And to all a good night!! Or whatever 🥚🍆✨️

I'll say the drag race edit has gotten less predictable (to me) in recent years, but at the cost of a lot of outcomes feeling very arbitrary/random... 😬

A cyanotype of @pupripley.bsky.social flexin', photographed and developed by me 💪🏼📸🔵 That's right she's an artist!! #mcm #monochromemonday

Oops! Editing nudes got me hard 🥵🥴😳

Good morning 😘 Sunday morning 🌞

Haven't even watched the new drag race episode, but I think we should all be clear that the judging on the Makeover (and any LalapaRuza) have literally 0.000 correlation to the queens' performances. It's about sending home production's least favorite and forcing narratives ✨️

Hmm, I just need some help wiping down this mirror...

White briefs and black socks on a lazy monochrome Monday 😇 #mcm

To quote Dolly, nobody notices I've got a great ass too! #humpday

The View From The Couch (digital, 2026). Happy #mcm!

You guys I made this!!! Baby's first time quilting!!! 🧵☀️ let the hyperfixation BEGIN

Movie night with the gays 😇☺️

The two genders: pits and feet.

I've been, as they say, up at the gym just working on my fitness 💪🏼💅🏼

My little guy is a gaymer! 🐈‍⬛️🎮

them: what’s your type? me: hmm that’s difficult…probably like…well…have you ever heard of The Sea Peoples

In my collage era...! "Manscaped Landscape" (2026)

I randomly thought about PoP: Sands of Time like a week ago, and I was so stoked to read that the remake was about to release. And now it's dead 😭

My outfit for jock night at the bear bar :) DC people, if you're at Uproar tonight let's smooch!!

The Princess and the Pea except it's me trying to sleep on one of @pupripley.bsky.social's airpods every single night

The reveal...! 🍞 😏

Back on my bullshit 👨‍🍳🍞 Who's hungry?

This one's for the feet people (ie. me 🤭) 🍆👣 #fcf

We interrupt this horny posting to display: BREAD...!

You're telling me a f*g fried these donuts?? 🍩

Making memories on the couch before bedtime 🟥 #fcf

And, of course, the other #fcf post 🤭

Another stunning composition from the little maestro himself...! Truly a blessed Fat Cat Friday to us all 🙏🏼🙌🏼

By some grace of God, the algorithms have flooded my ig feed with grapeleaves 🙌🏼 🇱🇧

Quick! Gotta put my penis on the internet!

In my birthday suit for my 31st birthday! In lieu of gifts, please send/post nudes. Thank you 😌 #mcm

Last night of vacation, enjoyed a nice woodstove fire 🔥 😚

Me 7 minutes after arriving at my vacation rental. Time to skinny dip in the hot tub 😌

Update: it went well!!! Manifesting employment ✨️✨️✨️

Big interview today, wish me luck!! But which tie should I wear? 🤔

Feeeeeling myself this #fcf 😏

On the hunt for Etruscan peen at the Getty Villa.

Happy Side Appreciation Day

Cornish game hen? More like Cornish gay men! Thank you, happy Thanksgiving, drive safe today.

Fellas, is it gay to wish your husband a happy anniversary? Love ya, @pupripley.bsky.social!

Early monochrome Monday ass pic 🍑

My bachelor's degree after I dropped my double major.

When I'm working but bro asks for a foot pic

Another #mcm is upon us! Fighting the dread about going to work by posting my penis on the internet 🙌🏼✨️

The many butts of Bear It Zine!

Controlling his angles

Can somebody grab me a towel? #mcm

I hope building maintenance and pest control enjoyed all of the @bearitzine.bsky.social postcards of naked men stuck to the fridge 😅😅😅 oopsie

Called out of work to stay home making gelato, pesto, focaccia, and tabouleh 🌈 the anti-depressants are anti-depressing!!!

You guys I made this :)