2026 will be the year of the nonbinary loser. it will finally be my time to shine

I PASSED

the lion does not concern himself with the fact that his driving test is tomorrow. the lion does not feel fear or anxiety

heartbreaking: a woman in my office who i’ve been having nice friendly conversations with mentioned that she used to be a cop

just went through the 5 stages of grief in the space of ten seconds bc a beautiful lesbian liked me on hinge but her profile says Not Political. the first word on my profile is leftist like hello?

im actually gonna have to start a list of sentences i’ve overheard in my office because why did this middle aged woman just say “i love stereotypical gay hairdressers”

septemberrrrr ignore the outlier in the bottom row how did that even get there Hahaha

#needthat because ive been on hinge less than 24 hours and im already double texting

i miss daydrinking on a random weekday. can’t do that anymore. because of job

clocked

if i got what i wanted would i want the thing i got

new wednesday album is perfect

sertraline september

can’t focus on my work too busy thinking about doomed yaoi

they should invent HRT that makes you look like a man and a woman

here’s me and my gay outfit from the other day

good morning oomfs sorry i disappeared off here for like a month </3 working a full time office job has taken over my life and started draining the joy and whimsy out of me

i know there’s something wrong with me mentally because i just thought about dan and phil for too long at work and genuinely started getting emotional

me and my friends keep reenacting that one sonic gif as a reaction to things whenever we’re hanging out as a group and now i can’t stop thinking about it at random moments. i see him when i close my eyes

im so fawking tired and it’s only wednesday

chocolate just tastes so much better when you’ve shoplifted it from m&s

an elderly woman who i’ve never seen before in my life just came up to me (sitting on a bench) and said hello as if she knew me and kept walking. idk who she could’ve possibly mistaken me for bc i’m willing to bet she doesn’t know a lot of masc lesbians with grown out mullets and nose piercings

it’s like nobody wants to shake ass to carousel by samia anymore

who up thinking about the “nobody believes you” bisexual couch from the 2021 ikea pride collection

first time wearing hi vis kinda nervous 🫣

i have to get up at 5am to go to a video shoot in london tomorrow and i’m trying to trick myself into being excited about it by telling myself it’s like getting up early to go to the airport

i finished s3 of slow horses yesterday and im lowkey obsessed with this show

how it feels to always be chewing on stuff as a stim

genuinely just got gender envy from an old man

i love being a 22 year old teenage girl who’s also a little boy who’s also a lesbian with the soul of a gay man

sometimes having adhd is just being a hypocrite because i can’t start a sentence without interrupting myself 3 times and getting off track and taking way too long to get to the point but when anyone else (my dad) does the same thing i start getting stressed and impatient

these lyrics are kind of like psychological warfare to me personally open.spotify.com/track/6nyXvH...

im scared i’m becoming boring now that i’m just working all the fucking time

okay so it turns out she just got engaged LMAOOOOO

struggling

going crazy over this lineup. get me to chicago

seriously about to die on this train i’m so hungover

if you seriously use “leverage” as a verb in conversation (in the linkedin-speak sense of the word) i immediately don’t want to talk to you

i wish all fresh fruit could be consistently yummy and the perfect texture (and that this could be achieved magically and not with like. genetic modification)

trying to follow as many lesbians on here as possible to curate the optimal social media experience. hi guys

wait do american people say “soz” or is that a british thing

i’m super nonchalant about my gender i only think about how badly i wish i was on low dose t like once or twice a day

loving this album rn open.spotify.com/album/3D0GGC...

hot butch just followed me back on tiktok

hello gay people in my phone

sidney gish the world needs you rn

that one oomf who doesn’t play about charm you (blondshell version)