beach mode: activated (he doesnt even know what an inauguration is)

local otter dork gains small amount of muscle, immediately loses 30 iq points

further #MAL fits!! now with otter ass

this #fcf is brought to you by the harsh light of morning, hangover boners, and the sparrow biker gang having a turf war on my bird feeder

it's snowing out and my work laptop is fucked so of course it's time to fine tune the #MAL fit(s)

speaking of that west virginia trip though, the roman baths in Berkeley Springs, WV hit REAL good. 10/10, would go there to cure my bad humours

taking a break from shameless hornyposting to say- fellow zillenials (shut up 1994 counts) if you're looking for something to fill the void pokemon emerald left in your heart, Merlin hits ALL those pokedex dopamine receptors and is a gateway to a fun established hobby that gets you out in nature

a groggy #fcf (i am hungover not from partying but from eating an entire kirklanf frozen pizza)

Everybody say thank you to @zachs.gay for doing a great job and being cute, please

"oh hey! didn't expect you home so early!"

and now we get to the ones with cock in them, as you do

seriously @pupripley.bsky.social and @gayanchorite.bsky.social 's place is like living inside a sexy filter

my family's local so i got to spend this merappy chrismannukah watching over @gayanchorite.bsky.social and @pupripley.bsky.social 's rambunctious little boy

i love reading a new ursula k leguin book and 10 pages in realizing an incredibly lucrative contemporary media franchise fully ripped its entire premise off something she wrote in 1972

artistic_process.mp4

on this #FCF i dared to ask: how many ultrasilky pairs of funderwear can i try on before i need to frantically whip it out and discovered the answer is 2, this is now a Dick Out bluesky

the AC haul continues

also my andrew christian black friday order arrived so strap in boys there's gonna be a lot of this nonsense (we're still on funderwear pair 1 of 8)

keeping it demure AND mindful on this lightly accursed #FCF the 13th

easing into #FCF witha Buldge for yall to Notice

Thank you bluesky hotties for inspiring me to get a runner's high after work instead of my usual stoner one

regrettable choices: shaving off all my fuzzy otter insulation right before it got scrotum-shrivellingly cold

i love all of yall on here carefully titrating a perfect mixture of incisive commentary and artful man-seduction but i didnt come back to social media to be subtle

*emerges from the cryopod i was sealed into on the eve of the great Porn Purge of 2018* whats good fellas who else likes kissin boys