Hook and my dude, Eddie Kingston?! #alrighty #aew #wrestlesky

This one. This heroic, stealthy, thirst slaking, back of the fridge, laying in the cut, local Hagerstown, MD can. Thank you #Thick-N-Thin #craftbeer #drinklocal

Which agent caught that Utah shooter? Agent Thought or Agent Prayer? Finally putting in some work.

The latest from Tipitina's Record Club is a true gem. #vinylcollection #vinylsky #tnowspinning #nowplaying #docwatson #bluegrass #Tipitinas

Golly. That FTR v. Brodido (Brody King & Bandido, for the uninitiated) tilt was one of my favorite tag matches of 2025. #AEWDynamite #AEW #wrestlesky

Entirely subjective... I've seen two movies in my 50 years that have stood the test of time and achieved, in my mind, heart, and soul, perfect Mount Rushmore status. "Jaws" and "The Princess Bride." This means I have two slots open. I have my own candidates, but make your case to fill them blanks.

I was already on the fence about my 13 game plan. By raising both ticket prices and minimum amount of games to 20, the decision to NOT renew just got real easy. #Orioles

Earth at night viewed from space (watch fullscreen).

Led Zeppelin's "Gallows Pole" has now morphed into a ballad about Jon Moxley praying for Hangman Page to spare him. His friends, brothers, riders, and sister Shafir all came. Mox still swung. And Hanger still got his gold. #AEW #AEWsickos #wrestlesky

Knew it was coming. Agree with it. But the Cedric Mullins trade is definitely bittersweet. The greatest defensive CF I've ever seen play for Baltimore. #Orioles #OriolesBaseball

I'm not sayin' I hope a superhero emerges from this environmental disaster, but I'm jussayin' I understand comic book origin stories.

Cedric Mullins with one more (last?) web gem in Baltimore:

More atrocious umpiring. Bring on the robots.

Made it to Session #2 before a player did something "off-book" that I totally did not account for. And it was great. #D&D #DnD #RookieDM

Hulk Hogan's theme song was "I Am A Real American." Like many other performatively patriotic people, he proved to be a greedy, politicking, drug-abusing, union-busting, racist. (And, the Wrestlemania III attendance "record" was, like the product in the ring, juiced-up deception.) #HulkHogan

Nice HR, Laureano. Hope you enjoy your new team next week. #Orioles #oriolesbaseball #TradeEmAll

I love seeing Dustin Rhodes, grandson of a plumber, get this shine and this moment (however brief it may turn out to be). Because, well... They call him THE NATURAL!! #AEW #AEWCollision

Stop pretending, Mike Elias. Stop being a Tom Hagen GM. Should have been the wartime consigliere in 2023 (when the stars were aligning) and again in 2024. 2025? You better trade everybody you can to save your job and the future, Mr. Analytics. And, if you go, I'm not crying. #Orioles

A thank you to Rich A Sharp Wilson (postmodern_iconoclast) for the new cover photo. LFG. www.threads.com/@postmodern_...

Been waiting on this platter from The Greyboy Allstars for a minute. Worth the wait. (Innovative but annoying packaging not factored into the musical rating). #vinylcollection #GreyboyAllstars #FunkyFriday #vinylsky #nowplaying

As a licensed and bonded funkologist, I advise you to stick this new Lettuce banger in your earholes immediately to start your #FunkyFriday off properly.

Slobberknocker alert. (Vamanos, El Toro Blanco!) #AEW #AEWCollision #wrestlesky

Aaaaand down the rasslin' rabbit hole I go... #AEW #AEWDynamite

It's Wednesday!! You know what that means!! Can't wait to see that glorious title belt around the Hangman's waist!! #AEW #AEWDynamite #NoMoreBriefcase

Would you believe my wife watched "Jaws" for the first time last night? She liked it. We can remain married.

in-person misery continues at the Yard. Stowers drills three absolute, monster, FU bombs while the guy they kept last year instead of him is down in Triple-A and struggling. #Orioles #ThatKindaSeason

Happy birthday to one of my favorite drummers, the super-funky Stanton Moore! #StantonMoore #Funk #GiveTheDrummerSome

This cult sold you out. Whether you know it right now or not, you 49% MAGA dopes, THEY SOLD YOU OUT. They hijacked facts and scared you to give your money and toil to racist, greedy bastards who are building a police state and want to make you a DISPOSABLE PRODUCT. Happy 4th of July.

The name "Alligator Alcatraz" reminds us that America is currently run by adults who are like malicious, giggling children using magnifying glasses to burn ants.

"Lemon, what happened in your childhood to make you think people are good?" -Jack Donaghy #30Rock

#AEW fans are just the best. Seriously, y'all rule. #AEWKylesion #KyleVsKyle #AEWSickos

Exploring some modern day aids for upcoming medieval fantasy shenanigans. #D&D #DnD

It took until the last box of records off my late father's basement shelves to find it. Yeah, I could've bought a copy, but I wanted the one I wore out when I was but a wee funkateer who didn't even know he was a funkateer yet. #nowspinning #vinylcollection #buddyrich #FunkyFriday

I'm a few days out from Session Zero. The first time I've tried to DM since high school. before things like S0 existed, when there were absolutely no expectations. I feel like I got this and have no idea what I'm doing at the same time. But... #LFG #DnD #D&D #RollforInitiative

If Coors Light or Miller Lite or Bud Light or any light beer is your go-to thang, prepare to be disappointed by breweries everywhere because they don't mess with that kinda stuff, so... shut up and go to any other bar anywhere that pours that swill. #craftbeer #takeyokarenasshome

Current mood...

#dnd #dnd5e #rpgs

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work. You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules. Get your lies straight.

R.I.P. Sylvester Stewart, Jr. AKA Sly Stone. He is on funk's Mt. Rushmore. With his ace multicultural band, he made funk mainstream and acceptable to white folks, and his brilliant sonic architecture evolved the genre from the raw soul flavor of James Brown to the fuzzy psychedelia of P-Funk.

I would posit that, due to the confluence of varied peoples and cultures peacefully coexisting in the same place, big cities are, in fact, the REALEST America.

TFW... You finally coordinate the schedules of seven adults for an ongoing DnD campaign, you're a week out from Session Zero, and then your employer's decision to institute a pointless, mandatory in-office day completely monkeywrenches all that planning...

The sequel to the Subway wrapper.

Well... this looks like ideal suit weather today... for those of you who have to wear a suit... in June... for some reason. #inlawwedding

High-level, verbal side-eye from the Notorious AOC.

The inevitable rich dipshit fight took longer to start than I expected.