It takes a special person to drive the wrong way on a two-way street, but this guy out there today found a way.

Saw the new Mummy movie described as unlike any other mummy movie, but it looks to ME to be a twist on Jewel of Seven Stars, which is also the basis of Blood from the Mummy's Tomb, The Awakening, Manhattan Baby, The Tomb, and Legend of the Mummy.

I remember really hating Mystic River and getting super angry that it was probably going to win a bunch of Oscars. It didn't. I should've just relaxed.

NEW REVIEW!! Cult martial arts ensemble action fave Force: Five on Blu-ray from MVD Rewind:

Had a dream where I found a vhs tape containing a notorious, long lost giallo called Hellish Husband.

NEW REVIEW!! Reggae-infused, slice-of-life cult classic Rockers (1978) on 4K UHD from MVD Rewind:

I think a lot of my politics were shaped by the fact that when I was 8 years old my parents had to break it to me that Jesse Jackson – my preferred candidate during elementary mock elections – probably wasn't going to be elected president because he was Black.

I'm afraid that I can't really be all that critical of Michelle Yeoh declining to make political statements. I feel like she has a lot more to lose than Doogie Houser.

Workin' double time on the seduction line

Jacob Frey on TV: “We just approved rental assistance that is targeted towards the people who hopefully need it most.” Jacob Frey to Minneapolis City Council:

Epstein Barr is also the virus connected to Hodgkin's lymphoma. Good to know that we maybe could have cured the trigger for the specific cancer I have for a second there.

NEW REVIEW!! Tai Kato's Yakuza drama Blood of Revenge on Blu-ray from @filmsradiance.bsky.social:

I also saw B:MotP in theaters, but my claim to fame is seeing Ravenous & my roommate & I being the only people in the theater. It lasted a single week. I also had a couple of friends see a test screening of Gore Verbinski's The Mexican who claimed the final release was completely different.

HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd of hundreds of rabbis, cantors, and other Jews have gathered outside ICE headquarters in DC for the largest ever Jewish protest against ICE’s violence and crimes. #jewsagainstICE

I used to be kinda proud that one of my 20 year old reviews of Avatar the Last Airbender was quoted on wikipedia, but today I found out that a much more recent review of mine (with a working link) is quoted on the Messiah of Evil wiki! Twice!

Not hearing much about Ponies. It's a good time. Recommended. Are people not into '70s spy shit? I remember no one talking about The Sympathizer either and that show was fantastic. Also recommended.

My funniest HP story is that years ago (before the revelations) I was at a restaurant with friends at like midnight and the movies came up. I said "I only really liked the 3rd one." and some guy from a different table that I didn't know came over to explain why I was wrong.

Heartbreaking to drive around St. Paul and see parents in high visibility vest patrolling the perimeter of elementary schools to ensure that children won't be kidnapped by ICE.

NEW PODCAST EPISODE!!!

You know you're old when most of the songs at the Drs office are on your iPod. Also, you still use an iPod.

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

I think the Timberwolves should win this game for me, watching from the ER. It would make the time more enjoyable.

Hanging out in the ER for the first time in I think 6 years? It hasn't gotten more fun here in that time.

Olympic freestyle skiing competitions are a great place to get lyrics for your Beck song. Doublecork flat bottom jibbing future spin Pretzel rodeo Japan grab Screamin' seaman nose butter Kinked rail knuckle kicker

If I eat three Jamaican beef patties in one day will I die? Will I become more beef patty than man? I guess we'll find out soon enough.

A group of local men are tackling the male loneliness epidemic by coming together to brainstorm ways to stop being mistaken for ICE. www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...

I'm a slightly above average artist/writer/musician & spent my entire life developing these skills. When I see genAI users whining about "talent gatekeeping" I imagine myself, a horrible basketball player, wanting a computer to play basketball for me & still getting the credit for training.

Kid, if you're excited about ONE super-duper gold snake, you're gonna LOVE this King Ghidorah fellow, who is basically THREE super-duper gold snakes!

NEW REVIEW!! The Wacky Van Damme/Tsui Hark collaboration Knock Off is on 4K UHD from MVD Rewind:

‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." … She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’

Did Sunkist sponsor a lot of Hong Kong action movies in the '80s/'90s? Their boxes are scattered around these movies like J&B bottles in a giallo.

I’m on the scene at Franklin and 1st. A convoy of about a couple dozen ICE/HSI agents broke the entryway into an apartment building at 6am. No warrant presented. Less than 24 hours ago, Tom Homan announced the end of large convoys in Minnesota… Bullshit.

Minneapolis conservative neighborhood vibe check:

Shout out to my boy Icarus at Turbo Tim's Midway

NEW REVIEW!! Eloy de la Iglesia's Gialloesque class warfare thriller Forbidden Game of Love debuts on UNCUT Blu-ray from @mondomacabro.bsky.social:

Form site of Falafel King!

Large banner hangs over a building at Lake Street and Lyndale Avenue on a snowy morning. It reads "ICE OUT OF MN" "FOR GOOD" with the names of those killed by federal agents. Minneapolis, February 2026

NEW REVIEW!! Lost in Space (1998) on 4K UHD from @arrowvideo.bsky.social, review by @tylergfoster.bsky.social

If violent anti-trans rhetoric wasn't enough to get cast members to quit the Harry Potter show, will a certain someone being named in The Files do it? My guess is no, but...maybe?

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

I had a conversation with a wrong number text that was weird in a way that made me thitnk I was talking to a very Christian woman. Finally figured out it was a bot. Funny that I assumed a performatively polite person was annoyingly religious rather than a chatbot.

Aside from a couple of weak Flav songs, this is basically my favorite hip hop album. Regular rotation since I got the cassette as a pre-teen.

I had no idea there was a second, nation-wide economic black-out protest today until late last night. Maybe I'm just too focused on local issues, but it kind of feels like there's currently a lack of communication between cities to me.

I went to high school with the last grouping of Gen X boys. I can assure you that most of them were assholes.

Which director that I thought was the next big thing 20 years ago is more embarrassing today: Darren Aronofsky or Eli Roth? I mean, it's obviously Roth, but Aronofsky is trying his best.

🚨"They're stealing the car!" As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️

"We have reports of ICE staging in parking lots or near food shelves, potentially following people who are making deliveries, and so the fear and anxiety is real," she said. www.kare11.com/article/news...

If Klobuchar votes to fund ICE she might as well retire, because Minnesota won't forgive her and she won't be reelected senator OR elected governor.