i didn't like the soft-reboot but i did like going to see this at the Universal CityWalk IMAX with my pals from work, imagining we might work on a Star War or something similarly budgeted but actually good as we progressed in our careers. the future was bright. ok thanks for reading my blog

some see god in clouds i see loss.jpg in wiki articles we are (not) the same

a guy once said to me "they're gonna close the patent office soon because they've run out of things to invent" that was 20 years ago

oh shit it's out???

parents my age saying i should have kids too

i have nothing to back this up and i know it's probably just the milieu of '90s animation writ large but something about this sakuga makes me want to bet 5 billion dollars that it's the same animator(s) behind this scene from Disney's® Gargoyles™

tapping the sign

as the children say: goes hard

abode is an off-brand adobe and should be pronounced as such post skeet

"What are you lookin' at, butt-head?"

dersh be like

whomst

i believe we are living through that already. next step is this.

turns out, ken burns is based

boomers were eating so good with this show

beautiful things are happening on the basketweaving forum

i pity the zoomers that will never know good websites

"don't write in the newspaper that our newspaper is mad"

i know this has gotta be freshman-tier art history shit but i just found out norman rockwell's rosie the riveter is referencing michelangelo's isaiah and i gotta say rockwell putting a sandwich in "isaiah"'s hand is just so fucking funny, bro was cooking with this

i know we're all having fun ganging up on this kid, on a platform he doesn't look at. but may i suggest: we can save this one, and many more like him. we just have to let him in. but it requires less dogpiling, and more gay shit like "forgiveness" and "acceptance". we must become the trans café.

his soul lives on

i lament the loss of our ancient culture. on the other hand, sites like this contributed to the CinemaSins-ification of media discourse, leading directly to the soulless corpo-slop of the 2010s, which was a significant factor in the collapse of movies etc. that we are living through now.

i don't even know who any of this is, but when comments claiming this is ~45x global GDP i got no choice but to pray

i have finally perfected my rsync bash script. this version of macOS (Sequoia) broke its default rsync, and it's been plaguing me for half a year. finally narrowed down wtf the problem is, and what to do about it. literally months of pain and it works it finally works fuck you tim apple

i dont think this site is in as bad a state as people say it is rn i think most of it comes from people expecting some sort of queer paradise that agrees with all their politics instead of just another social media network ran by a people who wish they could vote for Obama a third time

i expected this skeet to be prescient, but not like this

someone send this to the doge boys, maybe big balls will start waifuing and give em their funding back

Saint Sylvester of Sarawak, Patron of Sibilance

so how long before bluesky gets taken down, are we taking bets yet

i can't wait to work at the Paramount Skydance Warner Brothers Discovery lot

hideaki anno is a true mensch after all

shin godzilla is notable for being in the rare format of 3.1, which means that only the front wall and LFE speakers are engaged. The surrounds are literally blanked out. i get the feeling this was a compromise and anno actually wanted it to be in pure Mono like Godzilla 1954 but no one would let him

Horus Prince of the Sun (1968) Daikon III+IV (1981+83) Gauche The Cellist (1982) Dead Leaves (2004)

i once stayed in a poorly lit rural airbnb that was surrounded by clown lawn ornaments but you could only see them when you got really close and the inside was packed with grimy clown knick knacks and photos of strange kids and other creepy shit so we just parked at a cvs and slept there instead

absolute kinography

Everyone should calm down, Robert Mueller is gonna put a stop to this any minute now

i wonder how long before ChatGPT refuses to give answers that contradict our Holy Leader's administration

she was like a mother to me wait

never let the old ways die

wormbrain out here quoting fish heads

just thought of a clickbait idea for my channel. a mashup vid between The Minecraft Movie™ and Evangelion, then halfway thru reveal the true plot: THE RETVRN OF KYLE GASS. but then i realized i'd have to watch the minecraft movie, so this will never happen. but free idea for anyone else.

the data shows no correlation between fluoridated water and autism rates, but oh sorry the guy with capped teeth says there were no autistic kids at his private school, well that just clinches it then.

zoomers were never taught to sincerely engage with media and so everything must become a "The Room"-tier ironic participation event for them to feel anything. reason number 10,951 why i pity the zoomers.

how about some good news: it looks like JB and Kyle Gass are friends again? seems like they made up in private months ago and just haven't made a fuss about it. (e.g. "my pal Jables" in this post from Kyle)

the fact that zoomers find this thrilling means we have failed to educate them. this kind of graybox WIP stuff was all over DVD Special Features throughout the '00s. have your fun, but seems boring to me. you're just making a bad movie experience even worse for yourself.

what if we start calling him the "whistleblower in chief" to get boeing's attention

have bionicles been evangelions this whole time? it's like those perverts at lego just swapped the ✝️ for 🗿