Apparently it’s “I should really get a ‘no solicitation’ sign for my door” season again already

I will never financially recover from this lol

everyone be kind to elly and scott. this is on LSS, not on them. delete your vitriol and apologize right now

After sleeping on it and ordering way too many cards, I’m excited for Omens. Zyggy looks like exactly the fun puzzle I want to play. Bigscilio and Neurora is a hero. I’m also super excited to dig into a limited format again for the first time since SEA #fabtcg

Rest in peace Sage Kano 2026-2026. Thanks for making my deck unplayable Brandon Gotleib #fabtcg

Yall actually tho …

So we’re all copium 2 for Iyslander 2 reveal tomorrow right? #fabtcg

Look at this point I’m not gunna stop giving Pokemon my ~$40~ ~$60~ $70 every 3 years in hopes that the games are better but I’ll do anything for this lil bro

Some days I feel like I shoulda been a doctor

I’m so excited for how LSS has filled in the chaos talent. Symmetrical advantage/disadvantage is such a fun mechanic to mess around with IMO. Then again, back in my pokemon days item-lock vileplume was one of my favorite decks where we got to mitigate the downside in deck building.

On million copies of Sigil of Fate marvel please 🙏

Man if this was just Pirate instead of Pirate Necromancer it would have been the funniest Puffin support #fabtcg

We’re so back

Captains log, 1/27/2026. The younglings are once again left to wander about the deck, the fifth such occasion in these past 9 days since we departed our last station in all haste.The instruction center remains under precipitous conditions. I wish engineering would check on the climate regulator.

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I hope the next #fabtcg Silver Age showdown video includes the arakni deck so I can get to full low expectations mindset asap and can rebound by the time we get actual spoilers. That Iyslander deck has me in full crash out mode 🫠

Congratulations to our Calling: Columbus winners! 🏆 Michael Jaszczur piloted Florian to his final Classic Constructed win in the Calling 🍂 Jonathan Michaud took home the Silver Age Battle Hardened victory on Briar 🌱 See the winning decklists: buff.ly/D1D8lxF

Made it home safe and sound with all the shiny #fabtcg cards I picked up this weekend. Shoutout to Righteous Gaming, @minmaxgames.com and @fabfoundry.bsky.social for the goods. Made a solid dent in my assassin bling quest 😂

On the road back home from Columbus trying to beat some weather 🌨️🌨️ Met lots of great people and played a bunch of good games. Until next time! (Hopefully US Nats) ❤️

Ready to go at #fabtcg Calling Columbus. I have some PitchLife stickers to hand out so if you want one come find me playing Slippy 🤣

Fun day of sides at Columbus 1-1-2 on Nuu in sage, punted 2 games into Chane and Rhinar by not reading. Fatigued 2 briars but didn’t have time to close the one out 3-1 on Iyslander - Ira, Ira(L), Mario, Pleiades) 1-2 Slippy(cc) - RKO(W), Prism, Pleiades fatigue Calling tomorrow on Slippy 😁

Big wins for this evening 1. I found my Eye of Ophidia sleeves for Nuu 2. I found my CF disease tokens (in a riptide deck lol) 3. I remembered to put the Slippy hero card in the deck box lmao

Time to sleeve up about 5 different decks for the weekend 🫠. So happy to get to play Nuu again tho

Columbus team AirBnb gunna be eating BREAD #fabtcg #freshandbread

Alright yall. Still waffling on deck choice for #fabtcg Calling Columbus. Should I 1. Play one of the decks I’ve actually practiced, but are like 0% into Florian 2. Play Oscilio for the first time on Friday

It's been a minute... (new 👶🏼 will do that) but I have seen the metrics and the people demand SILVER AGE! Suffer no longer though the open or blitz hero selection lists! Cry no longer when you see Blaze or Shiyana knowing they are doomed to the binder forever! #fabtcg apps.apple.com/us/app/pitch...

Back to work after a 6 week break (parental leave) and I am starting off with a classic “Xcode is broken, App Store is off limits, corporate App Store thinks Xcode is up to date (it’s not). Xcodes.app is how I got into this mess in the first place. This post is for like 3 people.

Increasingly tempted to punt Calling Columbus and register this nonsense ‘mid-range’ Huntsman deck just so I can also punt the BH by registering this Iyslander deck #fabtcg

I think Calling Seattle coverage needs a “Horrors x Mantle Judge Call Counter” 😂 @mansant.bsky.social The discord channels I’m in have been in a loop of: 1. Look at this sick combo line 2. Wait doesn’t mantle blank the horrors effect? 3. (Rules explanation) 4. Oh so you mean I could… 🔁 #fabtcg

Why am I buying yellow Mark of the Black Widow and yellow Mark the Prey after recently buying yellow Orb-Weaver Spinneret in 2025 #fabtcg what are we doing?

👨‍🍳 #fabtcg

@fabjudges.bsky.social poll idea: Nic is Marked. Tyler (Slippy) plays Prismatic Leyline followed by Double Trouble (Red) then Horrors of the Past. Then he resolves Take up the Mantle, targeting Double Trouble (Blue), then Just a Nick. What is the resulting attack power? 11, 13, 15, 16 #fabtcg

Making spaghetti for my kid at 8am because she wanted dinner for breakfast, or in her words “Drinner”

Set name: Open Season

The irony of scrolling my YouTube feed and seeing a bunch of “Dopamine Detox” videos 😂 (I do think they have value and am trying to abide by some of their principles, but the discovery mechanism for these being the same platform as the dopamine delivery vehicle is funny to me).

Is this the @thecardguyz.bsky.social effect? #fabtcg

@chotrin.org Whatchu doing to this poor Prism! (really nice endgame management btw)

Set 18’s set code “PEN” references the new marque mechanics for the set. which brings the Shapeshifter class to classic constructed. Dogma, Fiend of the Forest is an Earth Shapeshifter who relies on their bestial forms and animal companions to defend the Savage Lands from outsiders. #fabtcg

Ban all 0 cost attack actions #fabtcg (except the OUT stealth ones, they can stay)

I’ve got a bone to pick with games that are otherwise kid accessible not having voice acting despite being dialog heavy. Looking at you Pokemon and Animal Crossing 😡

Alright brain. You just gotta eke out a few paragraphs of content for this project proposal that no one cares about and no one asked for. I know you just got thrown at this initiative when someone said “I think we have a feature that does this”. Yeah they’re wrong. No we won’t prioritize this work.

WTB: Marvel Rosetta Thorn - $10.28 #fabtcg

EZ

Couldn’t be me foolishly buying shiny cardboard for Silver Age when I could be foolishly buying CF Overcrowded for CC (or foolishly buying tech company stocks ((or foolishly buying stable dividend stocks to try and ride out this likely economic bubble)))

Went 3-2 at my #fabtcg pro quest today finishing 14th of 32. Happy with the deck, my play, and the results. RKO continues to hit the Uzuri brain pathways 😁 L - Victor W - Valda L - Kassai W - Gravy W - Gravy fabrary.net/decks/01K7NE...

Planning on missing top 8 in my first ever PQ otherwise I’m gunna have to tune in mid match 🤣