I made a hachiro bolo

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Surge pricing on merch during a historic postseason is diabolical this is a TODDLER SHIRT

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Pentecostal piss assist

HEY HOUSTON! Have you heard about the Emily Takes Notes fundraiser? Well, it's this Sunday and I'm on the host committee. Get your ass LOCALLY ENGAGED: substack.com/home/post/p-...

Htown cloudy ☁️

While I'm exploring being more active on this site, I would like to register my FUCKING ANGUISH watching the Mariners blow a 3 run lead in game 4 of the ALDS HELPPPPPPPPPPPP

Yapese currency disruptors leveraging assets laterally be like:

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The ABC song stays pissing me off bc I can never tell if the ending will be normal or the dreaded variant "won't you sing along with me," at the END of the song. Um, yeah, I would if the song hadn't just ended!?!! Maybe NEXT TIME

When I learned that people's shoes fly off when they get hit by a car I immediately heard @murderxbryan.bsky.social in my head going, "not my shoes"

German word for deciding to eat a brownie even though you have a sinus infection and can't taste anything

UHHH HELLO LMFAOOOOo????? #Invincible

Sending a message into the universe (cc: @jamieloftus.bsky.social) hoping for a Sixteenth Minute EP someday about the viral Nyan Cat explosion and the hundreds of nation-specific spinoff videos that followed 🙏🏻

Thinking about the Kalishnikar again

I just finished Flowers in the Attic this morning and I've never felt so emotionally manipulated by a book

Deep Dish Pontiff

Starting to feel this way about "eat the rich" storylines, but I fear I shall be watching Mountainhead

What kind of physics is at work when I reduce baby's play area clutter by 40% but he somehow manages to make a bigger mess than ever?

With six months left in the no-screens mandate for kids under 2, I'm trying to figure out the best content to start our son out on. I'm thinking maybe JFK main and a Loose Change digestif? Ease him into things, y'know

Experiencing preemptive anxiety upon learning that a second season of The Rehearsal has dropped

"For the love of God, Montresor!" as Mark Corrigan: Yes, for the love of God!

Another watchthrough of "The Terror" complete, my fourth. By god I love to watch those white boys suffer.

HAAAAHAHAAHAHAA

I know it's not true but it's really fun to think of everything our son does as this like genius auteur tour de force in the annals of human behavior, like, "oh yeah... He's really into making 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓼 these days..."

Just had an extremely scary thought and am relieved to confirm after some searching that there is NOT an audiobook version of House of Leaves

Checking in on my friend after she goes to the bathroom:

If my hunch is correct, this will be one of the greatest heel turns of all time and I am so excited for it

Another season of Love is Blind! Time to watch some of the worst people on the planet make tenuous connections

K i t t y

Realizing that, with some vetting and under supervision you can just give your baby random stuff to check out and they'll love it, has been a game changer. Praise rubber spatulas and metal bowls!

God I LOVE scam stories so muchhhhhh delicious yum yummy yum

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

Severance nearly unmatched in density, supremely effective use of every second

Met a baby named Bede tonight, as in THE VENERABLE, and wondering if I should have leaned more into choosing a highly medieval name for my own baby. His name fits him great but still!! Bede!!!!

Tho she be but crazy she is cute

Central Houston snowfall 8am. Wild!! Thankfully the grid is still holding up

Flying to New Orleans rules so fucking hard how did I never realize!? Two hours from wheels up, I'm unpacked and enjoying a negroni a couple of blocks from where I'm staying 💅🏻

Packing to travel with a baby is so unhinged, I already spend hours agonizing on how not to overpack for myself so things are on a completely new level now. Anyway he'll be warm and I'll be fine

Conclave was great, lots of fun, a satisfying "fuck you" to reactionary 'traditional' Catholics who I'm sure have been busy making Tedesco-is-based memes about one of the most outrageously obvious heels I've seen on film in a while

I really enjoyed War of the Rohirrim! I'm feeling gaslit by all the tepid reviews I'm reading now because I really appreciated the animation, and thought it was a good story told well. It felt like a film that was cared about by its creators.

Contemplating becoming even more disheveled so that if QE comes to Houston I'll be eligible

"unnecessary care" bitch fuck you

House Atreideeznuts

I hope they never find that guy. I hope wherever he is, he knows we're all rooting for him.

All Cybertrucks Are Bullshit sorry them's the rules

Less than ideal to lead with a closeup of whipped shit to celebrate the color of 2025, which is, I guess, whipped shit