Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone (he’s not British or an actor but this would be funny)

I love and respect this scientist. Carl Sagan answers a question about creation vs evolution.

Freddie went to the vet today and he was a very good boy. He is 29 pounds, which is right where the vet wants him. He may have acid reflux so we got some medicine for that, and we are going to increase his gabapentin for his anxiety. Good job Freddie!!! Love you little dude

The batteries need to continue to improve, and energy companies have to be willing to invest in renewables

Why would I accept money in the short term to eventually train my own job out of existence?

I’m lucky to be pretty satisfied with the current job, but I nevertheless keep an eye on the market from time to time. Every single ad and email I’ve seen about job opportunities in recent months is for training AI models. It’s bad out there.

DO IT

That’s another series win! Ducks couldn’t hang in the end. Really dominant display from the Knights tonight. Another year, another trip to the western conference finals 😎 The Avs are good but we can take them! We have to believe! #GoKnightsGo #NHLplayoffs #duckseason

AWFUL LOT OF EMPTY SEATS IN ANAHEIM

Love Ohtani, hate the Dodgers

Humans know that the speed of light is roughly 186,000 miles per second. But I’m waiting for the day the aliens show up and are like “no, dumbasses, the speed of light is 1”

This has been the case for at least a decade now, if not longer

Linkin Park - In the End

Markwayne is saying arrests at the World Cup are “not off the table” while saying the Gestapo won’t have a presence there out the other side of his face. DO NOT COME HERE IT IS NOT SAFE!!!!

Jon Stewart was good last night. He usually is when he goes after the media for fearmongering. Just blatant ridicule over the fake panic about the hantavirus

Boyz III Men Sevenpence None the Richer Frankie Valli and the Five Seasons 3Pac 51 Cent Grandmaster Flash and Furious Six Andre 3001 I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY

312 blink 183 Eve 7 The Rolling Boulders Finger Twelve Eminems Maroon 6 U3 Sum 42 4 Doors Down Six For Fighting 4 Days Grace The 1976 Ben Folds Six 22 Pilots Jackson 6 Four Dog Night 11cc Ten Inch Nails UB41 The Five Tops B-53s Matchbox Twenty One

I could easily beat Dennis Wilson in ping pong if I had to. Even if he was a better player than me, I would just shithouse the whole time by saying “Charles Manson” before each serve. Dude would lose his mind and ragequit (this thought occurred to me last night as I was trying to fall asleep)

Working with THE Katherine “K. A.” Applegate is everything I wanted when was thirteen and trying to get Animorphs fans to join my Everworld fan page on Yahoo Groups. Working with her on Wombat Waiting is a childhood dream come true! people.com/mara-wilson-...

Knights win another heart attack game! Pavel Dorofeyev FTW! Fuck the refs! #GoKnightsGo

VGK has been royally screwed by the refs twice this game! #refyousuck #nhlplayoffs

Your local power company very much believes in and understands climate change. More heat = more strain on the system = eventually higher rates. I feel like this is a good way to present it climate deniers. No one likes their local power company, and no one likes the idea of paying them more money

I remember watching LeBron’s first ever game in high school. Last night I watched what was probably his last ever game, and I’m now a grown man with two degrees. What a wild ride. I don’t care for Lebron much (Liverpool owner) but there’s no denying the longevity of his career.

No Gmail, I don’t want to use AI to generate a response email to my 92 year old grandmother. Feels really icky and disingenuous

“the rich are sick of being vilified” ok maybe they should stop doing villainous shit then

Mr Brightside In the End Forgot About Dre Hey Ya

One of my favorites as a kid. Exceptional casting job and super quotable. Classic rock and chasing tornadoes works really well

Never leave your dog in a hot car. I can’t stand when people do it. That said, criminalization is not the answer. The law will be enforced disproportionately against the poor and POC

Happy Mothers Day to Renee Good

Celebrating the WNBA season opener by once again sharing my favorite sports graphic of all time.

Got to fly this little plane around the lake today! Super fun, but also way more difficult than it looks! Thank god my instructor was a fuckin G! She was so calm and cool while I was not haha #flying

Aliens 2028

Knights take Game 3! 6-2 is a dominant win. Mitch Marner comes alive with a natty hatty ahahaha 2-1 series lead #GoKnightsGo #NHLplayoffs #duckseason

Reeeeeeeaaaaaallly rough start to the day today

Yeah this is what should happen but those states are so backward politically it should have happened a long time ago The NFL doesn’t care about social justice and people should have learned that after Kaepernick

There was a temporary shortage of Heartgard/Nexgard (both of which contain ivermectin) for pets in my area during a certain period of COVID cuz people kept buying it to use on themselves. My vet couldn’t get in stock for a few weeks People are so dumb

No, the first draft is utterly perfect in every way and therefore I have no need to do large amounts of editing and revising lol

I’d watch a Nolan movie about a chaos goblin that’s based on older literature Shit, I already did, it’s called “The Dark Knight”

Can we please stop referring to "deaths" in ICE Custody? Unless detainees killed themselves, this is murder. I couldn't care less if they are migrants or citizens. They are humans, and these are crimes against humanity.

Ref for PSG-Bayern stinks. Need a stronger ref for this big of a match #ChampionsLeague

They don’t gotta burn the books, they just remove ‘em -Rage Against the Machine

Everyone glazing a dead billionaire today is certainly interesting

Transgender Solar Panels 2028

Interesting POV. I often think that realism in stories is what makes them believable, but sometimes people really do value a story that is nothing like reality

I haven’t been in any kind of formal schooling for about 11 years. I have completed every degree I set out to get in life. So when do the academia dreams stop??? I can only have so many stress dreams about missing exams lol

“When the strongest defender of American democracy is the King of England, you know we are rrrrrreally fucked!” Jon Stewart

Curse you Bill Gates and curse you Microsoft

It’s an OK album but it’s not Californication. It’s not even By The Way, tbh

Fun fact: when Texas was an independent country for approximately 20 minutes it had its own embassy in the UK! That same building which formerly housed the embassy was eventually turned into a Tex-Mex restaurant.

Hey meth heads! Did you there is A LOT of expensive metal parts inside data centers and flock cameras?