Jorbus, caption this one “Become the Dinosaur” #fabtcg

Jarvis foto shop this for me. #fabtcg

If only we knew of a character in the #fabtcg lore who has already helped “usurp” a different “throne” as directed by some unknown entity. Surely that character would make an appearance in a new set about usurping more thrones of varying composition. It’s like their whole shtick.

Cool cool cool cool cool. Time to endlessly puzzle at the set layout until July :)

Alright I think in the interest of jinxing myself. I feel like the only things that could get me excited for #fabtcg set20 are some combination of: - Light Cleric (life gain) - Chaos ___ (ideally Wizard) - Assassin expansion slot cards - new card for O2 Not a complaint, the wallet needs a break 🫠

I swear door to door services sales people all chatgpt’d the same routine

Hijacking this!! Happy Pride!!! I am doing the same!! “The first 10 people to donate $30 or more to a charity supporting LGBTQIA+ will also get a playset of Drinking Buddys! Send me a pic of the receipt here or Discord and I'll ship you your cards anywhere in the world 🌍”

One of these lightning robots better be decent 😅

hello if this is a person and not AI scraping the card detail page of my site, I publish #fabtcg card data entirely for free for the community, please do not make me actively pay for the work I do on top of the time I spend, thanks

We’re so back. I remembered I get to play Blaze in Sage and Aethersling is incredible.

I am doing fine I promise #fabtcg

We’re in the home stretch now. Only a few more crash outs and I can be excited again. As long as there are no more bridges I think I’ll be ok.

Wow can’t believe LSS printed Black Lotus for lightning heroes #fabtcg

Can I get one piece of wizard equipment that isn’t an ultra-parasitic one-off mechanic please, LSS? #fabtcg

OK what was that Uzuri v Puffin game @lowercayce.bsky.social 👀 imma need that list lol

Close enough. Welcome back to Classic Constructed Nuu! #fabtcg

Real sentences I have typed today about #fabtcg “Anything that flickers flicker reality could just flicker the thing it’s flickering” “basically bounce the flicker so you can flicker another aura so aphro is on” Card gamer vocabulary 🙃

Can’t believe Warrior is stealing the assassin class identity with these disruptive attack reactions #fabtcg

Yearly “I should make a blog for no one to read” musings

Maybe next time Warrior fans #fabtcg

Shoutout to @cherren.bsky.social

Every so often I check in on my analytics for PitchLife to see what formats people are playing. 25% of the way through the year seems like a good place to snapshot, so here's a screen grab from my analytics. Here's the past 90 days: #fabtcg

Minor update for Pitch Life to preemptively add Omens heroes and a few minor UI updates to better accommodate ios26 design style. apps.apple.com/us/app/pitch... #fabtcg

Wait are you telling me this whole time git worktrees have just been syntactic sugar around a basically a second clone of the repo? 🙃

Finished 2nd in my only pro-quest of the season yesterday on Arakni, Huntsman🎉. Felt great to get out and jam some games after not being able to play in a while. Sorry to my Oscilio opponents who were just trying to draw their good cards. Shout out to @cherren.bsky.social for the commentary #fabtcg

The best part of the slay the spire 2 balance changes is I have only been playing TV Dad so I have no idea what any of the other characters do anyway 😂

Apparently it’s “I should really get a ‘no solicitation’ sign for my door” season again already

I will never financially recover from this lol

everyone be kind to elly and scott. this is on LSS, not on them. delete your vitriol and apologize right now

After sleeping on it and ordering way too many cards, I’m excited for Omens. Zyggy looks like exactly the fun puzzle I want to play. Bigscilio and Neurora is a hero. I’m also super excited to dig into a limited format again for the first time since SEA #fabtcg

Rest in peace Sage Kano 2026-2026. Thanks for making my deck unplayable Brandon Gotleib #fabtcg

Yall actually tho …

So we’re all copium 2 for Iyslander 2 reveal tomorrow right? #fabtcg

Look at this point I’m not gunna stop giving Pokemon my ~$40~ ~$60~ $70 every 3 years in hopes that the games are better but I’ll do anything for this lil bro

Some days I feel like I shoulda been a doctor

I’m so excited for how LSS has filled in the chaos talent. Symmetrical advantage/disadvantage is such a fun mechanic to mess around with IMO. Then again, back in my pokemon days item-lock vileplume was one of my favorite decks where we got to mitigate the downside in deck building.

On million copies of Sigil of Fate marvel please 🙏

Man if this was just Pirate instead of Pirate Necromancer it would have been the funniest Puffin support #fabtcg

We’re so back

Captains log, 1/27/2026. The younglings are once again left to wander about the deck, the fifth such occasion in these past 9 days since we departed our last station in all haste.The instruction center remains under precipitous conditions. I wish engineering would check on the climate regulator.

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I hope the next #fabtcg Silver Age showdown video includes the arakni deck so I can get to full low expectations mindset asap and can rebound by the time we get actual spoilers. That Iyslander deck has me in full crash out mode 🫠

Congratulations to our Calling: Columbus winners! 🏆 Michael Jaszczur piloted Florian to his final Classic Constructed win in the Calling 🍂 Jonathan Michaud took home the Silver Age Battle Hardened victory on Briar 🌱 See the winning decklists: buff.ly/D1D8lxF

Made it home safe and sound with all the shiny #fabtcg cards I picked up this weekend. Shoutout to Righteous Gaming, @minmaxgames.com and @fabfoundry.bsky.social for the goods. Made a solid dent in my assassin bling quest 😂

On the road back home from Columbus trying to beat some weather 🌨️🌨️ Met lots of great people and played a bunch of good games. Until next time! (Hopefully US Nats) ❤️

Ready to go at #fabtcg Calling Columbus. I have some PitchLife stickers to hand out so if you want one come find me playing Slippy 🤣