Some of you gays' #mcm #monochromemonday pics got me hot and bothered over here 🥵🥵🥵

Cleaning the mirror like the good househusband I am 😘

Divas I MADE THIS LIME LIQUEUR!!!

Framed up my vellum document from 1691! Put together some museum grade housing to make sure it lasts forever. I’m happy with it! And for those wondering: it’s a legal document discussing land transfer. 📜

Bravely coming out as a Maxxinista, please respect my family's privacy at this time

Had fun dancing to one of my favorite Usher songs. A good start to the week ☺️

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Hairy and horny wearing only a smile in the wee small hours of #monochromemonday #mcm 😁😈

Autistic Joy! At the Bird House

I call it "Hold on Tight!" (collage, 2026)

How my cat sleeps after knocking over and spilling a huge container of dry food in the middle of my therapy session 😌🐈‍⬛

Just one of those nights 😈

Me and my literature degree 📚😌✨️ #fcf

Jessie Ware tour tickets = SECURED...! ✨️💐🎶

Another one for the foot lovers! Happy Toesday 🫡🦶🏼

And to all a good night!! Or whatever 🥚🍆✨️

I'll say the drag race edit has gotten less predictable (to me) in recent years, but at the cost of a lot of outcomes feeling very arbitrary/random... 😬

A cyanotype of @pupripley.bsky.social flexin', photographed and developed by me 💪🏼📸🔵 That's right she's an artist!! #mcm #monochromemonday

Oops! Editing nudes got me hard 🥵🥴😳

Good morning 😘 Sunday morning 🌞

Haven't even watched the new drag race episode, but I think we should all be clear that the judging on the Makeover (and any LalapaRuza) have literally 0.000 correlation to the queens' performances. It's about sending home production's least favorite and forcing narratives ✨️

Hmm, I just need some help wiping down this mirror...

White briefs and black socks on a lazy monochrome Monday 😇 #mcm

To quote Dolly, nobody notices I've got a great ass too! #humpday

The View From The Couch (digital, 2026). Happy #mcm!

You guys I made this!!! Baby's first time quilting!!! 🧵☀️ let the hyperfixation BEGIN

Movie night with the gays 😇☺️

The two genders: pits and feet.

I've been, as they say, up at the gym just working on my fitness 💪🏼💅🏼

My little guy is a gaymer! 🐈‍⬛️🎮

them: what’s your type? me: hmm that’s difficult…probably like…well…have you ever heard of The Sea Peoples

In my collage era...! "Manscaped Landscape" (2026)

I randomly thought about PoP: Sands of Time like a week ago, and I was so stoked to read that the remake was about to release. And now it's dead 😭

My outfit for jock night at the bear bar :) DC people, if you're at Uproar tonight let's smooch!!

The Princess and the Pea except it's me trying to sleep on one of @pupripley.bsky.social's airpods every single night

The reveal...! 🍞 😏

Back on my bullshit 👨‍🍳🍞 Who's hungry?

This one's for the feet people (ie. me 🤭) 🍆👣 #fcf

We interrupt this horny posting to display: BREAD...!

You're telling me a f*g fried these donuts?? 🍩

Making memories on the couch before bedtime 🟥 #fcf

And, of course, the other #fcf post 🤭

Another stunning composition from the little maestro himself...! Truly a blessed Fat Cat Friday to us all 🙏🏼🙌🏼

By some grace of God, the algorithms have flooded my ig feed with grapeleaves 🙌🏼 🇱🇧

Quick! Gotta put my penis on the internet!

In my birthday suit for my 31st birthday! In lieu of gifts, please send/post nudes. Thank you 😌 #mcm

Last night of vacation, enjoyed a nice woodstove fire 🔥 😚

Me 7 minutes after arriving at my vacation rental. Time to skinny dip in the hot tub 😌

Update: it went well!!! Manifesting employment ✨️✨️✨️

Big interview today, wish me luck!! But which tie should I wear? 🤔