what if we took star fox 64 and stripped away all of its fucking personality by giving it hyper realistic graphics and rewriting half of the memorable quips and giving the new voice actors zero direction

Bring back the ancient knowledge

stumbled upon an OUTRAGEOUSLY GENERATIONAL youtube title earlier today

every passing moment of this decade that i haven't owned a ps5, i have been increasingly happy about it

hehe. there's a zelda movie. :)

today i discovered there are two twilight princess pc ports in development, and due to recurring patterns in fan dev communities, i am now waiting to see which one has its dev team collapse in two months because one member turned out to be openly racist

Before you freak out because Nintendo didn't mention Zelda's anniversary on the exact date, let me provide a gentle reminder of the first time they mentioned each of the last few

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

dels bells :)

Age of Imprisonment appears to have a lot of cool stuff but most of it I can't really be excited for without it being dampened by thinking "gee this would have really been enriching had it appeared at all in Tears of the Kingdom, the game that this is based on"

i find it so very depressing that you cannot publicly say a single positive thing about either of these devices without triggering the most schizophrenic nuclear holocaust you've ever seen between their most insufferable fanboys and haters

For the few wondering. Thanks for the fun since 2019. The Zelda community has been cool. 💙

they're boyfriends 💖

nintendo's procrastinatory marketing in the 2020s is so cool sometimes man what do you mean there's two feature-length directs six days apart

I think the most (probably only) shocking thing is that this guy has a whole family and was doing this anyway. How pathetic

I used to get annoyed with the "hey take a break" advisories in early 2010s Nintendo games but these days I think all games and apps on all devices need that shit built in by law

for those wondering how The Everything App is doing

Felt inspired

For no particular reason related to current events, I'm thinking about those times in middle school where my classmates would get in trouble for flipping the bird at each other and they'd always go "no no it was this finger lol ☝️"

i'm alive (barely) i may become more active on here once this funk blows over

I have arrived.