I hate summer. I always have. And I hate how I always feel icky. My skin in greasy, my hair is greasy. Going outside? Sunscreen. Going outside at night? Insect repellent. Just sweaty and greasy and sticky and blech.

Warhammer is super serious, you guys.

All I need now are my Dark Mechanicum and I can be happy forever.

Thanks @vincentknotley.bsky.social for all your hard work.

Warhammer Academy sounds awesome, but also, I am available to bully/cajole anyone you need me to into Warhammer.

The Warhammer Preview preroll music gets me so stinking hyped.

The ADHD nightmare of “If I don’t write everything I have to do on a list, I will not remember” versus “If there are too many things on my list I will get overwhelmed and not do any of them.”

I'm a little proud of dogged American dirtbag ingenuity and hubris that makes it baffling to a lot of us that you can't make a cheap AC unit work in almost* any building w/ common and cheap materials which is a large factor in their ubiquity in many places here where they probably shouldn't be.

Touch grass. And then rip it out of the ground and replace it with native plants.

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Everyone clap, I made an eye appointment for Saturday.

In my trending topics is "Bipartisan Bill" which I think would be a great Josephine Joseph style drag or burlesque name.

On this Prime Day, I’d like to remind you of a few alternative online retailers you can buy books at so you don’t have to support Bezos and his dumb robots Powell’s www.powells.com Thrift Books www.thriftbooks.com Half-Price Books www.hpb.com Your locally owned bookstore (Check local listings)

You are a professional daydreamer with a talent for making those dreams look good. Keep at it. ☁️ ✏️

This is how I'll be referring to them from now on.

why did they call them space marines when they could have called them the misters of battle

Cleaning out my phone because I have waaaaaay too many photos on it, and I have descended into my "collection of screenshots of nice things my friends have said to me" that I used to dip into when I was sad. Now I'm a blubbery mess.

I have a pair of young squirrel siblings who raid the bird feeders named Menace and Mayhem. They may be eating me out of house and home, but they also make the cutest noises when they squabble.

Gonna go try and be abducted by the fae, does anyone need anything?

I can share this now. I rebound two copies of A Dash of Demon as hardcovers for myself and JF. Sprayed edges, ribbon bookmarks, the works.

“This must have cost a fortune” is maybe the best response to a gift that you actually made yourself.

I lived.

Came home yesterday to find these on my doorstep! I’m so proud of my friends @jfdubeau.bsky.social and @daniora.bsky.social for all their hard work that brought the first @achewillow.bsky.social novel into the world, including the amazing podcast it has spun out of.

In person book launch party tomorrow. @copperdogbooks.bsky.social in Beverly, MA. 7pm. I’m doing a reading. During peak allergy season.

Oh no, I’ve been seen.

At my parents’ for the weekend. My mom has a box set of little Pokemon books she’s working her way through so that she understands what my niece is talking about. Mom is not a fan of Ash Ketchum.

Y’know, I’m betting the Hitchhiker’s Guide doesn’t say “mostly harmless” anymore…

The only downside to giving up Spotify is that now no one can stage an intervention when I’ve been listening to the same song on loop for hours.

I’mma be real, the only thing holding me together right now is the fact that I’m having a good old fashioned sleepover at my parents’ with my best friend after our book event Friday.

So far, again being rewarded for procrastinating by doing a hell of a job on something I put off. This is never ending and I haaaate it.

I love podcasting...

All of the Questlove documentaries have been fantastic. I hope he keeps making them.

Fully on the verge of a breakdown.

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My dad’s birthday is next week and since he has recently taken up collecting seeds, I’m gifting him two dozen handmade seed envelopes. (He is the only human I have ever met who genuinely and sincerely uses the phrase “wicked pissah”)

In spite of the birdhouse incident, my yard is now full of bluebird fledglings being absolute idiots. I looked out a bit ago and there were three of them just standing with their butts in the birdbath.

The guy she tells you not to worry about. 🦃

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Raising a frosty glass of nuln oil to John Blanche.

Sitting on my porch trying to enjoy the beautiful weather. Is that smoke? Oh. Oh no. That’s pollen.

"I asked ChatGPT..." Yeah, well, I asked Strunk and White and they said you were superfluous.

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Finding out Jorge Gutierrez is making a slop show for Amazon is just devastatingly disappointing.

Brie has been an absolute menace today, which I can only assume is punishment for the fact that sometimes I do have to go in to work

Apparently my midlife crisis is going to be second guessing every single life decision I've ever made.

The many sunflower seeds the chipmunks have buried in the front garden are well on their way to being a rather robust collection of flowers.

“Fed is best,” I murmur to myself as I plate up my ADHD emergency safe meal for the third time in four days.

Time to hit the campaign trail, it’s a new episode! Chapter 2:The Winds of Democracy is now available. Listen now at Achewillow.com or wherever you get your podcasts.

This is cinema.