If we started a war and they attacked an Amazon warehouse, we’d all cheer. As long as no one got hurt.

Hi everybody! #Astros

I just heard someone call Trump’s speech The Pettysburg address and now I have to go lie down 🤣🤣💀

I hate to ask but is the United States a Ponzi scheme? Only the people at the top get money back?

One more. The Trump $1000 per baby goes into a stock market account. Wall Street got $3.6B of our money that can’t be withdrawn for 18 years and it’ll happen again this year, next year, and the year after. Why isn’t the market doing better with this new capital? Are big players pulling out?

I love love love a good #SheRant

The Dump Fund dumps $1,000 tax payer money into an account to give children born 2025-2028 a financial head start by ***investing it in the stock market*** They cannot withdraw until 18 years old. But they can’t have food or medical care.

Dang, 220 million voter files stolen by China starting in 2020? Who was president back then, it sounds like he must have sucked ass

The air is full of smoke, the food is full of parasites, and the water is full of data center bacteria but at least we stopped all that DEI children's cancer research!

This says it so perfectly!

Trump is incompetent.

Says the guy who, after losing in a free & fair election, incited an insurrection against his own country: the very definition of treason. #ImpeachConvictRemoveImprison

I can’t explain it. Did they make his wife come back from China so they could use an old picture?

Novichok agents are advanced organophosphate nerve agents causing constant, uncontrolled stimulation of muscles and organs, leading to muscle spasms, paralysis, cardiac arrest, and asphyxiation, typically appearing in minutes to hours. In other news, Graham was just home from Kyiv when he passed.

Lindsey Graham died. Age 71. Senator, SC Little by little they are losing the majority.

When this period of internal chaos has ended, we would best serve ourselves by using a period of isolationism to fix ourselves.

They’re going to run the couch ducker in ‘28 aren’t they? Who’s sucking up enough for VP?

The USPS is raising the price of Forever Stamps from 78 cents to 82 cents. When Forever Stamps were introduced in 2007, they cost 41 cents each. With the latest bump, the price of Forever stamps has increased 100% in 19 years. ca.news.yahoo.com/next-forever...

ROFL

Ukraine may become a supplier to the U.S. for cheap military weapons pulling money away from the big 5 U.S. based stalwarts: Lockheed Martin, RTX Corporation, Northrop Grumman, Boeing Defense and General Dynamics.

My bad. I let myself get hopeful when it was 3-3. What. Is this? #Astros

In every city in America. Every city. MAGA thugs are invading. Who are we? Not the land of the free and home of the brave.

Claudia Sheinbaum will not let her citizens be slaughtered by criminally negligent murderers acting on behalf of a man-child. Justice for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. Jail the ICE gang that is responsible.

We need a “you break it, you bought it” policy for White House residents.

Mitch’s wife, Elaine Chao, is back in the U.S. after her trip to China to visit family. www.newsnationnow.com/politics/mit...

Every president brings people out from the shadows. They see one of their own in power and feel safe. Trump brought out racists and white nationalists in his first term and rapists and pedophiles in this term.

So he reported her, got her fired, and now more people will be hungry. An eye for an eye makes everyone blind.

McConnell had the best medical care money, our money, could provide. He stayed active—lots of walking in the Capitol area. He’s only 84. But he had polio. He should have been the first voice in Congress advocating for mandatory vaccines for children and immigrants.

Mitch McConnell read my substacks to me today. He must be recovering.

At least I caught the first two and the bottom of the 9th. Yay! #Astros

Corporations don't GAF about you - but their AI robots...

Trump is out of the country. Can we move him out and change the locks?

#Astros Mike Burrows Jersey just came in (a Reddit copypasta)

Somebody put the jinx on by saying she hoped it would be an exciting game. I recant. #Astros

I normally don’t wish people’s deaths but I may make an exception for Mitch. And Trump.

#Astros Hoping for an exciting game. Great start with Walker’s RBI.

Why is this still happening? The medical insurance coders can add postpartum to D&C to differentiate it from a medical abortion D&C. They just aren’t.

Sabotaging the next Congress or administration to bolster your party’s record hurts people. Sure, budget cuts look good but not when the small tax savings is spent 10x over to help mom get her prescription.

Another great win from the #Astros! What a crazy first half of the season.

That was great! Bravo #Astros! What a battle!!!

#Astros about to break #Tampa ‘s winning streak! Maybe.

I just can’t get over the fact that the president of the United States can rape a woman for 5.5M.

Happy 4th fellow #Astros fans. They broke Hunter Brown.

If you’re celebrating today, don’t forget to enjoy yourself.

The reason why Don Jr, Eric, Barron, and etc will never be president is because we’re not a fucking monarchy. #NoKingsNoRapists

Criminalizing pregnant foreigners is like criminalizing drug users and human trafficking victims instead of the people who are profiting.