Iran should just send enough cargo ships to completely occupy our Navy.

Yeah. We know.

Shut up and make the monkeys look at ads.

There are many — too many — terrible parallels between Russia's invasion of Ukraine and the U.S.–Israeli war on Iran, but for all the folly of the former, I think Putin will emerge with more gains in Ukraine than Trump could ever manage in Iran.

Just before Easter dinner I’ll say “Open up the Fuckin’ plates you crazy bastards, Allahu Akhbar” and see what my family says.

«The Pentagon is preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran with operations expected to fall short of a full-scale invasion, opting for a mixture of Special Forces operations and regular infantry troops.» This is going to be like a military version of “soaking”. It’s sex, but really dumb sex.

I’m so embarrassed

They died protecting what they loved

How is #Concentrationkamp-Perez feeling about her vote to fund ICE? @gluesenkampperez.house.gov

I can understand not mourning him. But political violence is an attack against us all, always, regardless of whom it is done by or against.

Enigma and Gamine are ripping on Google search terms:

Damn. Got ‘er.

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Good job, US Senate

The political left: Why isn’t our messaging getting through to more voters?

I’m starting to think this Biden guy or that Harris upstart weren’t so bad for big tech after all.

Nothing to see here! A 26-year old fever swamp right-winger, anti-Leo Frank, pro-Great Replacement theory, and pro-Putin, is now the Pentagon press secretary. www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...

Once again they aren’t finding these freeloading immigrants on welfare lines. They’re on cooking lines and assembly lines.

Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.

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Pearl Jam said it best, “It’s evolution, baby!”

Tuberville: "Putin is to the point where he's making so much progress ... he's gonna want a lot from the Ukrainians. He's gonna want a lot in terms of land, possibly even Odessa, he's gonna want Crimea, but he's gonna want NATO to stay away from his borders, and I can't blame him for that."

Shameful capitulation to the Russian position. Also, it’s not true that Russia is making “so much progress.” Ukraine deserves so much better than this from us. Historians will use the example of so many Republicans falling for Russian disinformation as one of the central mysteries of this age.

If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut science research and education the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.

@bencollins.bsky.social Onion headline: Facing financial uncertainty and a DOJ investigation, United Healthcare to invest $400 million in mega yacht for Trump presidential library.

We’re seeing white smoke coming from the White House chimney, this means Snoop Dogg has been selected as the new Secretary of Defense.

Horrible thought: The admin can bring Abrego Garcia back but they don’t want to because putting a face and voice to the injustice is too damaging for them, so they’re letting an innocent man rot.