Hilarious!

It's that date again. Have a Super Mar10! www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3FY...

A huge thank you for including Anyway, I Wish You Well by @sagreene1.bsky.social in The Shortlist, Hugh. I look fwd to reading the other stories on your list @turnandwork.com @spencerwriting.bsky.social @proleary.com @electriclit.bsky.social #fiction #shortstories #litmags

The Shortlist for Friday, February 21st: Five short stories I loved this week: Clare Reddaway in Funny Pearls, Hannah Gregory in @electriclit.bsky.social , @sagreene1.bsky.social in @fictivedream.bsky.social , @spencerwriting.bsky.social and @proleary.com in Phano. Links here:

Check out my story MILLIONS OF SEA SHELLS in Phano Magazine! A new story for a new year. This one is about sending an object back in time.... www.phano.co/articles/mil...

BITE! It's out now. graveside-press.com/product/bite/

BITE ARCs are up! Grab them whilst you can! #horrorbooks booksprout.co/reviewer/rev...

Check out this new anthology about vampires from Graveside Press! It contains my story Medusa Evermore. graveside-press.com/product/bite/

Check out a new story by me in the latest issue of Mythaxis Magazine! It has streaming audio so you can listen to it while driving. Please don't succumb to any strange ideas while doing so! mythaxis.co.uk/issue-40/cru...

Issue 40 of Mythaxis Magazine is out now! mythaxis.co.uk/issue-40/ Many thanks to Jess Sims, David Sheskin, Arlen @cowthulu.bsky.social Feldman, P.R.O’Leary, Michael @beardedbetts.bsky.social Bettendorf, Kirk Bueckert, and Bill @faceyouhate.bsky.social Ryan (and Micah Hyatt for the audio!)

I heard that the #DaggerHeart #RPG playtest suggests you use my CATS Method for setting group expectations at your gaming table before playing. Who am I to argue? Check it out below! I'm glad Violet cat lives on. proleary.com/games/the-ca...

I present to you... the director of Rocky Horror Picture Show!

It's the closing days of Spooky month. This is right before my Mr. Vampire marathon tonight! #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday letterboxd.com/LongMonkey/

I survived the Exhumed Films 24 Horrorthon and all I got were great memories.

My wife has a secret clown nose but she never let's me see her wear it. Should I divorce her?

I thought for a second I had found Yoda.

What every #LoveIsBlind wedding is like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNxM...

#letterboxd Friday! #LastFourWatched. It's been a good week.

What other film posters are like this?

I'm there! 5000 movies on #letterboxd, and I did it with Charlie Chaplin's CITY LIGHTS.

What will number 5,000 be? I wish I knew!

Scream 4! First time watch for me, and a great film for Wes Craven to go out on. letterboxd.com/longmonkey/f...

Happy #LettterboxdFriday! Here is my #LastFourWatched. Mostly #Hooptober films.

#AMC can save time in their #MovieTheater by combining their Nicole Kidman promo with their Coke ad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsrN...

#Hooptober 4. The Wind. It has Wings Hauser doing Wings Hauser things, Meg Foster's eyes, and it gets added to my "Listen to women when they tell you something is wrong - Horror edition" #Letterboxd list. letterboxd.com/longmonkey/l...

I'm soon approaching film number 5000 on #Letterboxd. What will it turn out to be? :O letterboxd.com/LongMonkey/

Don't ask questions, just consume products. youtu.be/_Aqr_tuQa24?...

#RunawayTrain has arrived! If anyone has some interesting film-related stories, it would be #EricRoberts.

It is #LetterboxdFriday! Here are my #LastFourWatched:

#Hooptober Number 2! letterboxd.com/longmonkey/f...

My favorite film trilogy!

I made a simple #Hooptober feed if anyone prefers those over sorting through the # bsky.app/profile/did:...

I found some movies in the trash! www.youtube.com/shorts/lYLAt... letterboxd.com/longmonkey/l...

#Hooptober pre-show starts today!

I finally received a copy of Nightland Quarterly! The Japanese publication that published my story The Howard Family Tradition.

Denzel Washington negotiates with himself. Why not? He's so good at it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPnx...

Shaun of the Dead 20th Anniversary in Dolby Cinema. Character first, zombies second. My ★★★★★ review of Shaun of the Dead on Letterboxd boxd.it/7fyLz7

Is Tony Zhou back at it? I just watched a new Every Frame a Painting video. It's been years! youtu.be/mn2Dcy-NDTw?...

I saw a Dweezil Zappa show and that got me thinking of his Dad's weird album covers. This one is titled Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch.

I'm reading SIRIUS by Olaf Stapledon, which is about a super-intelligent talking dog.

Every few years Nicolas Cage makes a film that reminds us how good he really is. In between, he makes movies with awkwardly photoshopped posters. letterboxd.com/longmonkey/l...

On his podcast, Conan O'Brien described the film The Room as if a tree was struck by lightning and the debris hitting gound accidentally formed a Stradivarius violin.

Rub the blob for luck.

#Hooptober11 ! A work in progress. Still need a good franchise then I'll narrow it down. Halloween 2024 Watchlist - Hooptober XI boxd.it/ygzDw

Hear one of my stories read in a cool creepy voice on the Thirteen Podcast! redcircle.com/shows/d8ba49...

Coming soon from Graveside Press! Includes my story "Medusa Evermore". proleary.com/2024/08/08/i...