Congratulations to our Calling: Columbus winners! 🏆 Michael Jaszczur piloted Florian to his final Classic Constructed win in the Calling 🍂 Jonathan Michaud took home the Silver Age Battle Hardened victory on Briar 🌱 See the winning decklists: buff.ly/D1D8lxF

Made it home safe and sound with all the shiny #fabtcg cards I picked up this weekend. Shoutout to Righteous Gaming, @minmaxgames.com and @fabfoundry.bsky.social for the goods. Made a solid dent in my assassin bling quest 😂

On the road back home from Columbus trying to beat some weather 🌨️🌨️ Met lots of great people and played a bunch of good games. Until next time! (Hopefully US Nats) ❤️

Ready to go at #fabtcg Calling Columbus. I have some PitchLife stickers to hand out so if you want one come find me playing Slippy 🤣

Fun day of sides at Columbus 1-1-2 on Nuu in sage, punted 2 games into Chane and Rhinar by not reading. Fatigued 2 briars but didn’t have time to close the one out 3-1 on Iyslander - Ira, Ira(L), Mario, Pleiades) 1-2 Slippy(cc) - RKO(W), Prism, Pleiades fatigue Calling tomorrow on Slippy 😁

Big wins for this evening 1. I found my Eye of Ophidia sleeves for Nuu 2. I found my CF disease tokens (in a riptide deck lol) 3. I remembered to put the Slippy hero card in the deck box lmao

Time to sleeve up about 5 different decks for the weekend 🫠. So happy to get to play Nuu again tho

Columbus team AirBnb gunna be eating BREAD #fabtcg #freshandbread

Alright yall. Still waffling on deck choice for #fabtcg Calling Columbus. Should I 1. Play one of the decks I’ve actually practiced, but are like 0% into Florian 2. Play Oscilio for the first time on Friday

It's been a minute... (new 👶🏼 will do that) but I have seen the metrics and the people demand SILVER AGE! Suffer no longer though the open or blitz hero selection lists! Cry no longer when you see Blaze or Shiyana knowing they are doomed to the binder forever! #fabtcg apps.apple.com/us/app/pitch...

Back to work after a 6 week break (parental leave) and I am starting off with a classic “Xcode is broken, App Store is off limits, corporate App Store thinks Xcode is up to date (it’s not). Xcodes.app is how I got into this mess in the first place. This post is for like 3 people.

Increasingly tempted to punt Calling Columbus and register this nonsense ‘mid-range’ Huntsman deck just so I can also punt the BH by registering this Iyslander deck #fabtcg

I think Calling Seattle coverage needs a “Horrors x Mantle Judge Call Counter” 😂 @mansant.bsky.social The discord channels I’m in have been in a loop of: 1. Look at this sick combo line 2. Wait doesn’t mantle blank the horrors effect? 3. (Rules explanation) 4. Oh so you mean I could… 🔁 #fabtcg

Why am I buying yellow Mark of the Black Widow and yellow Mark the Prey after recently buying yellow Orb-Weaver Spinneret in 2025 #fabtcg what are we doing?

👨‍🍳 #fabtcg

@fabjudges.bsky.social poll idea: Nic is Marked. Tyler (Slippy) plays Prismatic Leyline followed by Double Trouble (Red) then Horrors of the Past. Then he resolves Take up the Mantle, targeting Double Trouble (Blue), then Just a Nick. What is the resulting attack power? 11, 13, 15, 16 #fabtcg

Making spaghetti for my kid at 8am because she wanted dinner for breakfast, or in her words “Drinner”

Set name: Open Season

The irony of scrolling my YouTube feed and seeing a bunch of “Dopamine Detox” videos 😂 (I do think they have value and am trying to abide by some of their principles, but the discovery mechanism for these being the same platform as the dopamine delivery vehicle is funny to me).

Is this the @thecardguyz.bsky.social effect? #fabtcg

@chotrin.org Whatchu doing to this poor Prism! (really nice endgame management btw)

Set 18’s set code “PEN” references the new marque mechanics for the set. which brings the Shapeshifter class to classic constructed. Dogma, Fiend of the Forest is an Earth Shapeshifter who relies on their bestial forms and animal companions to defend the Savage Lands from outsiders. #fabtcg

Ban all 0 cost attack actions #fabtcg (except the OUT stealth ones, they can stay)

I’ve got a bone to pick with games that are otherwise kid accessible not having voice acting despite being dialog heavy. Looking at you Pokemon and Animal Crossing 😡

Alright brain. You just gotta eke out a few paragraphs of content for this project proposal that no one cares about and no one asked for. I know you just got thrown at this initiative when someone said “I think we have a feature that does this”. Yeah they’re wrong. No we won’t prioritize this work.

WTB: Marvel Rosetta Thorn - $10.28 #fabtcg

EZ

Couldn’t be me foolishly buying shiny cardboard for Silver Age when I could be foolishly buying CF Overcrowded for CC (or foolishly buying tech company stocks ((or foolishly buying stable dividend stocks to try and ride out this likely economic bubble)))

Went 3-2 at my #fabtcg pro quest today finishing 14th of 32. Happy with the deck, my play, and the results. RKO continues to hit the Uzuri brain pathways 😁 L - Victor W - Valda L - Kassai W - Gravy W - Gravy fabrary.net/decks/01K7NE...

Planning on missing top 8 in my first ever PQ otherwise I’m gunna have to tune in mid match 🤣

Been really enjoying RKO these past two weeks. Really gives the Uzuri play pattern vibes but being able to actually push damage (and have a fridge). Gravy remains a tricky matchup that feels winnable with a few good breaks, but is also just an absolute _slog_. Likely my PQ deck for Sunday #fabtcg

Thinking about how the 2030 projected energy spend for LLM data centers is in the same ball park as giving 20,000 people wealth to live off indefinitely

Yo Severance season 1 tho?????

Hello I am here to report that Hades 2 surface path goes crazy

🥹 (need to move a bunch of other stuff in too but gotta figure out the order)

Soon...

Spend money on shiny cards, buy binders to store them. Have empty space in binders, buy shiny cards to fill them. Around and around we go :)

Had a great session of Earthborne Rangers today with the crew. My Ranger is a thematic “do nothing” guy who walks around with his pet Ferret and playing songs on a lute encouraging other to do risky things. Made friends with a feral cat and found a sketchbook tho so that was pretty sick.

Me sowing: “surely I don’t need to understand what the good reviled cards are” Me reaping: (Shoulda played Lyath)

Whoever thought up double headers in 6u kids soccer I would like a word

OK here's the tl;dr. If you want to test out the new Pitch Life app update at your local #fabtcg #SuperSlam prerelease this weekend click here ⤵ testflight.apple.com/join/C35bkH3P Gunna show some of the updates in the 🧵 because I am really happy with how they shaped up.

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I think I finally got the last big interaction of this PitchLife update wrangled over breakfast. Choosing who is going first! There are a lot of small (and large) UI changes landing in this version. Thanks to everyone for the suggestions and the kind words! #fabtcg

Hey y'all, don't take this the wrong way, but kindly..... WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME PAGE? #fabtcg

All my #fabtcg Montreal players! Download Pitch Life to track your Tuffnut wins in style! Hope to see some screenshots that look like this tomorrow 🎉 apps.apple.com/us/app/pitch...

Ok but also.. Brute Necromancer when??

Glad the early #fabtcg spoilers for Tuffnut are looking cool so I can forget about all the 🥵 spoilers Lyath got yesterday. youtu.be/z0hdA7EB3uM?...