mike
@mikeasd.bsky.social
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he/him. autistic dork. im so sorry about all this ↓
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availing myself of free labour and nimble hands
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uhhh no you wouldn’t know her she goes to another echo chamber
3 months ago
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been a while
#paintingminiatures
#dnd
#minis
#miniatures
#d&d
#minipainting
4 months ago
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from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.
4 months ago
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“you better go in disguise” is a chilling line as it implies the teddy bears have a personal vendetta
4 months ago
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hey girl. watchin our bard fk up persuasion checks made me think how i fumbled u. u coulda used some gentle Guidance but i was such a critical miss. see u on the re-roll
4 months ago
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she: i like your jeans! my brain: do not deflect, engage with the compliment my mouth: thank you! they are 32” waist 34” leg 🙂
4 months ago
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“white boy summer” why dontcha “whrite” to ya mumma. she misses you
4 months ago
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evelyn waughluigi
4 months ago
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a terrible mistake
4 months ago
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im the regional radio dj who keeps giving Vengaboys airtime in 2025. i will never stop. i dont know how….
4 months ago
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meeting her parents with “ah, so it’s your fault”
4 months ago
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see dogs don’t do this
4 months ago
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my parents at 38: with the birth of our second child our family is complete me at 38: chain mail sounds good. but then id lose my dex bonus. hm
4 months ago
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the barbershops i feel comfortable in (bc nobody expects me to talk) were closed so i had an anxiety attack and went somewhere trendy i was the eldest by a full generation and was accidentally given a haircut intended for a 13yr old
4 months ago
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she doesn’t like trains or dinosaurs (???)
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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down so bad she got me drawin hyperautism
4 months ago
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michael shannon-ass pic
4 months ago
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made the mistake of telling my boss my goblin died to a withering touch and now he won’t stop laughing at me. its been two weeks
4 months ago
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going to work early to get a head start on crying in the toilet hash tag grind
4 months ago
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shirt just screams “here to help :)”
4 months ago
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“hm. not something I have strong feelings about!” - my response to all stimuli
4 months ago
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thats that me distresso
5 months ago
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they are accusing me of harbouring puppy dog eyes
5 months ago
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villain held at swordpoint: [hissing] strike then! finish it my warrior widow: [lowering blade] he wouldn’t want me to my inaudible spectre: what no fuck him up
5 months ago
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see??
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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oh this [gesturing to heap of shit] its my signature look
5 months ago
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why am i like this
5 months ago
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got out of bed for this
5 months ago
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ceej
5 months ago
funniest thing happened at work today: turns out my unorthodox methods, once considered dangerous and heretical, are the only strategies that can save us from an enemy whose tactics are, some might say, as unconventional as my own
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there’s always gay men all over my feed. surely it must be because it’s pride and not a result of my interactions on this app
5 months ago
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well met, playa. what tidings from the VIP lounge?
5 months ago
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Morning sun really brings out my inner 54 yr old
5 months ago
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invented Eggs 2
5 months ago
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uncovered a real life “cheat code”, just nap for 12-16 hrs to force a soft reset 👾
5 months ago
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[announcing my departure from any scenario] right, well, off I go, like a fuckin dickhead
5 months ago
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I know what you’re thinking, but I assure you, my hairline has been like this for decades
5 months ago
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laughing “this kitten has claws!” during a formal dressing-down from my 53 year old female career professional manager and she immediately flips my Kill Switch
5 months ago
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we’re so back/cooked/???
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5 months ago
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STERILISING: White Boy Takes WORST Nudes Committed To Any Medium, Causes Infertility Plague from Children of Men
5 months ago
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another day, another dissociative episode 🌅
5 months ago
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i haven’t been feeling very sad lately; my apologies
5 months ago
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brain: ok say “you’re the breath that catches in my throat” mouth: you’re the tuba in the Jaws theme
5 months ago
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🌅
5 months ago
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may I interest u in: this cat (evil)
5 months ago
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audio description when I take my pants off
5 months ago
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✌️
5 months ago
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the Countryfile vibe suits me but sadly I still have negative game
5 months ago
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its me, again, looking like i “could so host Countryfile”
5 months ago
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she wants a third i am so good at normaling
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids
5 months ago
fuck it gonna get stoned & watch caddyshack
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