My apologies officer I was in a flow state

im gonna become emo again except this time it will involve fashion + depression instead of just depression

oh man. oh geez. it's not clocking to you. it's not clocking to you that i'm standing on business.... is it :/

trying to have the best summer of my life in the face of multiple ego deaths & a 3 month long eye infection

today one of the 7 year olds at camp said, “I have about 44 friends. I’m very popular because I share bubblegum and make fair pokemon trades.”

camper: what’s your favorite toy? me: I really like plushies. what’s your favorite toy? camper: demons.

one surprising thing abt working for a nature camp is how many kids think bugs require large bodies of water to swim in…even after they learn the hard way that that is not the case again and again lol

summertime is for having hundreds of ideas, zero follow through, & a mysterious illness tended to solely by urgent care practitioners

The woke mind virus has gone too far :/

feeling validated in my bisexuality bc I get scam bot messages from both male & female coded AI on telegram

ugh I love philly I love a city with a cute little nickname

I didn’t park like an asshole bc I’m an asshole I parked like an asshole bc IDK HOW TO PARK

got to spend the first month of this summer unemployed but I start a new job tomorrow & I’ll be working until the end of august….lets see if summer still hits the same when I’m employed (it won’t💔)

I have no interest in running a half marathon but I WILL learn to do a headstand/get strong enough to by the end of the summer I just decided

the extent to which I’m able to romanticize my own life/memories while the party 4 u bridge is playing is truly unmatched

being called a “rockstar” in any sort of professional situation is such a bone-chilling experience to me

Oh ur addicted to instagram reels…well im addicted to checking the Alabama Power app

I love camping <3 but I don’t need to do that again for 100 years…

I was singing trap queen & my partner says “that’s a really wholesome song, it’s really sweet”

i looked into it babe & youre gonna be fine...i already checked google quora reddit etc and everyone said ur gonna be fine so no worries u dont have to check

complicated by avril lavigne has unironically gotten me through so many of life's seasons....

coffee? weed should be named cough-ee. coffee should be named drinky follow me for more news

my neighbors cat literally jumped up on my windshield and climbed over to my window after I parked in the lot yesterday lmao…hello!

Thank you @passagesnorth.bsky.social for publishing my silly little flash piece, “Prayer in Which Everything Happens,” in your latest issue!! You can grab the issue at this link: passagesnorth.com/issue… & read my piece here :-)

“Even evil things shouldn’t be treated like shit. It’s only gonna make them more evil” why is Rick baseddd #whitelotuscommentary

sometimes all u need is a fat blunt & to avenge your fathers death (this is my white lotus commentary) (I’m 3 eps in)

my first newsletter is up <3 you can read it here!! open.substack.com/pub/erikab3c...

okay I made a newsletter which I’m excited about and plan to update regularly <3 my first post is scheduled to go out tomorrow & it’s about evil eviiilll social media. I’ll also be doing regular tarot pulls here, writing abt books & movies, etc. subscribe here! open.substack.com/pub/erikab3c...

substack is the future i think...

I can’t wait to never watch another reel again

at almost 29 years old I have just now started watching youtube video essays & omg…I feel like my life has only just begun

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is american shakshuka dont @ me

love when I email my landlord abt something completely normal and they respond “we hate to see you leave!” & start talking abt the moving out process??? LMAO I swear their emails are designed to give u a panic attack

2.5 years into my relationship we still say baby sometimes but primarily we call each other things like burba blurba beep bop bumba bleep blorp bing bong

Don't miss @js108.bsky.social's wonderful "Driving Anxiety" in Issue 30! ..Our feet waded in the rising flood. The professor asked why it seemed as if everyone nowadays has driving anxiety. Clock kept ticking. Nobody raised their hands... CW: suicidal ideation www.thetemzreview.com/sarmiento.html

The difference btwn feeling stressed and feeling excited is whether I had coffee that morning

I haven't made any posts recently please don't unfollow me please

Can we all pls admit that girls is an amazing show like…

catching up with freb and I mention she used to be a TVR major she goes “how dare you bring that up”

u guys life has gotten so much better since I stopped trying to get my car radio/bluetooth to cooperate and just started using a portable speaker… #radicalacceptance

me lying around for several hours thinking “hmmm something’s off”… and that is how long it took me to realize I left my purse at publix lol #safelyretrieved

me when I find myself with a little extra cash…hell yes time to go to the dentist

thinking abt when grimes first started dating elon & took “anti-imperialist” out of her bio…many such cases

I LOVE MY SON!! 🐈

sometimes you get a cat and realize wait im literally a photographer

I feel like my partner & I are gonna say our wedding vows fully in baby voice like people are gonna be walking out one by one

I don’t get dressed based on the weather I get dressed based on visions I have in my head that morning of what I should wear. Which is why I’m wearing a dress in a wind advisory rn

my tarot cards just told me to chill tf out…they’re literally always saying this

flow was rly good…been watching a lot of movies lately…gonna watch brokeback mountain for the first time w friends tomorrow (I’ve been putting off watching cause I know I’m gonna ugly cry)

I think I’m gonna bake zucchini bread & watch the movie float by myself tonight 🦋