Business casual Luffy

People on LinkedIn actually post pics of themselves holding Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People

Mars Attacks martians disappointed mothers be like “ack, ack, ack” while shaking their heads and wagging their fingers

Soooooo offline with cup and ball

Kevon won’t let me listen to superfreak by Rick James very loud because he thinks the neighbors will believe I am performing a strip tease

Gay T’Win!

My interests include watching taskmaster with my husband and peeling off peel and stick wallpaper (if it isn’t too stuck on the wall already)

I love Baja Blast and also my husband

Squid has reached a new level of demanding where he pokes me in the face when I’m sleeping for attention and pets (he already was fed)

Tournament ready

Methinks it’s true…. Kevon is the greatest…

When I get into bed I feel like a paper getting filed away :)

Probably frustrating to be a food motivated cat owned by me. So desperately wanting to be fed meanwhile I’m doing the hustle

When I see pics of people posing by a pool, I really wanna give em a push

Eating funny tacos at taco bobs and listening to land of confusion by genesis, it feels my kind of gourmet

Tim-pilled @goldsabertooth.bsky.social

I said giggity like fifty times and I don’t think kevon said giggity even once! Restraint, or just not an annoying person

Meow meow, meow meow meow

🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶

I got this at the Marriott Marquis last weekend in Chicago and need help identifying the pink vegetable/fruit. PLEASE HELP!

I gotta get out of the cafe before I overhear the sexual part of this girls date she’s telling her friend about. I must stay pure!!!!!!!! #purity

When we were at the hottest club in America last night, kevon told me that I would need to take less breaks if I did less karate in my dancing

Spoink! Kamahl!

Kevon and I probably got married because we both like Album by Girls

Reminding Kevon here and there I’m entitled to half of his magic cards in the event of divorce.

messed up how cute these freaks are

I had a dream I needed to get rid of a lot of goats

If Lou bega said your name in mambo #5, you may be entitled to compensation

38 degrees gotta be one of the worst temperatures

Top YouTube suggestion for little ole me

Planning a fall 2025 trip to a czech spa town will keep me happy for a long time!!!! Woo hoo

Imagine being a dancer in daft punk around the world music video thinking you get to wear the cute little vintage go go swimmer look and then the director is like actually full body bandages for you

Whew I love you hot chicken salad! Casserole Stan!

I don’t know where but somewhere kevon is playing magic right now (he is still with us)

Re the sweater song, I’d be disappointed if anyone destroyed my sweater but I’d forgive a cat for doing so, it is yarn after all

I attended a young professionals event this evening. The young professionals, mostly nice and friendly. The modelo, free.

My lunch today was sourdough dipped in garlic olive oil, pineapple, and two hard boiled eggs in that order. It was good but chaotic mouth flavors.

I love a fresh social media account. I’m brand new