an important lesson i learned when making a catalogue of all my old playstation games is that it's just unhealthy to try and filter everything through rose-tinted glasses. this incessant need to return to simpler days is how we ended up with all the misogynistic elitism surrounding the medium.

Warframe

patel is probably the funniest trumpie behind RFK Jr. that motherfucker can't do ANYTHING

it's an open secret that playstation is just trying to swindle everybody right now because they have advantage in a downturn market. remember that whole shitstorm nintendo has with stick drift on the switch? well PS5 controllers are at least 20x worse and sony just couldn't give less of a damn!

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the abnormal mapping stance has been games are already crashed the market is just slow to run out of inertia for years but $900 ps5 really does feel like proof of death more than anything else

never doing this again someone put yuyuko boobs on my feed and i felt like i was fighting off archangels

god bless 🙏

trying for the 3rd time now to play baldurs gate 3 after giving up on custom characters and instead just playing as shadowheart has now been made far more interesting with the ongoing discourse about smorgasbord-sized games, so thank you everyone i guess.

my body is a machine that turns 300mg caffeine into 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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Exact budgets of video-game productions can be tough to corroborate (more transparency from publishers would be nice!) but the numbers I've heard floating around AAA game dev these days are $300 million or more — sometimes much more! — which I think helps explain the current state of the industry

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people really don't seem to like the new warframe mission but grinding aside i feel like it'll get easier with repeated runs, which i guess is the intention here. with that said WOW are some of these canvas locations really cruel! one run took only ~4 min while another took upwards of 20+ min

why is joe from impractical jokers in a cop uniform

that was a cute business idea, did a shareholder give it to you?

wow who knew spending large amounts of money on intellectual property licensing for a game that has had an identity crisis since day one would eventually come back to bite them. if Tim Sweeney wasn't infamously known for compulsive lying, i might've felt something more than just white-hot rage!

just seen some art offsite that had my jaw dislocated from pogging too hard i'm praying it makes it onto bsky

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people talk about Marathon like the only reason you go to chick-fil-a is to be extremely homophobic about it and not just because you can get a half decent meal there for about $10.

Gonna be some good deals on late-model Dodge Chargers

i appeared to have already purged the old blog some time ago and have zero backups of my doc files for any of my old reviews so i guess we are just rewriting shit anyway huh

this is an extremely stupid request but i think it'd be cool to have a settings toggle for the old school warframe UI with the portraits of your frame and weapons. we already have the classic floating damage numbers available.

oh my god this is extremely funny

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i don't remember starbound being this shallow but i also don't want to use that overhaul mod that has like four different in-game manuals on how to play it, so oh well

the idea of mmos trying to pivot away from the social element is really funny. none of these games are ever getting offline modes why exactly do we need to make chatbot companions or have "solo raids" or whatever

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for being the miracle solution to mgmt info sys this technology sure is instead doing the opposite effect where production & marketing have become a total nightmare

indeed it is aya this week #touhou

Cool

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you must lead a live that doesn't result in people saying "claims to be pro-life" when you die.

it's so sad chuck norris died on 4/20

Made a little remake of this (4th panel was gonna have a cute style but instead I made it similar to ZUN's old style for funnies) #youmu #reisen #udomyon #touhou

for the record any reviews posted on the blog will be generally positive unless a game has specifically pissed me off so bad i gotta lay on the horn. i have no obligations to intentionally play bad games let alone REplay them just so i can turn in homework about it.

gonna start using this as a reaction image

reposting this one now that Duet Night Abyss was found to have third-party keyloggers placed by hackers and the subreddit is doing everything in its power to keep it buried lol

POV you're todd howard and the new xbox boss is wondering what the fuck you've been doing for the past five years

LMFAOOOOO

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this article is crazy as hell actually. they're suggesting giving these civilian grade planned obsolescent EVs to ukraine because tesla has like a million of these stupid things currently dry-rotting in lots across the country. the GOP has completely fried every sector of journalism.

catching up on the sf6 alex lore drops