This Chris Pratt movie looks like a gigantic pile of shit! Mercy indeed

Man don't tell me how much Mendoza loves LinkedIn, I'm trying to cheer for him

I guess it's probably better for Villa to keep the distance above Liverpool, but I can't bring myself to cheer for Arsenal

The second one would have been harsh, I think, but I don't get how Mitchell's first hand ball was not given. His arm was extended and moved toward the ball, preventing a pass from Cash to Konsa. What am I missing? #AVFC

Former President Nordberg

He's still the same smirking dipshit he was in high school, ranting about janitors on the school bus to entertain other people with a child's mind. He's incapable of expressing an adult's perspective because he's never had one, and he's incapable of feeling love because he hates himself too much.

Shoutout to all the Built Different dudes doing 90 through thick fog on the interstate this morning. Earth forces are no match for you. #atl

Offering a one-time dispensation: Any lawmaker reading this who wants to use ChatGPT to save time writing something, make it articles of impeachment and I won't call you a lazy dullard. Get this sundowning moron and his band of psycho lickspittles out of power.

Am I crazy or did Sanchez carry that out of the box before he released the pass? #avfc

Honestly you should be allowed to foul Cucurella

I'll be honest and admit that when I first watched the show S2 was definitely not my favorite. But as the years have gone by it is the one I think about most often, and probably the one I would pick if I had to choose one season to show someone to sum up modern America.

I did this part but I'm struggling with the next step. I can't get the oven to close.

Joke: network connectivity problems Episode: Snake Juice Line reading: “I got run over by a Lexuuus” Main character: Andy Side character: (tie) Tammy 2 & Jean-Ralphio Pawnee-specific thing: Detlef Schrempf working at E720

Don't really know how PGMOL think about what's a penalty and what's not. He kicks Maatsen's foot, clear as day. Was it violent? No. Was it worth a card? No. But I don't think it has to be. Was it a foul? Yes. Was it in the box? Yes. Isn't that a penalty? A soft penalty is still a penalty. #avfc

This is dead on, and also every time I see this lady I wonder if you can catch face blindness from looking at someone's face.

A few years ago a friend got all excited that the "best athletes choosing soccer" was starting to happen, b/c he heard about Tessmann joining FCD instead of taking a football scholarship. He missed the part about Tessmann playing kicker, like so many HS soccer/college FB stars before him

Really disheartening to see a crosswalk signal smashed, and a lot of debris from the car that caused it, on the sidewalk directly in front of an elementary school. The driver can't have been going very slow to have ended up that way. Atlanta has so far to go to get its shit together. #atl #carsewer

@ossoff.senate.gov @ossoff.bsky.social Stay strong. Your constituents are behind you. Hold the line. If Republicans want to make a crap sandwich, let them eat it.

@warnock.senate.gov Stay strong, Senator. Don't cave.

If that play at the plate gets reversed, that's the biggest anti-climax in sports history, right?

Terrible goal to give up at a terrible time. Liverpool feel more fragile than I can recall in ages and Martinez gave them a free one. Awful, self-inflicted wound. Still, tighten up the passing in the back & base of midfield and it's there for the taking. It's only 3-4 passes to break Rogers loose.

My least scientific Villa opinion is that Kamara is always better when his hair is loose and flying. #avfc

My Premier League take for the weekend is that Declan Rice is extremely good and would be much, much cooler if he got a decent haircut. Even just a Roy Keane-style buzz cut would be a massive improvement on the Nicolas Cage bird meme thing he runs around with.

Guy number three here is cooler and more stylish working manual labor in the sky than I have ever been for a single moment in my life

Bernardeschi looks like a puppet who made a wish to be a real guy who hands out strip club fliers in Las Vegas #avfc

Cuba and other parts of the world don't have a President Trump. Trump causes autism, quod erat demonstrandum

Having watched MUFC a little bit we should be able to get $200MM for Martinez, but for fuck’s sake just get on with it one way or the other. I swear this transfer window has lasted six months. #avfc #utv

What a beautiful bear pit St. James' Park is. #NUFC have a few players I could do without and the less said about Tindall the better, but I can't take issue with the supporters. This is what football should sound like.

Gotta embellish the contact if you want to draw the yellow. He's too seasoned not to know that

Took a shockingly long time for Tindall to get himself on camera today #avfc

Math is math, but in practical terms "the entire US" is all but irrelevant to affordability. Have to look locally. Large investors own ~25% of ATL metro; that has a huge impact on the market. It doesn't matter if they own 0.2% in suburban Fargo, no one in ATL is looking for a house there.

Keep crying about it you fucking losers. It's only been 160 years www.ajc.com/politics/202...

I know kung moo

Can’t wait to drain the last drops of potable water in a small Midwestern town so I can get a computer to take on the burden of texting people shit like "working hard or hardly working 😉"

This is great and I thank @drewmagary.bsky.social for sharing it. I made my first trip to Yosemite this summer and had something akin to an ecstatic religious experience. I have thought about it every day since and I'm glad to walk the earth with anyone who shares the joy.

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Listen if you still believe aliens landed in Roswell and the government is covering it up, I don't know what to tell you. By this point in the Epstein news cycle Trump would have told us everything, and every newspaper in the world would have photos of alien dicks.

Gosh it sure would be a shame if Dems just kept doing this over and over until republicans lose power

This is a crazy idea, but hear me out - what if we had Brooks Lennon lump a bunch of crosses vaguely toward the penalty spot #atlutd

“The radical right thinks that only white men of European descent should have any rights. The radical left thinks that everyone should have rights. It is only I, the enlightened moderate, who understands that we must meet in the middle and give many people rights - but surely not everyone."

What percentage of Americans think you're a fucking weirdo for spending almost a decade of your life laundering anti-trans talking points and contributing substantially to a reactionary movement against people who just want to be allowed to live their lives in the manner they see fit?

Objectively correct

"Grok keeps telling people I have a broken dick."

Bailey just hit one first-time and caught the underside of the bar from about 65 yards. An eyelash or two shorter and that one lives on YouTube forever. Yes, it's Guadeloupe, but from that distance any goal is one for the ages. #avfc

"Possibly pay slightly more in corporate taxes? I don't think so, buddy! I'd rather make NO money!"

Please, not Martinez to United. Him leaving was always going to be sad, but going there would taint the memories, I think. At least for a while. #avfc #utv #dontdoitEmi

@ericlipton.nytimes.com hey Eric, quick question What the fuck is this shit?

The lane violation is the NBA's version of "there's holding on every play"