CMON YOU CHERRIES

Why is the time around your birthday always like this

Dudes love to put their hands in their pockets no matter how precarious their situation is

obsessed with this US department of agriculture zine about snail farming from 1986 openknowledge.fao.org/server/api/c...

no !!!!

So many horny dudes replying to my missed connections post

Irish cig packaging be like "smoking kills! quit now!" and then there's a picture of you with netanyahu in with neck stomas in hell

Seagulls in Dublin are absolutely loud as fuck

Science should investigate why water tastes better when you drink it so fast it dribbles out onto your chin

I'm not allowed to listen to fun music when I drive anymore

I have a great view of an insanely busy bus stop

i think it's time to call it on my counterstrike career sorry guys

BUNNI POUNDS

Realizing I need to watch death note in Spanish

Another year of not lending the US govt any money

Instagram can't figure out if I'm gay or if I like volleyball and that's great

HOW IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

GRAB the BULL by the HORNS and GOBBLE down every OUNCE of its LIFE-SAVING HORSEY COME with JIM CRAMER

Someone please scoop up the red wall series and make a hyper violent anime with incredibly animated banquet scenes

when are they shooting orban out of a cannon

I forgot about intentionally taking deep breaths outside

I have so much coffee and so many cigarettes I should be shitting like a fox

Gonna become a CTA guy

I accidentally congratulated an acquaintance for their 175 day friend streak on duolingo!!

fuck!!!

Thread. I'm begging people to realize how much we've already given in just the past 25 years. I'm old enough to remember when surveillance wasn't ubiquitous and before ICE or the TSA existed. There was even a time when the average cop wasn't kitted out for full on urban warfare.

terrible time to be a guy named brent crude which would normally be awesome

Jesus Christ that was dire

I am a noted "like," sayer but there is someone on the phone outside my window who is pushing all known thresholds

10 dollar harold's meal 3 wings mild sauce coleslaw bread and fries man can not complain

Your ancestors hate you

Making little monkey sounds while I prepare a midnight snack after brushing my teeth

I wish I could shit outside

I kind of have a fat ass but would never state that in a public forum

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Product idea: desiccant packet that is shaped, textured, and flavored like a piece of jerky

I only manspread when I am shooting a hot stream of peepee into the terlet

you will never see me at axe throwing i can tell you that

Drafting letters to my Duolingo friend streaks to let them I won't be continuing

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Mega make out sesh with your crush that lasts four hours

The NYT style guide

Life is a burden. Bear it with honor.

Hegseth is wholeheartedly endorsing the core premise of fascism: industry, as part of the private sphere, must be subordinated to the military objectives of the state.

chicken so hot you'll think you've died and gone to hell

My Smelly Girlfriend

People who avoid tipping by just never making an election on the tip menu go instantly to hell

napoleass bonerpart

this year i am quitting smoking, seltzer water, and google

Why is arsenal doing this to me