The Cardinals were never gonna win last night after they hosted the CK “funeral” in their stadium earlier in the week lol ball don’t lie

9400 steps today, many of which were uphill! Walking is obviously not the most strenuous of exorcises but being able to walk long-ish distances is super underrated in terms of utility #swoletariat

Big freakin draygun

D-Backs are out of the postseason race, so I’m gonna cheer for the Mariners this October. Love me some Seattle and an underdog #MLB

“Andrew is a massive twat”

just cuz I haven’t said it in awhile… FUCK ICE

Just can’t catch a break these days man. Feels like someone is always mad at me, which makes me feel mad at myself

Why is he being called the “anti-ICE shooter” when he only hit 3 detainees?

Took the dogs for a walk, which is both cardio and upper body cuz of one the dogs is really strong #swoletariat

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

The most important takeaway from the #Kimmel saga is that we have to realize the power that we collectively have. If cancelling Disney brought him back within 3 days of suspension, imagine what a general strike could achieve! What if we hit them where it hurts them most - in the wallet?

Meds ain’t workin today. Just feeling overwhelmed by life and everything it takes out of me

Lagoon Nebula, 5,200 light years away!! #space #backyardastronomy

This is incredible there’s no way Freddie could ever figure this out

Did not get #raptured. Had a pretty crazy dream/nightmare last night, but no rapture Now im an atheist but if the whole “end of days” thing is real then im with the Catholics on this one. Only American evangelicals would think of themselves as special enough to avoid Armageddon. Clowns.

Tylenol doesn’t cause autism but it can be used as an excuse to distract you from the fact that Donald hasn’t released the #Epstein files

1st place at pub trivia tonight! Wooooooo!!!

The number of Ks in Erika Kirk’s name is sus

Not planning on being raptured tomorrow, but it does make it difficult to plan for the rest of the week since we don’t know who will still be here or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

So apparently The Mouse is bringing back #Kimmel. That’s good, but I’m not gonna re-signup for Hulu. They fucked up and they gotta pay for that.

Mr. President, You can’t escape Epstein

This was a pretty solid 21st of September! Bucs won, got an arms and chest workout in during football, and crushed pizza for dinner! Also did 9700 steps yesterday so I was definitely active this weekend. #swoletariat #september

The #ArizonaDiamondbacks are currently outscoring the #ArizonaCardinals #NFL #MLB

GO BUCS!!!! holy fuckin shit

Freddie is ready for throwback Sunday! #Bucs #NFL #corgi

Freddie the corgi practices weaponized incompetence and frankly it’s kinda toxic

The announcer for the #NevadaWolfPack game doesn’t know how to pronounce Nevada

Yanited hold on to beat Chelsea! Wasn’t pretty, but a W is a W

Family vacation

Cancelled #Hulu Disney sucks anyway but the #Kimmel thing has to be a line in the sand. Fuck Donald and fuck Disney

I like tagless t shirts but I usually get dressed in the dark and that has led to me putting my shirt on backwards more times than I care to admit

Need a #corgi race at the half time of every nfl game! That was an amazing display of athleticism

Jimmy Kimmel is a distraction from the #Trumpstein files

Just wanna lay in bed and do nothing all day but I can’t cuz I’m an adult with adult shit to do

Trample and dismantle your capitalist philosophy

Disney has been getting away with evil shit for a long time cuz their product is usually family-friendly. People don’t see that shit cuz they hide it behind the ears and the magic dust. Fuck Disney, fuck ABC, fuck ESPN, and fuck everyone who capitulated to Donald

Of course the corporations are capitulating they’ll do whatever they think is gonna make them the most money

Justice for #TrayReed!

Just watched Liar Liar like two nights ago haha what a coincidence

Bucs backs had a combined 63% rushing success tonight. Crazy good.

Go Bucs! 2-0 baby!! That game have me a heart attack but what a win in prime time! #MNF

people on here will skeet anything. "bella ciao is a right-wing anthem." no it isn't. that isn't true

Thanks for nothing, Vikings

Got ab day done, btw #swoletariat

Why is this the best game today? lol

Me, doing crunches: ugh why is it so hard to get a slutty little waste GF: it takes a lot of practice to be slutty babe

Gonna drown my Man United sorrows in 7 hours of NFL football

I can baptize a brick, as I wash away my sins like a Catholic

#Clipse at the Vatican is incredible

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