T-Pain saved us during a recession once and we need him to do it again

Thank you @passagesnorth.bsky.social for publishing my silly little flash piece, “Prayer in Which Everything Happens,” in your latest issue!! You can grab the issue at this link: passagesnorth.com/issue… & read my piece here :-)

my first newsletter is up <3 you can read it here!! open.substack.com/pub/erikab3c...

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is american shakshuka dont @ me

2.5 years into my relationship we still say baby sometimes but primarily we call each other things like burba blurba beep bop bumba bleep blorp bing bong

Don't miss @js108.bsky.social's wonderful "Driving Anxiety" in Issue 30! ..Our feet waded in the rising flood. The professor asked why it seemed as if everyone nowadays has driving anxiety. Clock kept ticking. Nobody raised their hands... CW: suicidal ideation www.thetemzreview.com/sarmiento.html

My piece, Driving Anxiety, is being published in this issue!

I haven't made any posts recently please don't unfollow me please

Your honor the defendant is being kind of cringe

Anti-hater rhetoric is fascist propaganda

My cat cuddling with a cat plushie to fall asleep

I want to be a nurse but I don't want to go to school. I wish they would just hire me to be a cool guy that makes everyone feel chill

I feel like my partner & I are gonna say our wedding vows fully in baby voice like people are gonna be walking out one by one

being rich is a moral failing & so is hating cats

me when i make a movie that features a white man (it's similar to this movie that features a white man)

Jesus is kind of like if God had a fursona

This app is like if dorks had no natural predators