I have zero of 3 cats cuddling with me on this lazy Sunday morning. What is this betrayal?! Am I not comfortable enough to recharge your zoomies ??

Kink that incorporates cop imagery is over. jsyk If you’ve got a pup hood and lock chain with a sheriff badge you’re officially irrelevant. You deserve to be ignored 💯

Conversation with my husband from October 2018, 5 days before our first wedding anniversary. This man spent the entirety of our first anniversary cuddled up with me on the uncomfortable hospital couch watching a bootleg copy of Suspiria on the hospital TV cuz we were supposed to go to a screening

I am happy to live in the land of Turtle rabbits *going through old screenshots to preserve my iCloud space and finding some gold

Love from above Honda approaches and surveys his kingdom. Who amongst thee shall be nuzzled and purred uponst

Dropped a bunch of unhinged replies on viral threads. My work here is done. Time to ignore my mentions for 11 days.

The online dunks on his mental status are like super hilarious but we really some people with any sort of power to intervene and stop him and his technofascist puppet regime. We all know orange guy has no original thoughts. He’s just a useful idiot for emboldened greedy nihilistic billionaires.

You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers. This is not going to end well.

I hate IOS26 Liquid Glass so much I’m contemplating switching to android. It’s so fucking annoying

If only I could live in this moment forever. Very few things are better than a beautiful loyal familiar laying their head on your arm while Nightmare on Elm st 3 plays in the background. Maybe I died last night and this is heaven.

Every time an underground band signs to Nucular Balst I immediately stop paying attention to them. I don’t know what it is but Nukey Bllass always ruins a band’s trajectory

I think you all should see my baby boy Gizmo

Ew The discogs app UI redesign sucks

That is definitely not how you place an IV in anyone’s hand* *someone who has had a million IVs and regularly tells phlebotomists “just do it in my fucking hand” as they fumble around jamming needles in my ditch and they never listen to me. They always go for the vein I tell them not to go after

╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ What if we like didn’t do a civil war?

If the Doritos lovo president dies the national guard, ice kidnappings, absurd and repressive executive orders. This is deeper and stronger than Trump. There are so many technofascists creating the architecture for American fascism. Trump is just a useful idiot.Vance is an idiot and just as obedient

Ate too much cheese dip at the shindig and I feel like I’m gonna die

“Can I at least buy a pillow for the sick?!” - Michael Shannon- I also agree with buying more pillows for the sick and also everything else, specialists, medicine , surgeries including gender affirming care. It should all be free. There’s plenty of money. It’s just going to the wrong people

Saw four cop cars spread out parked across my residential street and my first thought was “These MFers better not be doing an ICE sweep on my freakin street.” Scoped them for a while but couldn’t ever figure out what they were up to.

You want to look cool & like you really put in effort at the Ren Faire but can't commit to the whole hot & heavy coif? I am here for you, bb.

Is this like one of them angle numbers 👼🏻

Ever since I got back from Peru I’ve been acting strange Oh wait, I forgot. I never went to Peru

COVID vaccine update: Pharmacies in these states won't give you a shot unless you have a prescription. CVS: CO, FL, GA, KY, LA , ME, NY, NC, PA, UT, VA, WV, DC Walgreens: AZ, CO, GA, IN, LA, MO, MT, NM, NY, OR, SC, UT, VA, WA, WV, WI CVS is not yet offering COVID shots at all in MA, NV, and MN.

I can’t believe I was the only one at K-roger that knew ALL the lyrics to Culture Beat’s “Mr Vain” We used to be a proper country. Reject modernity Embrace tradition and werk werk werk like we did in the 90s

"Rainy City Cars" - my oil painting, 12"x16"

Vinyl collectors of Bsky Do ya’ll strictly alphabetize your records or just loosely group them by first letter? I’m a loosey goosey type, I just find the area with the first letter and cram it in. I ain’t got time for that strict organization.

I would absolutely love to give some kind of inspirational spiritual enlightenment message but honestly the only thing keeping me together this week is my most loving and supportive husband, weekly ketamine, lorazepam and THC edibles. We need universal healthcare ASAP. Access for everyone.

🔈 Today’s listen while I shelve records The fantastically haunted and bloodthirsty Black Metal record “The Prophetic Silence” from Gråt Strigoi Released by @fiadh.bsky.social #rabm is the only way nsbm is for kiddies that play tough and will always end up following their dear leader 💥🧠

As I’m sitting here coughing my lungs out from post covid mucus I realize a pringles can seems like the perfect thing to puke into

Well would you look at that I was thinking to myself-as one does when one is deliriously faded from exhaustion, steroids and being sick for two months- 🛰️🔭Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism🚀🪐 It’s not just a meme group that used to exist on the FBook en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Fully_A...

Give me whatever drugs Lil Nas X was on. I mean, mans was strutting, looking fine AF. Let him werk.

“The sobering fact is that Americans in early adulthood have fallen far behind their peers in other rich countries—to the point where more of them are losing their lives.” We have failed the younger generation. slate.com/technology/2...

increasingly difficult to not post things that would look awful at my trial

please. it's her corn hole.

Lungs kind of suck today. Can hardly breathe when I take off my oxygen when I have to get up to pee, turn out the lights or do my little goblin dances

I am weary of the fact that half the cat subreddits are just people posting pictures and stories of their gravely ill cats. I am too empathic and I just spiral imagining the loss of one of my own animals.

Sick AF in the hoptal again but this time with Covid + pneumonia. Shit sucks. Mask up comrades. Just checking and immediately checking out.

Picking out a fit for heading down to the Natural Grocers to pick up some Abbott’s chopped ch’cken for my vegan taco party @gonemage.bsky.social Sallow Moth x @punkwithacamera.bsky.social mashup and yes I’d crop the top cuz nothing is covering that print

How many Miley Cyrus songs are too much for a playlist?

Hospitalized again. This time I caught Covid after going to a protest. Mask up even when you’re outside (my dumbass relearned that the hard way)

Hearing Jinkx Monsoon and Yvie Oddly laughing maniacally with and at each other on season 7 drag race all stars is the first time I’ve felt joy all day.

TBH hate my beard but too depressed to do anything about it

sometimes the edi knocks one uponst a coma any 1800s opium smoker would appreciate but then sometimes the edi activates a hidden mutant power and suddenly I can feel the magnetic field surrounding the earth. Guess which one happened tonight.

Realizing that I’m too fucking stupid to figure anything out Might as well KMS

Sorry I didn’t text back. I forgot we exist in the same corporeal plane of existence within the strictly defined time-space continuation** **is this anything?

🎧 now playing 🎧 Artist: Nightmarer Album: Deformity Adrift Label: Total Dissonance Worship

🚨BORKING NEWZ 🚨 Cataloging records Once I get done cataloging this stack my discogs collection will be at 666 peecees of media Please don’t do a nucular war mr trumps and mr pootin I don’t want all my pretty plastic discs to get all floppy /s

I just don’t think I’ll ever like plain clear records, in case you were wondering

I love how I went out to do errands and did everything that wasn’t on my todo list Crossing things off is so 2thousand & late

Pickled onions with the scapes are supremely goated. I just put sliced white onion, the diced scapes, boiled some water in the kettle and dowsed the onions with 1 cup, added a cup on white vinegar, 1 tablespoon of Celtic sea salt and 1 tablespoon of Ball pickling spice, cool, fridge 4 couple days