Clair ET obscur? Dans cette économie?

Me buying porn on kickstarter: I am a patron of the arts. A modern day Medici

If Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas was written today they’d have to say “Make the Yuletide trans”. Because of woke

NYPD is now reporting they believe the United Healthcare assassin to have fled New York and gone to Damascus

“LGB without the T” I hope you get stung by a LarGe Bee

Fucked up that the constitution says an insurrectionist can still be president but says absolutely thing about the boys being back in town

Ur telling me this mistletoe is hung?? Where I can see it??!?

Topping a lapsed catholic tonight like blessed ARE those who come in the name of the lord

Take Me Home, Lana Rhoades

Kissinger's death marks the first time since its inception that NNN was unanimously cancelled

*in my most solemn boomer voice* hell gained another asshole today

Glad to see Arlington investing in public bathrooms

Only day you can post this etc etc

Covid zombie time baybeee akslfirnskxofurbdns

BLUESKY PRAYER CIRCLE TO TAKE DOWN HENRY KISSENGER ONCE AND FOR ALL LIKE TO CHARGE RESKEET TO CAST

ACAB includes this guy ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 🤠🤠🤠 🤠 🤠　🤠 👇 🤠🤠 👇 　 🤠　🤠 　 🤠　 🤠 　 👢 👢

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the man with the loudest Bluetooth speaker must also have the worst taste in music

There’s nothing in the rules of basketball that says a golden retriever can’t be convicted of bribery

🎶 Johnny loosen up your gut and play that cello hard, cause Hell's broke loose by the door and the Devil deals the cards. And if you win you'll get a new Ford Raptor made of gold, but if yew lose tha devil dicks your hoooooole 🎶 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻

Cops showed up and clogged my toilet; NYT is calling it an “officer-involved pooping”

She pee on my wee til I herman

Ford has stood against nazis since oh god oh fuck stop the post TURN IT OFF

Turning a big dial that goes from “trans people” to “leprosy” and gauging the audience reaction like a contestant on the price is right

Might want to prepare yourself for “designed that way, on purpose” being the dev team’s response two or three scandals from now

no rest for the big-dicked

Frotting! In the UHaul

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Might drink a 4 loko and then read some classic literature, call that oscar wildin out

Somewhere in a kinder timeline, epic rap battle of history are scrambling to finish their Putin vs Prigozhin video

Non-binary bitches be focusing on things, call that hypermxation

When your submarine implodes, that’s a hull issue

Probably a stale take by now but it’s morally correct to take an ice pick to those ring doorbell cameras

here comes big Library again to cancel me for being white

if i married the postman would that make him a mailwife