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@turtlethedj.bsky.social
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A swag friend
Business casual Luffy
4 months ago
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People on LinkedIn actually post pics of themselves holding Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People
4 months ago
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Mars Attacks martians disappointed mothers be like “ack, ack, ack” while shaking their heads and wagging their fingers
5 months ago
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Soooooo offline with cup and ball
5 months ago
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Kevon won’t let me listen to superfreak by Rick James very loud because he thinks the neighbors will believe I am performing a strip tease
6 months ago
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Gay T’Win!
7 months ago
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My interests include watching taskmaster with my husband and peeling off peel and stick wallpaper (if it isn’t too stuck on the wall already)
8 months ago
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I love Baja Blast and also my husband
9 months ago
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Squid has reached a new level of demanding where he pokes me in the face when I’m sleeping for attention and pets (he already was fed)
9 months ago
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justkevswill
9 months ago
Tournament ready
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Methinks it’s true…. Kevon is the greatest…
10 months ago
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When I get into bed I feel like a paper getting filed away :)
11 months ago
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Probably frustrating to be a food motivated cat owned by me. So desperately wanting to be fed meanwhile I’m doing the hustle
11 months ago
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When I see pics of people posing by a pool, I really wanna give em a push
11 months ago
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Eating funny tacos at taco bobs and listening to land of confusion by genesis, it feels my kind of gourmet
11 months ago
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Tim-pilled
@goldsabertooth.bsky.social
12 months ago
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I said giggity like fifty times and I don’t think kevon said giggity even once! Restraint, or just not an annoying person
12 months ago
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Meow meow, meow meow meow
12 months ago
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Goldsabertooth
12 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
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Trouble In Pairs
12 months ago
I got this at the Marriott Marquis last weekend in Chicago and need help identifying the pink vegetable/fruit. PLEASE HELP!
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I gotta get out of the cafe before I overhear the sexual part of this girls date she’s telling her friend about. I must stay pure!!!!!!!!
#purity
12 months ago
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When we were at the hottest club in America last night, kevon told me that I would need to take less breaks if I did less karate in my dancing
about 1 year ago
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Goldsabertooth
about 1 year ago
Spoink! Kamahl!
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Kevon and I probably got married because we both like Album by Girls
about 1 year ago
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Reminding Kevon here and there I’m entitled to half of his magic cards in the event of divorce.
about 1 year ago
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justkevswill
about 1 year ago
messed up how cute these freaks are
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I had a dream I needed to get rid of a lot of goats
about 1 year ago
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If Lou bega said your name in mambo #5, you may be entitled to compensation
about 1 year ago
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38 degrees gotta be one of the worst temperatures
about 1 year ago
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Top YouTube suggestion for little ole me
about 1 year ago
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Planning a fall 2025 trip to a czech spa town will keep me happy for a long time!!!! Woo hoo
about 1 year ago
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Imagine being a dancer in daft punk around the world music video thinking you get to wear the cute little vintage go go swimmer look and then the director is like actually full body bandages for you
about 1 year ago
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Whew I love you hot chicken salad! Casserole Stan!
about 1 year ago
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I don’t know where but somewhere kevon is playing magic right now (he is still with us)
over 1 year ago
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Re the sweater song, I’d be disappointed if anyone destroyed my sweater but I’d forgive a cat for doing so, it is yarn after all
over 1 year ago
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I attended a young professionals event this evening. The young professionals, mostly nice and friendly. The modelo, free.
over 1 year ago
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My lunch today was sourdough dipped in garlic olive oil, pineapple, and two hard boiled eggs in that order. It was good but chaotic mouth flavors.
over 1 year ago
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I love a fresh social media account. I’m brand new
over 1 year ago
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