lol I posted this 8 months ago

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Dubai, trying its best to bring the tourists back:

Got an email at my work address from the Satanic Temple. Spam folder caught it. Very confusing, because my job has nothing to do with religion lol. Like, guys, I don’t have the time for this right now

lmao Noem Too bad the guy he appointed to replace her might somehow be worse 🙁

So no American nuclear submarine has ever sunk another vessel intentionally. Wild. The last and only time any nuke sub sunk a vessel at all was during the Falklands War in 1982. Wilder. No American submarine of any kind has intentionally sunk an enemy vessel since the end of WW2. Insane!

When was the last time an American submarine intentionally sank another vessel before today? I honestly don’t recall it happening in my lifetime. No news stories about it, at least. Not a fan obviously, just more remarking at the historical rarity of this happening.

How I arrived on Bluesky:

Everything is pretty awful so I’m just gonna check out and listen to The Royal Scam for the rest of the day #SteelyDan

Melaniyatollah

I remember when Jon Stewart rolled out the Mess O’Potamia graphic/joke in 2004. Stewart yesterday: Time to roll out our 20 year recurring segment, Mess O’Potamia! smh I hate this country’s foreign policy so much lol

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Smh they’re literally trying everything to distract from Epstein

Happy March from Freddie and Quinn! Best action shot I’ve ever got of him. The world is absolutely insane right now so I hope a cute #corgi helps you start your Sunday right! #ball #ballislife #bordercollie #march #corgisky #corgicrew #corgisofbluesky

Beers

As a rule, wars are bad

No more conservatives buying weed. Get your fuckin blue lives matter and don’t tread on me bumper sticker havin asses on your oversized trucks OUT of the fuckin parking lot at the dispensary. You fuckers didn’t help when it was time to legalize so you don’t get to reap the benefits of it now!

The King is mad

And be sent to the frontlines in Iran, or the equivalent thereof

Kamala would have started wars too. Liberals have a real issue with understanding that our political system is the problem, and that who is in charge of it almost doesn’t matter when it comes to foreign policy.

America, 1953: we don’t like the govt of Iran, so let’s change it! America, 2026: we don’t like the govt that we installed in 1953 anymore, so let’s change it again! Fucks sake we are an evil country

Have you ever tried to get a corgi to do something he doesn’t want to do? He resists as he can, but then I remember he weighs less than 30 pounds so I just pick him up and move him when he doesn’t cooperate. Him being small pisses him off the most. He can’t stand that I’m always gonna be bigger

tcpipeline.org Hadn’t heard of this group before today. Please donate if you can!

Ahmahgawd VANILLA TEA

Zohran primarily ran on affordability and it turned out alright for him

We had two excellent films come out in 2025, and a handful of very good ones. Movies are doing fine

Legalize prostitution, and unionize sex workers nationwide!

2 sets of 100 jumping jacks, mixed in with 2 sets of 15 pushups. Been slacking lately due to grief and fatigue from travel, but back in the saddle now. #swoletariat #sluttylittlewaist

@kaaauthor.bsky.social I’ve read approximately 65 of your books!

nvm found it

I can’t find my hat, again

The latest #coloring project. It was fun at first but got tiresome at the end. I like how it came out, but I’m def taking a break from coloring for awhile. Quote from Peter Kropotkin. Acrylic markers, sharpie, and colored pencils on paper. #fuckICE #mutualaid #anarchism

I honestly thought that Shoresy was the “gay hockey show” everyone has been on about. Turns out there’s a different gay hockey show 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dawg, you wanna come through later? Me and boys are gonna be worrying about things beyond our control

Me IRL

An arrest is the minimum for this guy, but we aren’t even doing the minimum on this side of the pond. You know things are bad when the UK has the moral high ground for once.

So do pothead Christians celebrate Hash Wednesday? Asking for a friend

Snowstorm - 1 Me with the shovel - 0 lol I got the driveway all cleared off just in time for another inch or so to fall while I was doing it Great workout tho. Cardio and lifting at the same time! #swoletariat #sluttylittlewaist

Here it is, your moment of zen.

My back feels like it got the shit kicked out of it by that airplane seat/chair/medieval torture device

Google sucks so fucking much now I googled “Jordans in a suit” and it showed me Michael B Jordan wearing a suit 🤬🤬🤬

Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.

They let me back in to the country it’s over for you hoes

He is like 1 step away from lowering the age of consent 😤 Also - has anyone seen him in public recently? I know we are closer to It Happening every day so any time he goes missing for a few days I start to wonder

The flood control infrastructure in England is miles ahead of anything in the US. I realize that it kind of has to be given the sheer amount of water that falls on this island every year, but still…many US cities would be entirely flooded if they received even half of the rain they get here

WHEN I WAS BORN, GRANDMAMA COULD SEE IT

Just saw the Jet 2 Holiday commercial! Effing tik tok

Beans on toast

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship