learned how to crochet and i feel like a villain who's finally able to enact her master plan. im sitting here making all these little flowers like MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TO THE WAAAAAAAAAALLL

there always comes a time in life where you have to ask yourself the important questions like "do i have pet sounds by the beach boys on cd or did i imagine that"

sewing is so great because whenever i do it it's a coinflip between "teeheehee hahaha so fun 🌈🌈🌈😊😊😊😊!!!!" and me being in actual danger of landing in a psych ward

me when i get distracted: oh egads i got distracted

white sturgeon are so beautiful i genuinely cant believe they exist

nothing hits like the echoes of a song youve never heard before through the hallways of a mall

im gonna be deaf by the time im 30 with how loud i listen to my music 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

loading screen tip: remember, certain pets will try to chew the paint off of the walls! some of them will succeed!

Happy Ace Day.

listening to nine inch nails 🌸💐🌺🌺🦋🥰🌻🌼🪻🌸💮✨🌹🪻🌼🥰✨🌼🌷🌷🦋🪷💮

PET UPDATE: 2 cats, 1 lovebird, 2 frogs, 2 cleaner fish, 3 pufferfish

i just wanted to play picross man wtf is THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

today i thought to myself “how can i become the most aerodynamic person in this walmart??”

drawing tedious shit is so fun lol i feel very At Peace

mmmmm this coffee is full of GROUNDS i love CRUNCHY COFFEE to start my day off

i love the concept of name days i think more people should celebrate them

i forgot how fulfilling reading books and actually finishing them is LOL

yearners (me) be yearning

ive had the new gorillaz album on repeat since it released and i am STILL floored at how fantastically cohesive it is despite all the features and genre switches and shenanigans. love ittt i rate it a 9/10

Fish of the week Tuesday once again, and this is a very special one. This week, I will be giving it to the snail fish. A real fan-favorite. Rock on, you little weirdo.

i learned how to embroider and now it's literally all i can talk about cause i found out im good at it

thinking about snailfish 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

me 15 minutes before leaving for an interview trying to convince all the whimsy and joy to leave my hair

money cant buy happiness but it can buy you the supplies to diy some jeans

i like actually just remembered moose exist and im freaking out a little like WHAT THATS SO COOL

need it to be spring sooooo bad

my great grandpa františek would never condone this shit!!!!!

QUICK HAVE AN ANEURYSM IT'S THE ONLY WAY!!!!!

i cannot lie to you i LOOOOOOOVE gossip because like within an hour of my ex(-ish (long story)) posting a valentine's day story on instagram i found out who the girl was, how they met, and all of his motivations and it's ALL fucking wild

today is the day of finding out all your old friends from high school who you havent talked to in over a year are dating someone

I GOT AN INTERVIEW IT'S ALL WORTH IT BABYYYYY

channeling my obsessiveness into keeping tabs on job listings like my life depends on it is the saddest thing ive ever done

eatin a half melted rocket pop feelin good

sneezin cause im allergic to standing still in public places

People keep asking me to hit the Han Solo yoinky sploinky! What should I do??

my last two posts have been me being stressed maybe im just a stressed person

noises from outside made me so stressed my shoulder started hurting LMAO i dont think thats how it's supposed to work???????????????????

distressing denim is actually distressing ME

you ever just walk into a room and feel The Fear

the fucking horrors dude im so pissed off rn

started having an allergic reaction to my own cringe

you dont understand okay a peanut butter cup is a FULL FUCKING MEAL thats all your food groups right there. nuts and uhhhh sugar

real talk i failed chemistry

just checked off a reminder on my phone that was due on august 13 2024. do you KNOW how good that feels

real talk i am going to fail chemistry

they say "never meet your idols". i say "jesus fucking christ im getting really tired of looking at pictures of dissected rats"

polyester might be the worst material ever it doesnt even BURN

pet count up is up to 8. we got a second frog and a second cleaning fish, making the total 2 cats 2 frogs 2 cleaning fish 1 betta and 1 lovebird