I did a thing

Wait the Ghostbusters song says, “busting makes me feel good??”

Wizards, please don’t mess this up! Have him write an in universe story and leave all the cosmere to secret lairs so Sanderson fans can indulge without sacrificing another universes within set. youtube.com/shorts/drh3t...

Is this a Rakdos card or a Boros?

Haven’t trusted the right sock ever since it went… AI

My unrealistic hope for the Reality Fracture set is that it’s a full reprint set of all UB stuff but universes within. I expect to be disappointed.

Oh potatoes and molasses!

They added MTG gifs to Bluesky:

New hotness moxfield.com/decks/90nD4K...

Got the Loot as a souvenir for the partner this weekend and the first thing she did was braid his hair.

I think I went to the wrong sealed event.

No way I ran into THE @trouble-in-pairs.bsky.social at the Chicago airport?!?

Sometimes when you have to take Xanax for a flight, ya gotta just let @lordoftheslump.bsky.social take the wheel.

Call me… Scoop Swarm!

The collab we’ve all been waiting for!

There’s nothing I hate more than receiving email confirmation after unsubscribing from a mail list.

Hey #MCAtlanta! You want to draw some Magic Characters from memory? Swing by Creator Central on Saturday from 1-4 to participate in the D00-DL Showdown! Not artistically inclined? Watch talented artists come together on Sunday from 2-3 in the Spindown Panel Room at The D00-DL Off! #mtgatl #mtg

New Chance the Rapper goes hard? What year is it?

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined…

Secret Lairs are getting outta control. How do I even read this?

Spanking is the missionary of kinks.

This has gotta be the hardest book cover of all time

Fun wedding, not what I expected.

Introducing the cybertrailer

Worlds best sleeves?

If Post Malone doesn’t bring back his braids by 2027 then I’ll quit MTG.

I don’t know who at Wizards heard I was Ral-pilled but to whoever you are, thank you!

I only talk shit when I’m on the toilet.

🙀🙀🙀🙀GOLDSABER live Stream Tonight! Join the Golden Boys for a wild night of AP Sketches! 7pm EST. Free Marneus Token Pack Giveaway 🙀🙀🙀🙀

What is she doing? Your guess is a good as mine!

Wonder if the play group will notice this isn’t real.

“Good to meet you” = hello new person “Great to meet you” = goodbye new person

Casual with just a splash of Dandan

Marvel vs DC

Prepare for trouble! Make it double!

Store is official STOCKED and LIVE! Been working super hard on this so run it up! Link in my bio!! If you can’t grab stickers sharing is also so helpful :-)

Gonna start using half a wish bone as my luck counter for gemstone caverns

Burrata Summer

This is literally your LAST chance to get 6 tokens for $5 on my p*treon!!! Sign up now while you can!!

Ok it’s official, I have the worlds best friends… 🥰 @justkevswill.bsky.social @turtlethedj.bsky.social

Paid the kicker for the first time yesterday on Sowing Mycospawn to exile an opponents Cradle while getting my own and I gotta say… it just felt rude.

Is Captain America brave new world just a commercial for Hummer EV?

Jürgen doesn’t make the finals??! Shame on you Paul and Prue! 😤

@byjacobparis.bsky.social with the clutch Dandan tokens!

The reason I'm not really interested in brackets 3 and 4 in EDH is that I'm not impressed by cards like Smothering Tithe, top deck tutors, or free counters. They're very obviously powerful and lead to predictable outcomes that, in my opinion, add very little or nothing to the novelty of EDH games

This can’t be a good sign that the calorie counting app lists light beer as a positive pattern for me…

classic @freedomwaffle.bsky.social banger

🌈🌈🌈🌈We drew Jodah for my amazing patron BOB!🌈🌈🌈🌈