t want to play; just put me in a chair in the corner and let me watch.

Congrats to the Dodgers. Another very cool victory for unregulated Capitalism. 👍 #BrewersIn7

The unmitigated temerity to request a read receipt.

“Brock is here, Hulk is dead, call me back.” #WWE #SummerSlam

HHH is not your friend. #SummerSlam

How many times is my wife going to watch ‘Threads’ before I call for an intervention?

I don’t think HHH is getting it. We don’t want #WWEEvolution in the name of equality. We want it because we want it.

Moons(ault) Over My Mami. #WWEEvolution

I think I finally got my wife into 311. Very big day for me.

The Outrunners are alive with pleasure. #AEWAllIn

NEW: An inspiring moment of self-realization in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes being gay and occasionally kills its critics www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/30/o...

i ain’t opening that

No particular order. Honorable Mentions to Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dawson City: Frozen Time, The Dark Knight, Collateral, The Ring (2002), Cloverfield and Bowling for Columbine.

Wrote about why there will never be another podcast quite like "WTF with Marc Maron." Gift link so everyone can read it!

Potato salad hits different on a paper plate with a plastic fork.

If someone compliments me, I still secretly think my mom told them to (I’m 43).

Weezer plays the grand opening or we riot.

@smokingpopesmusic.bsky.social Sufjan Stevens never got around to writing his Wisconsin album. But with “Fox River Dream,” “Madison,” “Racine” and “Welcome to Janesville,” the Popes are already halfway there. This lifelong Wisconsinite appreciates you. 😀👍🩷

@hotshotrobot.bsky.social Allow me to be one of many people (I’m guessing) asking that you watch Monday night’s Daily Show opening.

Man Intensely Passionate About Government Efficiency Drives Truck That Travels 10 Yards Per Gallon Of Gas

How many times is Red Lobster gonna go out of business?

Shoutout to CP3 and Wemby for trying to hack the Skills Challenge and the NBA being humorless mobsters about it.

It’s not fair that I can’t afford a new furnace; all I did was live way outside of my means with no savings for 43 years.

how we doin on breadsticks over here #SuperBowl

A whole lotta Threepeat merch is heading to Burundi. #SuperBowl

GREEZE UP THEM LAMPPOSTS REAL GOOD, PHILLY #SuperBowl

My man Brady’s lookin’ a little waxy. #SuperBowl

A moment of empathy for the Chiefs who can’t watch Kendrick tear it up because they’re getting yelled at so much #SuperBowl

Legit thought it was Luigi Mangione at the start of that Pringles Commercial. #SuperBowl

That’s Appleton, Wisconsin’s own Willem Dafoe in that Michelob Ultra commercial. #SuperBowl

Self-aware Jeremy Strong getting that Dunkin’ money. #SuperBowl

Hey, I started a new blog and opened with a post about this! If you like this take go there and subscribe or whatever. Trying to bring some positive words to the toxic wrestling internet discourse. 🤼 heart-punch.ghost.io/how-timeless...

We Sat Down With Ska Legends The Band That Recorded The Lava Soap Commercial 🏁(@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social)

In David Lynch and Bob Uecker, we have lost two pieces of what little remaining Americana we had left.

At the end of today’s RedZone broadcast, Scott Hanson will be lowered into a giant toaster and eaten by the Iowa State Cyclones.

My favorite albums of 2024 are as follows: HM. Shredders - Close Cuts EP/Serious Dudes EP 25. DATAGIRL - Hello World 24. Knocked Loose - You Won’t Go Before You’re Supposed To 23. That’s Matt! - The Lone Rager 22. The Lemon Twigs - A Dream Is All We Know 21. DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ - Sorcery

Nate: “Do you think Danny Smith can fit some more gum in his mouth?” Ian: “I hear he’s switched to Dubble Bubble.” J.J.: “That’s a tough chew, Ian.” #KCvsPIT #NFLonNetflix

The #Lions, #Vikings and #Packers are 33-4 against all teams that aren't the Lions, Vikings or Packers.

My favorite TV shows of 2024 are as follows: HM. Adam Sandler: Love You (Netflix) 10. The Manhattan Alien Abduction (Netflix) 9. 3 Body Problem (Netflix) 8. X-Men ’97 (Disney+) 7. Conan O’Brien Must Go (HBO) 6. The Bear (FX) (1/2)

In the future, when young people ask about how terrible the 20s were, we’ll have to clarify which century they’re referring to.

I’ve got a houseboat docked at the Himbodome.

That scene in The Running Man where Schwarzenegger puts Richard Dawson into the rocket sled and it accelerates until it explodes but with Mr. Beast.

If your commercial has a doorbell noise in it, both me and my dog are boycotting your product.

@hotshotrobot.bsky.social The first 10 minutes of Saturday Night’s Main Event are pure serotonin. There’s so many different flourishes/throwbacks you’ll notice.