I evicted Stuart Little

If it’s from a computer it cant be a lie

Running on an hour and half of sleep listening to Cotton Eye Joe remixes

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Im in a soup polycule and it’s kind of like a muppets movie where Im the only human and everyone else is just a bowl of soup

Fentanyl is good for you, they have it in hospitals

Woke America strikes again

Gooning to the AI generated waifu on the side of the fansly truck

Saddest story in 4 words: Twin’s butt, never dug

Call my butt a baseball team the way it’s been dug out

Crankin hog or hoggly crankin it?

I don’t know what the fuck a webp is just give me a jpeg

*teleports behind you* *eats it from the back*

Fuckin love the unibomber

I don't trust MUG root beer drinkers

First date at the dentist so she knows Im responsible

Yes, Im a Chili’s rewards member. Try not to ovulate too hard

I’ve changed walls I piss on since we last spoke

Cheese is what binds us all

Call my dick LeBron the way it be dribblin

Saying beans belong in chili is like saying American soldiers belong in the Middle East

Shoutout if you are eating 300g of black mold!

Whenever you start a new job at a restaurant you end up either working with the dream team or like 3 guys named Kevin

You hate to see your day ones switch up on you

We need a workers union for dropshippers

Need me some butch labubussy

If all of my decisions are bad, none of them are

I would touch grass maybe if I saw a half smoked cigarette somewhere in it

Need a steak taco, extra bush

The best part about eating ass is that it reminds me of my uncle

Shawty call me Moses the way I leave her bush burning

Yeah I was circumcised twice. Guess the guy worked for tips

I be smoov with it but I don't think I be waffle house smoov with it

Shawty callin me her Lego piece cuz she's always stepping on me

Eating booty is like brisket. It’s all about the crust

I wish to be reincarnated as a bunny slipper for the chance to one day have her feet inside me

Call me an A1 baddie cuz my panties taste like steak

Call my dick a trailer cause I always come before the movies

Looking over at bro like what the fuck we ain’t even ovulating right now

It’s Passover. Let a white boy make some charcuterie

Cotton-Eye Joe and backshots?

Nah babe the discharge is the best part 😌

I think I hate adderall more than I hate the red hot chilli peppers

Call my nuts Amelia Earhart the way they’re getting devoured by crabs

Tbh shoutout to my polish rudder

Born 2 crump

Im feeling lucky

Anyone wanna watch me google?

Getting #boypregnant at #chilis👍