Not being able to watch videos at 2x speed on IG literally makes me avoid the app altogether.

Crazy how much being off Twitter really changed the entirety of my social media consumption

Ordered food and my husbands not here to grab it for me 😭

Keyfob battery was dying yesterday and I almost couldn’t start my car at the corner store. Waited a few seconds tried again and it started. Pulled out into the street and just caught a red light. Then the two cars in front of me crashed. Man …

Women with large families amaze me. I simply could never be that efficient lmao.

Put our Christmas tree on the porch until pickup day but didn’t remove the water from the stand so now it’s frozen and I have a forever Christmas tree lmao

Lowkey very excited about getting accepted to the Nasdaq Milestone Circles program for women entrepreneurs. Said I would be more intentional about these things in 2025 so this is a strong start. 🌱

Chatting with my dad getting caught up on the drama in his little neighborhood 🤣

I’m homesick for Las Vegas

Once again I’m awake at 2am and suddenly hungry

New doctors office rescheduled me with a male doctor after I went through all that effort finding a woman now I’m back at square one 🙄

Planning one of my besties bach and it’s really bringing me so much joy 🥹

Enough that my husband recently said, unprovoked, that I’m never wrong. 😂

Leave them test crawfish alone.

I simply do not trust anyone eating crawfish before Mardi Gras season.

Baby I turn lights off and this man and this child turn them right back on. Why?

My son is at the age where he’s almost bigger than me which means that all the of hoodies and joggers I buy become mine after his next growth spurt lmao which is honestly a win for him cause i may spend a little extra.

Craving cornbread dressing. Might have to make some with my new years BEP & collards.

Another successful Christmas in the books.

I don’t know any of my neighbor’s names but I know ALL if their dogs’ names.

Now that all my friends are getting married (still so crazy I was first lmao) I can’t wait to terrorize them with all the stuff they tried to pull at my wedding.

My son is *really* into late 90s-early 00s sitcoms and I’m really enjoying his commentary lmao. Had to explain why so many shows ended with terrible cliffhangers around 2005-2006. He doesn’t understand why someone wouldn’t save My Wife and Kids.

Whew. This year what’s been a ride. I’m so excited to see what happens next lmao.

This isn’t parenting advice, it’s abuse. When I practiced family law, it was definitely considered abuse. It’s also a sign of an unintelligent parent since you lack the ability to effectively communicate in a disciplinary manner so bad that you have to resort to abuse and violence. It’s that simple.

American Billionalres (& Elon) are clearly in a Lex Luthor lookalike competition & just didn’t tell anyone.

Son couldn’t get a knot out of his jogger strings and decided that meant they needed to be donated 🙄😂 boy if you don’t .. !

Keep getting random package delivery notifications. Every single one for my kid. 🤦🏽‍♀️

I’m so glad that Christmas break is here but I’m sad I’m missing out on visiting home this year (because my mom won’t be there so why would I? lmao). Going home for Christmas is the most amazing reset for me every year.

Gotham is full of poverty and constantly in shambles and he’s spending billions chasing a clown in a purple suit. He’d be more impactful if he set up a nonprofit. 😂

Nope. Very few post apocalyptic scenarios I’m willing to live through honestly. Let me go lmao.

Aldi got another good DoorDash coupon let me gon and order a few of my random Aldi faves. So many hidden gems in that store.

I need the algorithm to stop showing me viral foods in places outside the Atlanta metro lmao. Now I’m craving snacks from a long island food truck 🙄

Every single time I scroll through an app I see someone looking for help getting through the holidays and pets on the clock facing euthanasia/looking for homes. More than ever. It’s so upsetting how many people are having a hard time this holiday season

Husband missed my daily coffee yesterday morning cause of work & I felt awful all day until I had coffee yesterday evening. Now I can use this to ensure he never misses coffee again.

Do you know what today is? 🎶🩷💚

I love how my sister is all of my friends’ accountant so I’ve inadvertently become her assistant with one one specific group of clients lmao

Remember, corporations steal more through wage theft than every thief in America put together.

Do I really need to be thinking about another startup idea? No. Am I though? AM I?!

A little late this year but we finally got our tree up tonight & continued our tradition of tree trimming followed by Christmas movies with hot cocoa.

staying up watching my ls location til she gets home because she lives in the literal sticks lmao

My LS keep talking about how much fun my wedding weekend was and I legit don’t remember. Shit was a blur what I do remember was annoying (except the actual nuptials lmao)

Atlanta is one of the greatest places on Earth.

Love my son’s guitar school but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t slowly becoming annoyed with some of the recent changes.

Worst Nicki take ever.

Got to hit my husband with “you didn’t put it in the family calendar” for probably the second time in our whole decade of knowing one another and I feel quite pleased lmao

Woke up with my shoulder on fire this morning. Massage helped but now I’m a little sore lmao. Ita AKAversary weekend though I don’t have time for that 😂

My favorite mornings are the ones where my kid and husband get up and out of the house without waking me up lmao. It’s the little things.

My most boomer complaint is that I don’t get why every tv is a fcking computer.

Today drained me lmao. Founder holiday parties are so funny.