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Booty is in the eye of the beholder👍
bringing a bottle of Malort to planet fitness and setting off the lunk alarm
about 2 months ago
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Playing with her bush like I'm rengar🐆
7 months ago
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Going to start a cult in flint michigan to turn the water into wine
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7 months ago
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drank beers with a pure heart and no karmic debt last night, woke up drunk but no hangover. I am God's next chosen apostle
7 months ago
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7 months ago
If she wouldn’t hit the second tower for you that ain’t yo girl
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7 months ago
Is there really any difference between shoegaze and shoenice
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Posing like Willem defoe at the stinkiest bar I've ever been to
7 months ago
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I'd like to apologize to all the single moms that I've texted 'im ready to be a father'
7 months ago
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Getting
#boypregnant
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#chilis👍
7 months ago
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Pressing post on the blue sky post with the same brevity of the red button that would start world war 3
7 months ago
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I want to lick the bean (the chicago bean) and contract a disease even God doesn't know about
7 months ago
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Every time a p-diddy song is played, someone's dog gets exploded
7 months ago
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Watching an alt woman turn into a corpo is like watching every feather fall from an angels back
8 months ago
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Trauma dumping on my homie's chest nasty style
8 months ago
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At the metal show straight up farting👍
8 months ago
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CEO of Armpits
8 months ago
Booty is in the eye of the beholder
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CEO of Armpits
8 months ago
Shawty in the club watching bluechew ads
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8 months ago
When your ai girlfriend doesnt even do anything for your Reddit cake day 😭😭😭
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💯💯💯
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8 months ago
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Talk to 'em unc🗣️🗣️
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9 months ago
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10 months ago
Tonight imma let the candy crush talk
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My current autistic hyperfixation is unwashed girlbutt
10 months ago
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