uhhh no you wouldn’t know her she goes to another echo chamber

been a while #paintingminiatures #dnd #minis #miniatures #d&d #minipainting

from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.

“you better go in disguise” is a chilling line as it implies the teddy bears have a personal vendetta

hey girl. watchin our bard fk up persuasion checks made me think how i fumbled u. u coulda used some gentle Guidance but i was such a critical miss. see u on the re-roll

she: i like your jeans! my brain: do not deflect, engage with the compliment my mouth: thank you! they are 32” waist 34” leg 🙂

“white boy summer” why dontcha “whrite” to ya mumma. she misses you

evelyn waughluigi

a terrible mistake

im the regional radio dj who keeps giving Vengaboys airtime in 2025. i will never stop. i dont know how….

meeting her parents with “ah, so it’s your fault”

see dogs don’t do this

my parents at 38: with the birth of our second child our family is complete me at 38: chain mail sounds good. but then id lose my dex bonus. hm

the barbershops i feel comfortable in (bc nobody expects me to talk) were closed so i had an anxiety attack and went somewhere trendy i was the eldest by a full generation and was accidentally given a haircut intended for a 13yr old

she doesn’t like trains or dinosaurs (???)

down so bad she got me drawin hyperautism

michael shannon-ass pic

made the mistake of telling my boss my goblin died to a withering touch and now he won’t stop laughing at me. its been two weeks

going to work early to get a head start on crying in the toilet hash tag grind

shirt just screams “here to help :)”

“hm. not something I have strong feelings about!” - my response to all stimuli

thats that me distresso

they are accusing me of harbouring puppy dog eyes

villain held at swordpoint: [hissing] strike then! finish it my warrior widow: [lowering blade] he wouldn’t want me to my inaudible spectre: what no fuck him up

see??

oh this [gesturing to heap of shit] its my signature look

why am i like this

got out of bed for this

funniest thing happened at work today: turns out my unorthodox methods, once considered dangerous and heretical, are the only strategies that can save us from an enemy whose tactics are, some might say, as unconventional as my own

there’s always gay men all over my feed. surely it must be because it’s pride and not a result of my interactions on this app

well met, playa. what tidings from the VIP lounge?

Morning sun really brings out my inner 54 yr old

invented Eggs 2

uncovered a real life “cheat code”, just nap for 12-16 hrs to force a soft reset 👾

[announcing my departure from any scenario] right, well, off I go, like a fuckin dickhead

I know what you’re thinking, but I assure you, my hairline has been like this for decades

laughing “this kitten has claws!” during a formal dressing-down from my 53 year old female career professional manager and she immediately flips my Kill Switch

we’re so back/cooked/???

STERILISING: White Boy Takes WORST Nudes Committed To Any Medium, Causes Infertility Plague from Children of Men

another day, another dissociative episode 🌅

i haven’t been feeling very sad lately; my apologies

brain: ok say “you’re the breath that catches in my throat” mouth: you’re the tuba in the Jaws theme

🌅

may I interest u in: this cat (evil)

audio description when I take my pants off

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the Countryfile vibe suits me but sadly I still have negative game

its me, again, looking like i “could so host Countryfile”

she wants a third i am so good at normaling

fuck it gonna get stoned & watch caddyshack