If he’s just making up titles, why didn’t he name Kristi Noem “Queen of Greenland”?

Iran’s ‘totally obliterated’ nuclear program grew back faster than Trump’s ear.

Why are we building a giant ballroom for a guy that doesn’t dance? He’s putting an indoor driving range in there, isn’t he?

Kash Patel was about 30 seconds away from clamping his hands over his ears and shouting “La La La I can’t hear you”.

If killing worked, it would have worked by now.

"However much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing." – George Orwell

Thank you for everything…

Muppets know what’s up

So we’re in the part of Star Wars when the trade war has broken the galaxy. Can we skip to the part where a farm boy destroys the empire?

I would love to hear him try to deliver the Easter message in Latin, though

Happy Earth Day from Swamp Thing!

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

Ted Kotcheff, the Director of Weekend at Bernie’s has died and the family has the opportunity to pull the greatest prank ever.

Was it Liberation Day or Liquidation Day? I’m confused.

The cheese stands alone.

You don’t get to wave a chainsaw around celebrating all the people you fired and then get sympathy from anyone about literally ANYTHING.

So if Russia bombed the hell out of Alaska for 3 years. All you T-rump lovers would want us to hand Alaska over to Putin. See how dumb that sounds.

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Giving credit where credit is due-he has crashed the US on so many fronts faster than I thought was possible

How long until we hear the n word at a press briefing?

For those in the back… and the front, too.

Traitor Tots

BOOM! Bishop Mariann Budde has responded to her critics who told her to apologize to Donald Trump. “I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.” Smash that repost if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!! 🦋

Maybe I missed this, but does DOGE stand for Department Of Getting Even?

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One more view of the Hawkins Lab from season one of Stranger Things.

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Not just here for the politics, I also have a job. Here’s a drawing I did for the Hawkins lab from the first season of Stranger Things.

@lakotaman.bsky.social Hihanni Was’te! And welcome to Bluesky. Glad to see you here.

One thing we've learned over the last several years that I don't think was common knowledge before: lots of people have bingo cards.

I’m so ready to fight alongside all of you to flip the House and Senate in two years. Are you with me? Smash the like and repost buttons if so!

I really think The Onion should keep Infowars going, with Alex Jones as the host but they write all the material that he can’t deviate from.

Do we think that Dr. Hannibal Lecter will get a cabinet post? Perhaps head of FDA?