Today in "where the hell are Helen's scissors": next to the front door

"Discover the power of epigenetic skincare" what the fuck are you talking about, no, begone

you don't know if i worded it wrong because you didn't make it!! it's mine!!! only i know how much words there's meant to be and whereabouts

📷 Dog at Filey Brigg, last year

Didn't really eat yesterday or today cos I've not been right and just not felt hungry. My tummy has alerted me that it now wants food so I've ordered a cheeky smash burger.

I planted the little xmas tree that Carole gave me in a little tub with some Scottish pebbles and popped it outside

Pardon?

Meds reminder, mainly for myself because I only just remembered

I'm going mental (more mental?) stuck here, I need to go somewhere else

Who wanted this here

Tangerine after brushing my teeth, once again. I will never learn my lesson

Was about to post an opinion there but i've thought better of it

morale! for the timeline

I put too much bonus cheese on my oven pizza and now I have bellyache 😢

Went out to get: pizza and cigarettes Came back with: decorative plant pot and a fuzzy throw

Can one of you come round and physically make me get off the sofa and into the shower please

Just looked at the word "milk" for too long and made it weird

Very much a bunch of cool weird guys in this place #NoMansSky

Spent one day with the heating turned down and now I've got the sniffles, bleh

time for your daily dose of morale i'm afraid

Brain made me colour this doodle in for two hours

Quarter to midnight seems like an ok time to drink coke and try some new colouring pens, sure

If I stop playing the game for even a second my brain goes very bad

Silly pointless base #1 of 2026 #NoMansSky

Looking at stuff #NoMansSky

I just received the energy bill and when I saw how much it was, I was about to try to figure out who to complain to about not getting the Warm Home Discount - unfortunately when I actually read it I *have* received the discount and the bill is still ~lol~ amounts

Got some squeezy cheese on crackers, pals

Breakfast buffet #Photography

Interesting, google has decided to compress all my photos backed up in it prior to October 26th 2024, despite me telling it not to.

📷 Trip up the motorway, Feb 2023

Hypnotic pattern on my ready meal mashed potato

Neighbour's just brought me hot raspberry puffs

Fourteen stupid fucking months

Whoops how did this happen

Neighbour's just given me a cookie dough Kitkat

I had planned to make a slightly fancy curry this weekend but that means I'd have to go and get the ingredients and I don't think I can manage Outside

dougal dog amongst the pretend butterflies

On this day last year (2025): Rotherham services opened. Great attention went into the building design inside and out with many novel features, including its creative effort to cram into the only space available by the chaotic roundabout.

I wasn't paying any attention when I bought them but there's some nice colours in here

I am not winning this battle

My gravel is here! So I'm going to go and buy a bag of chips (potatoes, not stone)

Up early today, waiting for my gravel.

🖼️ A Parliament of Rooks, Fiona Watson.

📷 Piccadilly Circus, 2017

📷 Don't know how I made this but it's kinda cool

📷 Reposting old stuff

I randomly bought some oil pastels the other day. I do not know what to draw with the oil pastels, or how to use them.

Anyway I am going to cook some pasta.

They were supposed to call me over the weekend, which didn't happen. "I think they will be contacting you" is the last thing I heard from them when I mentioned how long away the next appointment is. Makes me feel not good