I do not know how you can watch both Sinners and One Battle After Another and think that One Battle After Another was the superior movie. I am fucking baffled. The ONLY good thing about this is I no longer have to entertain the idea of or listen to takes about Marty Supreme being best picture

And nothing for Timothee Chalamet. BYE! #Oscars

I hate this show. See yall next year 😑

YAAAAAASSSSSASSS MICHAEL BABY YAAAAAAAASSSSS

See, I know I should turn this shit off right now before I’m further disappointed but I never learn.

STOP GIVING JAMES CAMERON MOVIES OSCARS WHEN THEY SUCK

Fuck Sean Penn

The horrors aren’t just persisting, they are THRIVING

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

2 minutes in and I hate the LIB reunion. What the fuck is this laugh track?

I accidentally ordered 5 dozen eggs from Costco

Rewatching Mad Men since I’m feeling nostalgic for a time when America pretended to have shame

I have never felt more disrespected by a movie in my life. Like, I HAVE to start a fight with my husband now, right??

Time has slowed down to a snails pace. This is the longest 90 minutes of my life. I now know playing Pluto Nash back to back would stop death

My husband is making me watch Pluto Nash because I’ve never seen it. Is this grounds for divorce?

24 year old coworker is currently listening to the Ramones on vinyl in the office so maybe the kids are going to be ok

If you’re grieving you should be allowed to punch the worst person you know in the teeth

I’m having a terrible day and I just learned my husbands hotspot password is “ilovetater” and I simply adore this man

It’s actually insane how many amazingly beautiful nights I’ve had that have been clouded by incredible sadness

Every concert I’ve ever attended in the Midwest has featured a middle aged white woman who looks insanely out of place having the time of her life and I appreciate her every appearance.

At a concert and I’m having the biggest struggle deciding if I like the opening artist or not

I forgot how terrible Varsity Blues is

Thinking about the time I accidentally (drunkenly) ordered a Michael Jackson action figure

Why is the weather channel the worst website on the entire internet?

WHAT THE FUCK

If I wanted to watch someone lie and gaslight me I’d have stayed with my ex

Idk how y’all can watch him speak for more than a few seconds at a time

Oh, I don’t know Tyra Banks was EVIL evil. I thought she was just a basic asshole, my god.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

This man that should have been an abortion just screamed in my face for 10 minutes and younger me would have lost her job for the shit I wanted to say back.

Aside from the obvious fundamental flaws of this nation, we have let Justin Timberlake perform at the Super Bowl THREE TIMES. We seriously need to rethink things in this country.

The AI youngface shit needs to stop

It was only so many years ago that gambling was shunned, and now it’s all fuck it, let’s destroy everyone’s lives

Legit, the best 15 minutes of the year so far

If I could sing like that yall would be fucking sick of me

I totally forgot about the Olympics lol. Well, fuck America

Dissociating and watching My Fair Lady

I guess helicopters flying over my house constantly is my new normal 😑

Seems like a good morning for a shot of vodka

Bridgerton’s back! Now I can escape into a fantasy world of rich white people instead of dealing with the dystopian world of rich white people i live in

making a metric ton of weed cookies for these troubling times

There has been a helicopter flying over my house for about an hour. If you are in Cedar-Riverside in Minneapolis please stay inside. Please stay safe. I haven’t seen any vehicles but that doesn’t mean they aren’t around.

No one who can do anything cares about what’s happening here. Minnesotans are under attack, we need help.

Federal agents are repeatedly using gas to disperse the crowd at the scene in south Minneapolis where agents shot and a killed man. Agents are deploying an irritant each time residents reappear in the intersection. Video by Elliot Hughes, Susan Du, Louis Krauss and Josie Albertson-Grove

I’m the daughter of immigrants and now my white husband isn’t even safe from the government.

Nothing like being afraid my family members with be shot by the government if they leave the house

I hope every ICE agent is outside rn 🥰

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy