I feel like I'm aging a million years tonight

I wish I didn't take it personally when people call me by my name

Holy shit I'm scared for kids

full co-sign. dont even try it

"post-consumer" private equity is the scariest thing i didn't have the words to describe before

Feel like JD Vance is about a week away from calling his wife a slur

Happy for Dominic Calvert Lewin on account of the fact that's he is cute

Everyone in their thought leader era when they should be in their shut the fuck up era

My office colleagues checking to see how I feel after they finally run the updates I've been pushing for a month

can we just get AI jesus already? just spin him up

wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...

see ya tw**er and insta, waiting for my archives to show up. i'll leave this account up so people can get in touch but otherwise I'm gonna peace outta social media. working on a blog page, will post here

i just want to open a little cafe

i am not perplexed by kissing. it’s damn near the nicest thing you can do. what’s to understand

I just want to cuddle while I read and the other person can do whatever they want

Is there any greater pleasure than falling asleep after drinking hot coffee

gonna see wicked 2 without knowing anything about wicked in general

An interesting tidbit in the joint status report filed in the Broadview ICE facility case today: ICE says video from inside the facility "between October 19, 2025, and October 31, 2025, has been irretrievably destroyed" and can't be produced in discovery. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71832...

Look at this fucking coward pointing a gun at someone just for witnessing this

I know I'm emotional today because I started crying while explaining persona 4 to Maya

i would spit on mark zuckerberg so fast

There are no words for how evil this is

People need to go look at the moon right now

Sometimes I get sad knowing I can never play with a person's hair as well as women can

FYI if you have a Spotify membership, Indivisible is asking people to cancel until they stop running ICE recruitment ads. Instructions on how to do it here: www.youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...

Learn about the new types of furniture this serial killer is going to make with your body parts

Breaking: Supreme Court upholds Trump executive order that gives police powers to Chick-fil-A shift managers

rip ancient greece, you would have loved <Atlético de Madrid men's team>

Judge Sara Ellis' hearing is set to begin at 10:30 a.m. CST. When she called for this hearing, she specifically cited concerns about two recent incidents in Chicago:

does imzadi mean exclusive

If I ever leave whole foods without stealing something it'll be in a body bag

supreme court justices love to ask questions like "so to fix racial injustice... we have to smash the balls of white men with pointed heels? just trying to understand here"

Two people enjoying each other's company at the bus stop

If you're not stealing from whole foods you're stealing from your family

Same couple has been arguing outside my window for 2 hours now

Code switching between Columbus Day and indigenous peoples day while asking coworkers if tomorrow is off

new park chan-wook looks sick

Instagram is certain I'm wlw which is nice because that's very aspirational

i just watched ai slop for like 2 minutes and i feel like my brain is fried

Just rode home from the lakefront in my boxers after donating my shorts to a naked fella. Initially gave him my button up to wear around his waist but then I remembered I really like that shirt

GRAHHHHHHHHH

I don't like these insta ads that are like "you should not get a cat unless you are willing to put a gun in your mouth for it"

Sending apologies on steam chat

Obviously it's not working but I feel like Instagram is trying to make me racist

I won't wanna die but I do kinda long to phase out of existence