They won’t admit it but they’re actually quite good pals

Started singing Me! as I was listening to Opalite and made myself sad (((

God I can’t wait to DANCE with my FRIENDS to APERTURE

The first couple of 2016 throwback posts I saw on Instagram were from celebrities/public figures and it seemed like immediately it was picked up by brands etc, which feels very much like it was intentionally started with the intention of becoming a viral social trend. Interesting!

Shower thought of the day is something about these both being track 2 and I can’t possibly imagine that’s a coincidence

Sometimes a wikipedia article is also a love letter to canadians 🫶🏻 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrica...

not street smart, not book smart, but a secret third thing

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

Happy New Year Taylor Swift is gay!!

It is both exciting and terrifying that Taylor's next album is number 13

“The Life of a Showgirl, the biggest album of her career… to date” Sounds like a threat

Singing The Best Day and Never Grow Up in front of Andrea and Scott and Austin that’s emotional terrorism what the hell

Does anyone know if Jacob Tierney has any ties into the Taylor Swift cinematic universe?

Genuinely with my whole chest, Shake It Off is probably the best Bubblegum Pop Song of all time and I think Taylor knows it.

Maybe gonna lose it seeing Paul Sidoti fighting back tears during the Fearless set of the Final Show

“They ask ‘do you have a man’…” [Ross pans into the shot of Travis singing along]

Maybe Heated Rivalry gave me my period?

I wonder if Taylor pushed the doc finale earlier so the Heated Rivalry finale streaming numbers do better on their first day! She knows the power of our attention, after all 👀

She pays her CHECKmate before the door hits them on the way out 🚪 (kisses the mahogany grain of the door) This blank space love is pure profit ✅🧾🏁🔏 The censored version of Father Figure is focusing on her check being bigger 💰 She’s a tortured poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy for real

Muppet Show Special Feb 4th on Disney+ produced by Seth Rogan featuring Sabrina Carpenter oh we’ve never been more up

Uber to the holiday party playing a truly exceptional Taylor playlist, life is so good

I don't have any CBS access so I'm getting my updates via a torrent of unhinged skeets but I can tell things are going well

They’re playing Heated Rivalry ads on the jumbotron at the Habs game I love being Canadian what the heck!!!

Laying it out like this is wild wym this is just a list of all her music videos!!!

I keep thinking about how Selena and Taylor and Rihanna and Beyoncé and Priyanka Chopra (and I’m sure there are more of them!) are all worth billions of dollars and have more combined influence than anyone could ever imagine

I can’t stop thinking about Taylor watching all the Heated Rivalry edits to her songs and giggling and kicking her little feet

The way that I have seen three hundred different Heated Rivalry edits to different TS songs is enough to tell you that woman is writing from inside the closet lmao

Guys I’m so scared of Taylor Swift.

canadians be like

I took a Via Rail train from Montreal to Toronto today and there was this girl in my car wearing a grey eras hoodie and a brown acoustic piano chore jacket and I hope she had the best day 🥰 I was listening to Showgirl when I saw her and it felt so kismet

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

Is the Eras docuseries going to be considered television for the purpose of awards? She already has an Emmy but maybe she’s looking for a bigger one to count on her EGOT run. Also the statuette on the bathroom floor in the Ophelia music video gives Emmy a little I feel.

Be my wonton when matzo ball hates me. You're only as hot as your tom kha baby.

hadn’t thought of soup in a long time but you keep sending me recipes online n I know you think it comes off ravenous but it’s freshest, affordable like bokchoy in broth w a little kimchi In a tiny bowl, that’s how much I’m sold how many times has your bf said why are we always talkin bout SOUP

It’s actually sweet, all the thyme you’ve spent on me It’s honestly lovely, all the spices you’ve put in It’s actually Pho-mantic, I really gotta hand this bowl to youuuuu No soup will ever love me like you do 🍜

🗣️🗣️🗣️ YEARS OF LABOR 💪🔨 LOCKS 🔐 AND CEILINGS ⬆️ IN THE SHADE 👤🌳 OF HOW HE WAS FEELING 😰💔 BUT ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT 👍 I DID MY TIME ⛓️‍💥⏰

fresh out the slammer perhaps one of t’s all-timers? starting to think perhaps yes!!

The Roots are all of us 🫶🏻

You know, Kit Kittredge the American Girl’s name is Margaret, and Marjorie is a descendant of Margaret etymologically! Just thinking thoughts!

bf’s secretly a huge swiftie he just pretends like he’s not ✨

The acoustic version of Eldest Daughter is so sweet and sad oh my god

Caved and gave her five more of my dollars, brb

Very fun that the two most Miss HeteroNormativity™️ songs on the album are next to one another on the tracklist and their title abbreviations together are WLW 😘

“Have a couple kids got the whole block looking like you” cause the TVs are reproductions that look like the OG versions! They’re half her old self and half her current self in their DNA!

‘Mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card cancelled’ is insane work I’m afraid, right up there with ‘blood’s thick but nothing like a payroll’

The huge piano hit at the beginning of the Elizabeth Taylor chorus is my favourite specific bit of the album so far

When she’s a mirrorball she’s shimmering beautiful but when it’s a disco ball it makes everything look cheap… interesting!

Oh he’s so disappointed awwww poor guy!!

Showgirl prep: dancing in the kitchen to midnights ✨