pulling these weeds like i pull that twinks hairr

Starting to get into twinks, does anyone know a good one to start with?

Daydrinkg annd partty rockin

I think Im the drunk Aunt thats undiagnosed

We boofin daily now!1!

Omw to become the annoying linux girl now (Im uninstalling if virtual girlHD doesn't work on it)

how do i unupside down my brian

Is it cringe to be 30 and post anime girl oc's on main 😶

They said they're gonna replace me with a porn bot tomorrow if I don't make bangers,,, :'(

Do you prefer Jerma with big nose, Or no nose?

I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules. #dnb #edm

To DIY you merely only need to drink { 25 liters of horse piss} a day Desperate times calls for braver gulpers just as every Scythian horse archer did, we must do too. The other option is way too dangerous dont even,trust me sis

I have pills that make girl pits stink. Black market is 40$ per pill High demand ya kno

Who up party rockin tonight?

Rare Snoop.

Had to tell her she camt be doing the barking thing at the rural kfc 💔

cum for mommy JOI (chopped & screwed)

30 Year old male according to 'US law

She a stoned butch, n Im a high fem.

i want to be fucked by a thousand people

Uuuhgh I lov curly haired wormen

I play the "Stoner characters"

My room smlls like junglejuice 🐀 soundcloud.com/scaredyratt/...

Told my doctor I'm 5'5 she laughed and pointed me to the wall for measurements, Continuing to cackle she says "Your 5'3 in shoes!? Hah!" 😓

Organizing dnd hc mode. Your players all have jobs and are normal adults.

OooOo thank gosh my disability can be easily cured by a highly stigmatized Expensive,tightly controlled substance that takes years to be approved for and is often in short supply. Haha yay Y̸͓̺̦̖̱͚̠̜͉̼̐̒i̷̩̾̿̐̏̑͐̎̈́̓̂̀͒͝p̸̛͎͎̖͚̜̰̝̝͈͕̻̀̑̈́͋͌͒̉̾̿̅͜p̷͖̖̈̅͂̽̚̕ȇ̴͑́͠ee

Ough--no NO no more global events I only want fagslop!!

Didn't love my teach but when he was teaching us different time signatures And put on a tool video to demonstrate He just stopped the class and went "Man tool is so fucking awesome... Let just watch this actually" 16 minutes long

Come over I have Bloody Roar on game cube and modded halo" got me laid, and it worked more than once, yes I was a virgin at that time and yes both the girls that came over where both virgins too, so what. [also finishing this song after workies ( - ⌓ - ) ]

I miss throwing back a few ice cold cigarettess, smokin a couple packs of beer, kicking each other's balls,jeckin off together Just nermal lad stuff.

Early 30s BE DAMNED I will have the physique of a t-rex! !SMALL ARMS! !HUGE ASSS!

At the rave someone said "I dont wanna freak you out but all of your teeth are Green dude.

Rave fit with my custom puppy ket tshirt my fwends made, love them xx 🦴🐕

My body Is rejecting food I dnno why :(( I miss havin nice meals,,,

yea ill mix this tomorrow if I'm not too hungover #dnb #EDM all my friends are here dancing, just out of frame btw dw

housemate moved out abruptly left this thing too, I'm not even sure if it still works... Should I buy batteries??

Being a switch got me like (˵ •̀ᴗ•́˵). --- ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

Oh No. , no i do t like being medicated its making me Less funyy 😿

You bullies are so lucky inflation hit gyms like it did makin memberships 50$ per week in my unwalkable suburb. otherwise, Id be doin axekicks on these mf bad guys rn. (Within my height range of under 5'3 If your bigger than that dont be mean thats unfair to me)

Worried about fascixm in your cuntry? Simply dm me for a visa via marriage! I also offer a tie-in language course so In just a month you'll be able to understand complex sentences like "garn fukin bottlo to grab some goonbags ya dogact so we can spin the goon with me drongos"

I'm starting to sense a thing with the lesbins and Mexican food, Looking into it now...

#webfishing #lofi I love pish game <3

jill at the end of re3 must smell craaaazy let me under those arms girl

Shes calling me a.. "Goblin short stack" Does any1 know what that means?!

Shout-out all my exs for 70% of my wardrobe. that im just holding on to I swear They can text any time but that's awkward. Rehehe

My friends said my school outfit was "a slutty whore fit" Like sis its a lorax shirt can we chill